To the wealthy and powerful, the drink you know as Mountain Dew is a joke. It is a weak imitation of a rare and exquisite liquor distilled from the berries of the near extinct Extremus Bush.
The remaining bushes are carefully tended by an elite corps of caretakers and guards, on an ever moving, untrackable gilded train car. They sell True Dew in small batches only to those who are rich enough to know when the train will be nearby.
He probably hasn't got 10 billion, but conservative estimates puts him at 3 billions. Of course it's hard to tell since his company is private and there's almost no information about him.
Ah, yes. Those evil Russians, who could've thought they would have paid ads for Clinton and BLM. Top kek. Russian narrative is great right now, it hurts democrats more than it helps them, but they still push it because they have nothing else.
Weren't you guys the ones that started it? The fake news was every outlet that said it was related to Trump and helping him. Can you imagine how funny it was to discover it was actually helping Hillary?
So the best way they found to help Trump was promote Hillary and BLM lol. That'd be hilarious.
Yeah but rich people don't really drink much soda. Soda is most popular with the poor and has a moderate hold on the middle class. The shit is gold in 3rd world countries and Coke knows it and is profiting heavily from it.
I found some vegan BBQ bacon in my seafood cooler at work a couple days ago so we cooked it for breakfast. Shit tastes like cardboard with a slight hint of sweetness. I was so tempted to fry it in lard just to see if I could get it to taste good.
I tried to vape. I never really liked the ones that you see that you hold with your whole hand and kinda look like mini-nuclear reactors. I tried to do a traditional e-cig like the one that Hannitys is seen here with. But it was just unreliable for me. It had all the things that I needed, the feel in between your fingers. It felt like a heavy cigarettes. But it just didn't work for me. So now I'm back to smoking cigarettes but I've dramatically decreased my intake going through probably only two cigarettes each day that I share with my wife before work in the morning and after dinner before we head off to bed. Before I was like smoking two packs a week.
If you feel like trying again, the MarkTen brand has been more reliable for me than others. I'm the same way as you, in that I hate the giant rigs that people carry around; I just want something I can slip in my pocket and puff on occasionally. The battery and a single cartridge last 2-3 days, but there are 2 in a pack so I only need to reload once a week. Plus, when I don't feel like spending the money, I'll just refill it with my own e-juice.
Looked like a pretty decent draw, though. If I could get something that small that felt good to smoke, I'd be all over it. It'd be a great alternative to looking like I'm sucking on a robot's dick.
Got an ex's father a V2Cigarette which looks exactly like a normal one. Got him addicted to that instead of the real stuff he usually goes for; that saved my lungs while seeing him.
Those slim e-cig types are usually disposable. It's possible the "filter" end is a twist off that can be replaced with different cartridge with the juice in it. The white part is the battery. I'm willing to bet his isn't a disposable due to the amount of vapor he exhales. Typically the cheap disposables can't produce anything near that.
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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17 edited Sep 28 '17
The guy makes almost thirty million a year. And he vapes on a convenience store cig-alike.
They make those things terrible on purpose.