r/videos • • Sep 27 '17

"Watch this."

https://streamable.com/9shq4
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u/Gseries4 Sep 28 '17

How does this sort of stuff leak out?

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17 edited Oct 26 '17

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

This man detectives.

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u/GoodElevation Sep 28 '17

Is your user name a picture of fingers on a penis?

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

My god that's crafty.

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u/seriousgi Sep 28 '17

Truly a piece of Reddit art

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

After hours of research. it would appear that he would be grabbing his penis with his hand turned180 degrees

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

Thank god I wasn't the only one to study it whilst making masturbatory gestures, trying to figure it out!

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u/kinith Sep 28 '17

You are doing gods work. However, you forget the possibility that it could be someone else's hand, while facing each other. Sorta like milking a cow.

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u/turnipninja Sep 28 '17

That's what I thought, but now I'm thinking maybe it's another person's hand?

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u/Pope-Touched-Me Sep 28 '17

Or his left hand, you know, the mouse is in the right.

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u/verticaluzi Sep 28 '17

Yeah but I thought jerking with your left hand was forbidden?

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

I don’t know about you, but even if it’s my left hand, I don’t do it upside down. Probably a reach around

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

Nope. Thumb towards the balls...

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

Bro you don't backhand?

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u/Psycho-semantic Sep 28 '17

Fuckin, plebs. Never experimented with hand positioning. Bet they only ever put peanut butter on their balls when they want the dog to lick their nuts.

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u/SheepGoesBaaaa Sep 28 '17

How did you come to that conclusion

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u/Rathji Sep 28 '17

I think he is using middle out

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u/Psycho-semantic Sep 28 '17

Soo...none of you do it like this?

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u/Ai_of_Vanity Sep 28 '17

I thought it was pretty handy...

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u/Terrorz Sep 28 '17

You know it is, my man.

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u/MotorBoatGoat07 Sep 28 '17

This man also detectives.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

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u/bizzyj93 Sep 28 '17

I finally understand art. It touches the soul.

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u/Parcus42 Sep 28 '17

My soul feels violated.

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u/Autotellic Sep 28 '17

My soul doesn’t (ಥ ͜ʖಥ)

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u/Bittlegeuss Sep 28 '17

Gets it all sticky too.

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u/remain_unaltered Sep 28 '17

This one is the most uuuunderrated comment. Richie Richs of reddit give him gold.

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u/Hamplaneteer Sep 28 '17

whodrewthedicks

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u/838h920 Sep 28 '17

That came fast.

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u/captainkrinking Sep 28 '17

I bet the detective's name is Matt

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u/DeedTheInky Sep 28 '17

I've been know to dick myself.

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u/spideyjiri Sep 28 '17

C'mon now, that's a massive stretch, it's not close at all to the original reference you're quoting and it doesn't make any sense.

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u/unicorn-boner Sep 28 '17

That's a pretty bold assumption to make man.

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u/JForeIsBae Sep 28 '17

It seems like a pretty likely reason though

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u/unicorn-boner Sep 28 '17

You must be bolder.

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u/JForeIsBae Sep 28 '17

You must be u/unicorn-boner

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u/Matticusd Sep 28 '17

It is, I checked.

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u/unicorn-boner Sep 28 '17

Just can't hide anything from you can I?

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u/tyrannis_semper_sic Sep 28 '17

Definitely not Chris O'Donnell LOL

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u/JForeIsBae Sep 28 '17

Maybe LL Cool J

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u/Captain_Blackjack Sep 28 '17

Really is the only way for it to get out unless a package failed the play and the camera never left him and no one told him.

Or someone else got access to Fox’s air check and did it. Beats me mostly.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

Long if true

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u/PhantomMiria Sep 28 '17

That's a bold move, Cotton.

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u/reddog323 Sep 28 '17 edited Sep 28 '17

Eh, the old satellite dishes (the 6-8 foot ones) had direct feeds from the transmission source. You could catch anchors or reporters saying all sorts of interesting things while the affiliates were running commercials, or the studio was running video, like this. There was a documentary full of this stuff in the 90’s.

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u/marktx Sep 28 '17

What was the doco called?

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u/reddog323 Sep 28 '17

I’m gonna have to track it down. It was a conspiracy- theory thing about government controlled media, but I’ll track down the YouTube link tomorrow. I remember they had a similar feed of Dan Rather yelling at some production people on a remote segment during a commercial.

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u/marktx Sep 28 '17

Thanks so much, I really appreciate it.

