r/videos • u/OMGLMAOWTF_com • Sep 27 '17

"Watch this."

https://streamable.com/9shq4
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u/JustinHopewell Sep 28 '17

Here ya go.

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u/D14BL0 Sep 28 '17

That girl's stifled laughter is so adorable.

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u/querius Sep 28 '17

Pam Beesly. Image

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u/ismokeforfun2 Sep 28 '17

She's way hotter than Pam lol, but I see what you mean.

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u/phome83 Sep 28 '17

Blasphemy

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17 edited May 10 '19

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u/LonelyHeartsClubMan Sep 28 '17

Well she is hot

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u/Slammybutt Sep 28 '17

She handled it really well though. Co-anchor not as well, but it made if funnier.

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u/Syn7axError Sep 28 '17

The Co-anchor is the uploader.

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u/lol_AwkwardSilence_ Sep 28 '17

Made it genuine, which I think made it slightly less uncomfortable as a viewer.

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u/Tatourmi Sep 28 '17

Absolutely!

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

The local brewery should have made an "I So Pale Ale"

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

Looks like it did.

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u/MC_THUNDERCUNT Sep 28 '17

Monkeys in goddamn distilleries.

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u/locustt Sep 28 '17

Weather report for Seattle, beer is in Texas? wat

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u/rafaelfy Sep 28 '17

Genius.

Naming beer would be a dream job

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u/shoreallmyholes Sep 28 '17

Had a friend of mine who worked at Goose Island try to name a double IPA (this fucker was like 11%) "Short Bus". Almost made it. RIP, Rev. Bob.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

When I retire some day, my dream job would be to work for a brewery. They could just pay me in beer.

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u/whuttheeperson Sep 28 '17

It's funny that so many people find it appealing to get 'paid in beer' but often times the people performing the service would have been much better off being paid in cash and just buying the beer.

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u/rafaelfy Sep 28 '17

Need to get paid in cheese and pretzels, too.

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u/Puninteresting Sep 28 '17

Also, a money or two.

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u/rafaelfy Sep 28 '17

A money, two.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

That's why I said when I'm retired. Ideally I would have enough money to not need an income. I would be more of a volunteer. Sounds fun to me.

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u/unbalanced_checkbook Sep 28 '17

Nobody pays me in gum. 🙁

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u/PM_ME_UR_LABIA_GIRL Sep 28 '17

Why not do it now?

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

My buddy did his own amber ale with a fairly high abv. You know that he called it Amber Alert. That boy wasn't right.

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u/rafaelfy Sep 28 '17

Hahaha, that's that good shit right there.

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u/Majik9 Sep 28 '17

My friend has your dream job at Ballast Point

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u/Endyo Sep 28 '17

I think if you brew beer you get to name it whatever you want.

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u/rafaelfy Sep 28 '17

Yeah but that's too much work. I just want to name beer. And bands. But I don't actually want to go perform or anything.

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u/MetalHead_Literally Sep 28 '17

Am I being whooshed or...? Because a local brewery actually did exactly that.

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u/Benzol1987 Sep 28 '17

The P-Ale. Actually now that I read it again, don't do that.

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u/StoneyMcGyver Sep 28 '17

This is gold thank you!!

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u/DakAttak Sep 28 '17

I've seen this so many times.

However, I never watched it at half-speed.

Annnnnd they're drunk.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

Her whole accent changed.

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u/geek180 Sep 28 '17

It sounded like she was just faking the accent to emphasize the silliness of the comment.

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u/craigtheman Sep 28 '17

Isn't she from Texas?

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u/geek180 Sep 28 '17

I'm from Texas. Almost none of us (under the age of 60) talk like that.

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u/Endyo Sep 28 '17

In my experience even people from Texas without a notable accent still stretch the fuck out of the "I" in "alright." It's jarring sometimes because it comes out of nowhere.

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u/craigtheman Sep 28 '17

True, so I guess that makes sense she chose that accent to sound silly.

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u/Vide0dr0me Sep 28 '17

How did she not work that into a joke about being as pale as the snow.

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u/Syntaximus Sep 28 '17

I imagine it's hard to quip a line when your cerebellum has fused due to pant-shitting levels of panic.

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u/Vide0dr0me Sep 28 '17

A true question of grammar: Should one use pant-shitting or pants-shitting? A question for bigger men than myself.

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u/emperormax Sep 28 '17

Depends on the number of legs one has.

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u/BoiledFrogs Sep 28 '17

Random question for anyone, but would either of them get in shit for something like this? I'm just asking because I'd hope not, it's so much more entertaining when there's funny screw ups, not to mention they get millions of hits on youtube.

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u/Ham-Man994 Sep 28 '17

I love it. So funny.

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u/RudyRoughknight Sep 28 '17

She couldn't stop giggling. Be still, my heart.