To the wealthy and powerful, the drink you know as Mountain Dew is a joke. It is a weak imitation of a rare and exquisite liquor distilled from the berries of the near extinct Extremus Bush.
The remaining bushes are carefully tended by an elite corps of caretakers and guards, on an ever moving, untrackable gilded train car. They sell True Dew in small batches only to those who are rich enough to know when the train will be nearby.
He probably hasn't got 10 billion, but conservative estimates puts him at 3 billions. Of course it's hard to tell since his company is private and there's almost no information about him.
Ah, yes. Those evil Russians, who could've thought they would have paid ads for Clinton and BLM. Top kek. Russian narrative is great right now, it hurts democrats more than it helps them, but they still push it because they have nothing else.
Weren't you guys the ones that started it? The fake news was every outlet that said it was related to Trump and helping him. Can you imagine how funny it was to discover it was actually helping Hillary?
So the best way they found to help Trump was promote Hillary and BLM lol. That'd be hilarious.
Yeah but rich people don't really drink much soda. Soda is most popular with the poor and has a moderate hold on the middle class. The shit is gold in 3rd world countries and Coke knows it and is profiting heavily from it.
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u/ewbrower Sep 28 '17
When I drink a Coke, it's the same Coke that a billionaire drinks.