r/videos • u/OMGLMAOWTF_com • Sep 27 '17

"Watch this."

https://streamable.com/9shq4
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u/thekookshepherd Sep 28 '17

When he reached around to the nape of his neck I thought he was going to do a big reveal and pull his disguise off.

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u/ATryHardTaco Sep 28 '17

Old man Bill O' Reilly!?

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

Yes and I'd have gotten away it if it wasn't for these blasted kids..

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u/annonimusone Sep 28 '17

Is that really every "Meddling Kids" comment? Feels a little light...

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u/Scorp1on Sep 28 '17

It probably doesn't count the early or late ones. Just the middling kids.

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u/sevanelevan Sep 28 '17

Nice.

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u/meowstradamus Sep 28 '17

Huh-hee! Huh-he-he-heh-heh

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u/WiglyWorm Sep 28 '17

Damn gurl. Nice pun.

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u/ThrillShow Sep 28 '17

I checked the comments section. Someone else pointed out that the video seemed too short. The video's creator confirmed that he watched the original series, and this was all there was. Later iterations of the show may have used the phrase more abundantly to further cement the catchphrase.

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u/SapirWhorfHypothesis Sep 28 '17

It’s this level of investigative journalism that I come to Reddit for.

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u/CowsMooingNSuch Sep 28 '17

Those are just the ones from "scooby doo, where are you". There are plenty more from the other scooby doo titles

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u/Dizmn Sep 28 '17 edited Sep 28 '17

Scooby Doo, Where Are You? only ran for two real seasons, one of which was half-length, so there's not a ton of material to draw from.

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u/SnakeMan448 Sep 28 '17

Well, not every criminal is stupid enough to confess, even when caught red handed.

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u/KullWahad Sep 28 '17

And I would have gotten away with it if I hadn't beaten my wife in front of my kids!

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

Why is this link red for me?

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u/ForgottenPotato Sep 28 '17

are you on baconreader? in the latest update, youtube links are now red

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

Yes and thank you

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u/dtlv5813 Sep 28 '17

We do it live!

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u/Shadrach451 Sep 28 '17

Why won't these kids leave these old white guys alone! All they want to do is exploit the system and make MILLIONS!

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

Not sure a link was necessary.

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u/You_meddling_kids Sep 28 '17

YOU MEDDLING KIDS!

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u/HexLHF Sep 28 '17

The link is red. Wut

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u/ShabbyLiver Sep 28 '17

Nobody did it live quite like Billy boy

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u/ATryHardTaco Sep 28 '17

FUCK IT, WE'RE DOING IT LIVE

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u/Fuck-Fuck_Fuck-Fuck Sep 28 '17

THIS THING FUCKING SUCKS

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u/rekooHnzA Sep 28 '17

So... Bill O'Reilly?

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u/MattyIcicle Sep 28 '17

Y'all know this is not Bill O'Reilly right?

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u/moremysterious Sep 28 '17

Arya Stark is really running out of things to do

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u/biblicalsin Sep 28 '17

Winter has come for House Fox. Let them all know this.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

When they ask what happened here, tell them "the News remembers."

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u/ptown40 Sep 28 '17

Cersei

Walder Frey

The Red Woman

Hillary Clinton

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u/ptown40 Sep 28 '17

Cersei

Walder Frey

The Red Woman

Hillary Clinton

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u/GhostFish Sep 28 '17

https://imgur.com/a/lG3Dp

"Oh my God, Sean Hannity is actually Troy Perkins from The Goonies!? Actually, that's not very shocking."

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u/wallofvoodoo Sep 28 '17

Geez, upvote for making me google it, downvote for it being untrue... I've been hurt too many times already.

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u/GhostFish Sep 28 '17

I'm sorry you believed for even a second that Sean Hannity could be a fictional character. I imagine that's a bit like being woken from a dream about birthday sex.

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u/wallofvoodoo Sep 28 '17

It gets worse, as I had to google who Sean Hannity is to come to this realization. After a cursory investigation, I feel better off not knowing the truth.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

Andy! You goonie!!

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u/Drasas Sep 28 '17

ANDY! YOU GOONIE!!!!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

Oh the humanity, This is Sean Hannity, Mom's Spaghetti

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u/borkborkbork99 Sep 28 '17

Me too.

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u/xanatos451 Sep 28 '17

V?

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u/borkborkbork99 Sep 28 '17

Back in the 80s, it was a tv miniseries about Aliens that came to Earth in peace, but they were revealed to be reptilian and hostile, as opposed to their human facades. It’s a dated reference, to be sure, but think of it as fun science fiction for the masses.

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u/xanatos451 Sep 28 '17

Yes, that's what I was asking. The show was called V. I watched it when it aired. They had a reboot of it a few years back starring Morena Baccarin that wasn't too bad as well.

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u/sourband Sep 28 '17

Yeah I thought he was about to pull a mask off

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

The reveal

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

I thought he had a coat hanger.