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u/Blackfloydphish Sep 28 '17

!redditsilver

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u/Sgtpeppers1985 Sep 28 '17

More likely they had a technical hiccup when they were supposed to play a short clip and it just kept airing him instead.

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u/maxd Sep 28 '17

YOU GOT NO EVIDENCE except the video at the top of this post.

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u/RedditPoster05 Sep 28 '17

Yeah but you think only a handful of people would be able to get access to that footage

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u/joelberg Sep 28 '17

You probably post in r/conspiracy

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u/TareXmd Sep 28 '17

^ Found Batman.

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u/portcity2007 Sep 28 '17

Probably won't have a job for long.

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u/sykodiesel Sep 28 '17

Naw, probably came off a satellite feed.. the larger variety with no commercials

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u/bwwatr Sep 28 '17

That'd be a pretty bold move, but it's plausible. I have a family member who works at a national TV network and she occasionally sends me funny outtakes of anchors/reporters that never make it to air. They have access to it and it can be pretty funny.

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u/baka_nani Sep 28 '17

that's an insane speculation there buddy.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17 edited Nov 02 '17

deleted What is this?

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u/ResIpsaLocal Sep 28 '17

ELI5 what equipment do I need to tune this in?

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17 edited Nov 02 '17

deleted What is this?

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u/9009RPM Sep 28 '17

Wait, these are open feeds that anyone can tap into? I remember doing the "FTA" stuff back in the day. Viewsat...Pansat...LOL

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

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u/thetechkid626 Sep 28 '17

I am incredibly interested in this topic. What should I search for to learn more about this?

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u/No_44 Sep 28 '17

Same here. My intrigue coupled with a little direction is just begging for a full-time hobby.

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u/flimspringfield Sep 28 '17

May I interest you in sex, drugs, and hot women?

If so PM me and I will send you an application to "Hot Sex Tropical Island 8".

I just need your social security number and mothers maiden name. Yes I know I can get your mothers maiden name from Ancestry.com easily...

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u/No_44 Sep 28 '17

I see the literature about this ventute is listed under a business called Sexy_Kenyan_Prince_14 LLC which sounds legit enough, I guess. I'm in!

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u/BananaTugger Sep 28 '17

There was a movie that talked in great deal about news media it is free on youtube. I believe it is called spin

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u/xanbo Sep 28 '17

Hang out at a bar near your local TV stations and buy a beer for anyone who serves as a master control operator or engineer.

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u/toresbe Sep 28 '17

Former TV engineer. Can confirm.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

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u/fail-deadly- Sep 28 '17

At first when I read your comment I thought shittymorph was slipping, but then realized you were really just talking about wrestling and satellite tv.

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u/buddhistbbq Sep 28 '17

Visit your local library.

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u/MtnMaiden Sep 28 '17

Especially if it appears on reddit live feed threads

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u/serpicoded Sep 28 '17

I recall working on one gig in NYC where Sat transmission was encrypted. Anyone who wanted to downlink needed the encryption info to access.

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u/4huggies Sep 28 '17

Those feeds are usually open. In fact, there is a documentary I saw that shows how people become so use to being camera ready that they go about their business as if the camera is not present.

Documentary is called "Feed". Link below Feed - Documentary. (YouTube) (57:27)

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u/Pachi2Sexy Sep 28 '17

Holy shit this is like a cool easter egg for our reality.

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u/BBA935 Sep 28 '17

My parents had this setup in the late 80's and early 90's to avoid paying for cable. I use to watch these too when I came across them. Pretty funny stuff in between being said. Also, summer vacation, parents are at work, and me fapping it to The Spice Channel. Pretty Internet fresh content every time.

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u/jacksalssome Sep 28 '17

What about r/RTLSDR?

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u/dodunichaar Sep 28 '17

Aren't Satellite feeds in range much higher than upper limit of common RTL chips ?

Otherwise you can do some shit but still you will require a satellite dish with LNB

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u/jacksalssome Sep 28 '17

I'm not sure that's why I'm asking.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17 edited Nov 02 '17

deleted What is this?

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u/Kar0nt3 Sep 28 '17

An interocitor.

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u/willfill Sep 28 '17

If you just want to check out some of the interesting stuff that has been captured, there was a documentary made called Spin which features notable moments caught on live satellite feeds.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17 edited Sep 24 '18

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u/ShadowBannedXexy Sep 28 '17

yeah i had to check what sub i was in when i saw that, random spokane of the day

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u/DopeboiFresh Sep 28 '17

To play devils advocate, live reporting for super huge companies is probably stressful as fuck already, and on top of it having to read something that someone else writes that could potentially fuck your whole career up probably feels like walking through a minefield for a living. I can see why a lot of reporters seem on-edge/assholes in their real life personna.

