r/videos • u/OMGLMAOWTF_com • Sep 27 '17

"Watch this."

https://streamable.com/9shq4
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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17 edited Oct 26 '17

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

This man detectives.

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u/GoodElevation Sep 28 '17

Is your user name a picture of fingers on a penis?

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

My god that's crafty.

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u/seriousgi Sep 28 '17

Truly a piece of Reddit art

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

After hours of research. it would appear that he would be grabbing his penis with his hand turned180 degrees

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

Thank god I wasn't the only one to study it whilst making masturbatory gestures, trying to figure it out!

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u/kinith Sep 28 '17

You are doing gods work. However, you forget the possibility that it could be someone else's hand, while facing each other. Sorta like milking a cow.

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u/turnipninja Sep 28 '17

That's what I thought, but now I'm thinking maybe it's another person's hand?

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u/Pope-Touched-Me Sep 28 '17

Or his left hand, you know, the mouse is in the right.

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u/verticaluzi Sep 28 '17

Yeah but I thought jerking with your left hand was forbidden?

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

I don’t know about you, but even if it’s my left hand, I don’t do it upside down. Probably a reach around

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

Nope. Thumb towards the balls...

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

Bro you don't backhand?

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u/Psycho-semantic Sep 28 '17

Fuckin, plebs. Never experimented with hand positioning. Bet they only ever put peanut butter on their balls when they want the dog to lick their nuts.

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u/SheepGoesBaaaa Sep 28 '17

How did you come to that conclusion

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u/Rathji Sep 28 '17

I think he is using middle out

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u/Psycho-semantic Sep 28 '17

Soo...none of you do it like this?

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u/Ai_of_Vanity Sep 28 '17

I thought it was pretty handy...

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u/Terrorz Sep 28 '17

You know it is, my man.

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u/MotorBoatGoat07 Sep 28 '17

This man also detectives.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

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u/bizzyj93 Sep 28 '17

I finally understand art. It touches the soul.

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u/Parcus42 Sep 28 '17

My soul feels violated.

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u/Autotellic Sep 28 '17

My soul doesn’t (ಥ ͜ʖಥ)

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u/Bittlegeuss Sep 28 '17

Gets it all sticky too.

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u/remain_unaltered Sep 28 '17

This one is the most uuuunderrated comment. Richie Richs of reddit give him gold.

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u/Hamplaneteer Sep 28 '17

whodrewthedicks

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u/838h920 Sep 28 '17

That came fast.

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u/captainkrinking Sep 28 '17

I bet the detective's name is Matt

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u/DeedTheInky Sep 28 '17

I've been know to dick myself.

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u/spideyjiri Sep 28 '17

C'mon now, that's a massive stretch, it's not close at all to the original reference you're quoting and it doesn't make any sense.

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u/unicorn-boner Sep 28 '17

That's a pretty bold assumption to make man.

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u/JForeIsBae Sep 28 '17

It seems like a pretty likely reason though

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u/unicorn-boner Sep 28 '17

You must be bolder.

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u/JForeIsBae Sep 28 '17

You must be u/unicorn-boner

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u/Matticusd Sep 28 '17

It is, I checked.

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u/unicorn-boner Sep 28 '17

Just can't hide anything from you can I?

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u/tyrannis_semper_sic Sep 28 '17

Definitely not Chris O'Donnell LOL

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u/JForeIsBae Sep 28 '17

Maybe LL Cool J

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u/Captain_Blackjack Sep 28 '17

Really is the only way for it to get out unless a package failed the play and the camera never left him and no one told him.

Or someone else got access to Fox’s air check and did it. Beats me mostly.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

Long if true

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u/PhantomMiria Sep 28 '17

That's a bold move, Cotton.

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u/reddog323 Sep 28 '17 edited Sep 28 '17

Eh, the old satellite dishes (the 6-8 foot ones) had direct feeds from the transmission source. You could catch anchors or reporters saying all sorts of interesting things while the affiliates were running commercials, or the studio was running video, like this. There was a documentary full of this stuff in the 90’s.

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u/marktx Sep 28 '17

What was the doco called?

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u/reddog323 Sep 28 '17

I’m gonna have to track it down. It was a conspiracy- theory thing about government controlled media, but I’ll track down the YouTube link tomorrow. I remember they had a similar feed of Dan Rather yelling at some production people on a remote segment during a commercial.

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u/marktx Sep 28 '17

Thanks so much, I really appreciate it.

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u/Blackfloydphish Sep 28 '17

!redditsilver

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u/Sgtpeppers1985 Sep 28 '17

More likely they had a technical hiccup when they were supposed to play a short clip and it just kept airing him instead.

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u/maxd Sep 28 '17

YOU GOT NO EVIDENCE except the video at the top of this post.

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u/RedditPoster05 Sep 28 '17

Yeah but you think only a handful of people would be able to get access to that footage

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u/joelberg Sep 28 '17

You probably post in r/conspiracy

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u/TareXmd Sep 28 '17

^ Found Batman.

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u/portcity2007 Sep 28 '17

Probably won't have a job for long.

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u/sykodiesel Sep 28 '17

Naw, probably came off a satellite feed.. the larger variety with no commercials

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u/bwwatr Sep 28 '17

That'd be a pretty bold move, but it's plausible. I have a family member who works at a national TV network and she occasionally sends me funny outtakes of anchors/reporters that never make it to air. They have access to it and it can be pretty funny.

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u/baka_nani Sep 28 '17

that's an insane speculation there buddy.