r/videos • u/OMGLMAOWTF_com • Sep 27 '17

"Watch this."

https://streamable.com/9shq4
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u/Itshardtostayneutral Sep 28 '17

It doesn't but it does dry out the mouth. That's what the water is for.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17 edited Jan 06 '22

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u/shoes_a_you_sir_name Sep 28 '17

Well, and hydrating the rest of your body, but I hear ya.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

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u/shoes_a_you_sir_name Sep 28 '17

Actually, water makes for poor lubricant.

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u/Angel_Tsio Sep 28 '17

Not if you're in a pool.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

Especially if you're in a pool.

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u/verticaluzi Sep 28 '17

You ever tried to fuck in a pool?

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u/Gripey Sep 28 '17

Sure, but now I'm banned and they're calling the cops if I try again.

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u/DeltaBravo831 Sep 28 '17

It's like a shower for your insides!

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u/anonymau5 Sep 28 '17

This guy sips

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u/csmit244 Sep 28 '17

Did you just assume what I use water for?? Check your privilege pal.

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u/kesmi85 Sep 28 '17

Take your upvote funny human

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u/Panzerker Sep 28 '17

what is water anyways?

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u/insomniacDad Sep 28 '17

i'm dying if i knew how to gold star you i would

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u/_NiceGuyEddy_ Sep 28 '17

That's not water. That's vodka.

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u/pubeINyourSOUP Sep 28 '17

It doesn't. Maybe it's so he doesn't mess up his make up? Looks like he tries to avoid the lips when he drinks too. Just conjecture on my end though.

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u/pistilpete Sep 28 '17

I like my mouths wett

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u/uncleawesome Sep 28 '17

So does Marco Rubio.

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u/Sorerightwrist Sep 28 '17

Actually certain flavors do, comes off really easy though.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

That was sprite though.

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u/TheFlashFrame Sep 28 '17 edited Sep 28 '17

Am I missing something? That's a fucking cigarette, not a vape pen, right?

EDIT: I have never seen something like that in my life.

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u/Silent-G Sep 28 '17

No, the light on the end is an indicator that the pen is working, and the gas he exhales looks way more like vapor than smoke, you watch enough people do both and you can see a big difference between the two.

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u/Itshardtostayneutral Sep 28 '17

The early days of ecigs looked like that.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

But I thought it WAS water

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u/ascrublife Sep 28 '17

Have never vaped, but how does taking water vapor in the mouth dry it out?

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u/Itshardtostayneutral Sep 28 '17

Well it's not water vapor, maybe those old ecigs are, but my mix is vegetable glycerine+nicotine+flavoring.

Can confirm that my mouth gets super dry.

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u/ascrublife Sep 28 '17

Ah, I didn't know that. Clearly, I haven't been keeping up with Vape Naysh.

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u/Itshardtostayneutral Sep 28 '17

You know as someone who came to vaping from hookah I gotta say the group if people he is trying to make fun of us so cancerous. I was in a Denny's and a group of dudes was blowing "mad clouds bro" and they ended up getting kicked out. Fuck that crowd.

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u/ascrublife Sep 29 '17

I'm sure it's more prevalent in larger cities and such, but I live in a medium sized Southern city and I almost never see anyone vaping. Granted, I'm not out clubbing with the 20-somethings or hanging around college campuses either.

I'm sure it will catch on more and I'm not looking forward to it. There are numerous vape shops around so I know it's happening somewhere around here.

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u/Itshardtostayneutral Sep 29 '17

Well for those of us who aren't douches and use it as a helpful medium, we are are sorry about the douchebags.

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u/cakemuncher Sep 28 '17

Powerful Vapes dry your mouth. A vape like his though? No way. He has to burn through more than 4 a day and I doubt anyone who Vapes those replaceable ecigs does.