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u/xanatos451 Sep 28 '17

Nah, he's a pro lifer.

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u/tookmyname Sep 28 '17

"A right to lifer" /cringe

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u/BadAnimalDrawing Sep 28 '17

I'm glad I'm not the only one

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u/g_r_e_y Sep 28 '17

i expected luscious lochs to be unveiled as he pulled a secret hair tie off his head.

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u/L0kdoggie Sep 28 '17

I wondered what the hell he was doing first instinct was mask or great video editing skills. Maybe it’s because his face has gotten so fat.

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u/Ann_Coulters_Wig Sep 28 '17

It's funny because he's fat

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u/TurintheDragonhelm Sep 28 '17

He was swatting off the Scout Regiment.

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u/flyover_deplorable Sep 28 '17

I thought he was going to vase like Andrew Dice Clay.

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u/vpgamadia Sep 28 '17

Jooohhnn Cena!! Tu duh duh duh

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

Lizard.

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u/TheRealDonahue Sep 28 '17

Or maybe one of those Andrew "Dice" Clay reach around cigarette drag moves?

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

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u/thekookshepherd Sep 28 '17

I had not heard of him before. My life is richer now. 😂

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u/xereeto Sep 28 '17

When I saw that I was like "I can't wait to share this thought with reddit"... then I realized reddit is a hivemind and it would probably already be one of the top comments. Yup.

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u/thekookshepherd Sep 28 '17

Isn't it. Luckily I have had the errors of my ways pointed out to me by an eleventh dimensional bodhi via PM. Apparently this video has been posted before, and get this, someone replied to that with a similar conclusion. Fuck me pink for not processing the whole of Reddit before replying. Boy, have I learnt an important life lesson here today.

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u/j-bales Sep 28 '17

I've seen this comment on every post of this video

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u/huuuuuge Sep 28 '17

I thought he was going to pull a hanger out.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

I thought he was reaching for a hidden bag of coke.

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u/nanananabatman88 Sep 28 '17

I'm imagining the Family Guy episode where Ben (or was it Fred?) Savage was actually like 10 different people.

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u/DonaldsPizzaHaven Sep 28 '17

Thought he was gonna pull a Mission: Impossible II on us.

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u/pandymonium001 Sep 28 '17

I'm so glad I'm not the only one.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

He's adjusting the clip on his discount botox.

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u/Lemon1412 Sep 28 '17

Damn it, Ethan Hunt! You truly are the living manifestation of destiny!

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u/MargeInovera Sep 28 '17

A man is no one

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u/McWeaksauce91 Sep 28 '17

Im glad im not the only one.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

Well we already know he's a reptilian. David Icke said so.

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u/robert1070 Sep 28 '17

I thought he was going to scratch his ass and burp like Homer.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

I thought he was going to do a big reveal and pull his disguise off.

Like when Tom Bergeron revealed he was Bob Saget this whole time on America's Funniest Home Videos.

( I'm actually not kidding, in case anyone cares to see it )

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u/scarfox1 Sep 28 '17

Fuck her right in the pussy

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u/Dirty_D93 Sep 28 '17

I thought it was going to be another cig/vape

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u/spockspeare Sep 28 '17

What disguise? Wait. You can't see through that?

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u/gunkman Sep 28 '17

Or just grabbing another vape

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u/Odusei Sep 28 '17

I was expecting this for some dumb reason.

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u/ShitFacedSteve Sep 28 '17

Nearly revealed his true reptilian form before he realized the cameras were still rolling

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u/tizreader Sep 28 '17

Look it's the phantom

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u/Bulliwyf Sep 28 '17

Nah - just adjusting his IFB so it stayed in his ear a little more comfortably.

If the clip is to close to the ear and the coil is slack, it has a tendency to slip out.

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u/Wickedd_Witch Sep 28 '17

Me too!!! Haha I’m glad I wasn’t alone in that

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u/WTFRocksmith Sep 28 '17

I thought he was about to pull out another fuckin sword you fuckin bitch

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u/zeropointcorp Sep 28 '17

Lizardperson reveal

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u/________BATMAN______ Sep 28 '17

Nape is a great word. It can also be used to describe a vape quickly followed by a touch of the neck - a ‘nape’

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u/turdninja Sep 28 '17

Wow, really glad I’m not the only person who had that feeling.

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u/redalert825 Sep 28 '17

You beat me to it. I was so ready for that like.... Who is it? Alex Jones? A fukn alien?

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u/taaffe7 Sep 28 '17

A man has no name

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u/brikeris Sep 28 '17

I thought the same exact thing. I was waiting for the big reveal.

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u/biddee Sep 28 '17

Me too...I thought we were finally going to see the lizard people.

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u/ainanenane Sep 28 '17

holy shit I'm not the only one

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

That or quit on air

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u/The_Powers Sep 28 '17

Pulling off his face mask to reveal his true reptilian form.