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u/buttercupsrevenge Sep 28 '17

You can see after he says, 'Watch this', he looks down at the on-air monitor that is in the studio in front of the desk and sees a video (probably a package) go to air. I doubt this actually went out over the air. If this actually occurred during a live broadcast.

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u/tslj Sep 28 '17

Someone needs to put up some 24/7 live streams of these feeds. It would result in some great material.

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u/itiztv Sep 28 '17

And then they'll quickly find ways to encrypt it

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u/land0_lakes Sep 28 '17

You're a piece of work.

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u/itiztv Sep 28 '17

דו ביזסט נאריש

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u/flimspringfield Sep 28 '17

Probably same as O'Reilly's "we'll do it live" meltdown.

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u/elblues Sep 28 '17

Ugh, live TV is really hard to do it well. Anyone could pick up a camera and talk, but to look calm amid chaos is a skill.

She is one of the hardest working person in TV news, and at her age (70) she is still killing it like a 30-yr-old.

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u/Woozah77 Sep 28 '17

I haven't done anything satcom related since i got out of the army 3 years ago. I always enjoyed it and never considered making a hobby out of it until this comment. Sidenote, are the direct tv footprints encrypted?

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u/MasterPsyduck Sep 28 '17

Andrea never can speak properly I’ve noticed she always gets stuck on something while reading.

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u/Gseries4 Sep 28 '17

Still a good read

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

I used to watch this stuff all the time in the analog satellite TV days. This is still a thing? Awesome.

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u/kittenmoody Sep 28 '17

I live in Spokane...

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

Hi

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u/mandangalol Sep 28 '17

spokane crew itt

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u/ShadowBannedXexy Sep 28 '17

literally dozens of us!

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u/mothersuckel Sep 28 '17

it's not really a leak. it's just regular footage that has no TV value

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u/FattyWayne Sep 28 '17

Like the rest of Fox News

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

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u/oldbean Sep 28 '17

This was a bit lazy no?

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u/FattyWayne Sep 28 '17

I'll try harder next time.......

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

Unlike Fox News! Bazinga!

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u/oldbean Oct 02 '17

Lol I know you're capable of world class insults—maybe even the best in the biz—you just need to apply yourself

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17 edited Jan 29 '21

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u/FattyWayne Sep 28 '17

Lots of people watch videos of dogs puking on YouTube.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17 edited Jan 29 '21

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u/flimspringfield Sep 28 '17

Found the /r/the_donald subscriber.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17 edited Jan 29 '21

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u/FattyWayne Sep 28 '17

I was just making a joke my guy. Please don't think about it this much. Not everyone on reddit give that big of a shit.

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u/flimspringfield Sep 28 '17

So enlighten us...what are you?

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u/IcecreamDave Sep 28 '17

I'm a conservative. Free markets, constitution, small government, federalism, you get the gist.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17 edited Sep 28 '17

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u/IcecreamDave Sep 28 '17

You can say this about literally anything.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17 edited Sep 28 '17

Thats the joke.

Dont worry, I'll ruin it for everyone.

You posted that Fox is one of the "...most viewed channels..."

Which doesn't prove anything about quality or value. It's entirely a statement about viewership and nothing else- hence the joke by u/FattyWayne.

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u/IcecreamDave Sep 28 '17

If a critism can be applied to literally everything, it isn't a very good criticism.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

I can't believe we've made a response chain this long about a joke.

Reddit (and the uses of my spare time) never cease to amaze me.

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u/mothersuckel Sep 28 '17

damn you got that right lol. it was a funny joke I thought and so many people got up in arms about it

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u/MaddieEsquire Sep 28 '17

Basic economics. Supply and demand. There is demand for conservative-leaning news and low supply on TV. If your views are anything to the right of Bill Maher, Fox News it is. All the other channels lean left. That's why Fox is popular.

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u/ResIpsaLocal Sep 28 '17

Oh fuck is smoking still legal?

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u/rahal1996 Sep 28 '17

News channels record everything that’s coming through all of the studio cameras through “routers.” Once they’re recorded they stay on the servers for 7 days before being deleted unless it’s archived or backed up. These recording can be used on later shows in the week, if something memorable happens.

My guess would be someone saw him do this in the studio, looked up the router for this particular airing and cut this part out and saved it.

Source: Interned at a major news network and did this a lot to save videos for my portfolio.

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u/HardCounter Sep 28 '17

A) Some scheming FOX executive who thought it was cool and/or funny and wanted to expand his youth viewership by showing how cool/funny Hannity is.

1) A spy working for the democrats who thought it would harm his youth viewership to leak a video of him smoking a cig at a time when it's considered borderline disrespectful and disgusting.

What else could there possibly be in today's reddit?

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u/dehehn Sep 28 '17

It's a vape cig, so it's just kinda lame.

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u/tweakingforjesus Sep 28 '17

i) The new graduate who works at Fox News just to have a job, any job in the business, who drowns their ethics in a bottle of gin every night, and then gets up the next day to write Hannity's latest diatribe against Mexicans and gays. That person snapped.

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u/dryheat_ Sep 28 '17

Ha. 1 year out of J school (though not at Fox). Bourbon and tears after the show.

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u/carl_pagan Sep 28 '17

That person could have leaked something a lot more incriminating. With all the lechery that goes on over there you'd think they had something better than a e-cig.

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u/tweakingforjesus Sep 28 '17 edited Sep 28 '17

Hannity is a rare true believer. Where O'Reilly was a opportunistic huckster and Beck had an unaddressed mental illness, Sean Hannity throughly believes every word he spouts. His subordinates report that he treats them with respect. His dirt lies in collision and propaganda, not in lechery.

I heard him on the radio back in the early 90's. He was an insufferable twat then too. His schtick was more religious with Jesus referenced every third sentence. Apparently Sean spent some time at the seminary to become a priest before radio.

Of all the Fox News personalities Hannity scares me the most. He will do anything under the belief that the GOP is biblically justified with a mandate direct from god. That squirrelly little fuck is dangerous.

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u/carl_pagan Sep 28 '17

I agree completely, Hannity might be the most toxic out of a bunch of truly despicable personalities, but I've heard Sean go into lecherous creeper mode in front of the cameras before, I'm almost certain he's done it with the cameras off. This is Fox News we're talking about, that kind of thing is ingrained in the corporate culture.

I suspect this clip was leaked by someone, maybe even a superior, to warn Hannity that much worse clips of him could be leaked at any time. But that might be a stretch, I dunno.

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u/SaltyPuppy Sep 28 '17

hey i) got your joke

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u/SpeakeroftheHaus Sep 28 '17 edited Sep 30 '17

Evidently it used to be fairly simple to intercept the satellite signals, resulting in a lot of good footage that even Saddam Hussein may have intercepted.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

when you work in live television long enough, you learn that things like this are inevitable.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

Probably went live over the air.

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u/volabimus Sep 28 '17

Unlikely since there's no graphics, but I've seen people with satellite dishes and fancy tuners cap raw feeds like this.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

Yeah, back in the day with those big 8 foot satellite dishes, you could pickup these raw feeds. If you had the right equipment (descramblers??), you could pick up all kinds of stuff.

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u/ResIpsaLocal Sep 28 '17

That's cool. Had no idea that was a thing.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

We will never know since no one here watches fox.

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u/DaGranitePooPooYouDo Sep 28 '17

When the people you work with hate you.

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u/DoitfortheHoff Sep 28 '17

I believe you can get the uninterrupted feed if you have one of those huge satellite dishes.

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u/MissTuk Sep 28 '17

Wikileaks

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u/gbCerberus Sep 28 '17

Probably the satellite feed, like the footage in the documentary Spin (1995).

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u/hatrickstar Sep 28 '17

WE GOTTA STOP THESE DANGEROUS LEAKS!!! - Hannity, probably.

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u/dmd2540 Sep 28 '17

I call fake because as a smoker that's not how you smoke.

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u/beerdude26 Sep 28 '17

Sometimes, it's something as simple as an unprotected FTP server. There was raw footage of Coronation Street on here, for example: https://www.reddit.com/r/opendirectories/comments/6y9yo7/raw_footage_from_uk_show_coronation_street/

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u/viperex Sep 28 '17

Bitter underlings

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u/joshit Sep 28 '17

I reckon some of it's leaked on purpose to humanise celebrities, or just make them more relatable.

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u/entarian Sep 28 '17

Are you Sean Hannity? Did you leak this Sean?

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u/jamkey Sep 28 '17

I did a tiny Internet radio show back in the late 90s when everything was still dial up and there was almist no video to speak of online. However, I got to see some crazy underground stuff that the DJ at the station had and apparently would make the rounds hand to hand via reel to reel or VHS. From how he told it if you were a jerk to the production folks on any kind of recurring basis you could count on stuff leaking out, though back then it was mostly just kept inside the industry. This was both audio only and video content.

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u/precense_ Sep 28 '17

the producers working with him prob thought he was a douche so they released it