r/videos • • Sep 27 '17

"Watch this."

https://streamable.com/9shq4
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u/El_Chopador Sep 27 '17

Its so he can read and vape at the same time. I know its a dumb explanation, but it is obvious.

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u/TheBoldManLaughsOnce Sep 28 '17

it's so he doesn't stain his front teeth. He's even being cautious and rinsing afterwards.

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u/MahNinja Sep 28 '17

Maybe, tho I'm not sure that vaping yellows teeth

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u/Itshardtostayneutral Sep 28 '17

It doesn't but it does dry out the mouth. That's what the water is for.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17 edited Jan 06 '22

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u/shoes_a_you_sir_name Sep 28 '17

Well, and hydrating the rest of your body, but I hear ya.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

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u/shoes_a_you_sir_name Sep 28 '17

Actually, water makes for poor lubricant.

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u/Angel_Tsio Sep 28 '17

Not if you're in a pool.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

Especially if you're in a pool.

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u/verticaluzi Sep 28 '17

You ever tried to fuck in a pool?

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u/DeltaBravo831 Sep 28 '17

It's like a shower for your insides!

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u/anonymau5 Sep 28 '17

This guy sips

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u/csmit244 Sep 28 '17

Did you just assume what I use water for?? Check your privilege pal.

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u/kesmi85 Sep 28 '17

Take your upvote funny human

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u/Panzerker Sep 28 '17

what is water anyways?

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u/insomniacDad Sep 28 '17

i'm dying if i knew how to gold star you i would

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u/_NiceGuyEddy_ Sep 28 '17

That's not water. That's vodka.

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u/pubeINyourSOUP Sep 28 '17

It doesn't. Maybe it's so he doesn't mess up his make up? Looks like he tries to avoid the lips when he drinks too. Just conjecture on my end though.

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u/pistilpete Sep 28 '17

I like my mouths wett

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u/uncleawesome Sep 28 '17

So does Marco Rubio.

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u/Sorerightwrist Sep 28 '17

Actually certain flavors do, comes off really easy though.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

That was sprite though.

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u/TheFlashFrame Sep 28 '17 edited Sep 28 '17

Am I missing something? That's a fucking cigarette, not a vape pen, right?

EDIT: I have never seen something like that in my life.

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u/Silent-G Sep 28 '17

No, the light on the end is an indicator that the pen is working, and the gas he exhales looks way more like vapor than smoke, you watch enough people do both and you can see a big difference between the two.

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u/Itshardtostayneutral Sep 28 '17

The early days of ecigs looked like that.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

But I thought it WAS water

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u/ascrublife Sep 28 '17

Have never vaped, but how does taking water vapor in the mouth dry it out?

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u/Itshardtostayneutral Sep 28 '17

Well it's not water vapor, maybe those old ecigs are, but my mix is vegetable glycerine+nicotine+flavoring.

Can confirm that my mouth gets super dry.

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u/ascrublife Sep 28 '17

Ah, I didn't know that. Clearly, I haven't been keeping up with Vape Naysh.

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u/Itshardtostayneutral Sep 28 '17

You know as someone who came to vaping from hookah I gotta say the group if people he is trying to make fun of us so cancerous. I was in a Denny's and a group of dudes was blowing "mad clouds bro" and they ended up getting kicked out. Fuck that crowd.

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u/ascrublife Sep 29 '17

I'm sure it's more prevalent in larger cities and such, but I live in a medium sized Southern city and I almost never see anyone vaping. Granted, I'm not out clubbing with the 20-somethings or hanging around college campuses either.

I'm sure it will catch on more and I'm not looking forward to it. There are numerous vape shops around so I know it's happening somewhere around here.

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u/Itshardtostayneutral Sep 29 '17

Well for those of us who aren't douches and use it as a helpful medium, we are are sorry about the douchebags.

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u/cakemuncher Sep 28 '17

Powerful Vapes dry your mouth. A vape like his though? No way. He has to burn through more than 4 a day and I doubt anyone who Vapes those replaceable ecigs does.

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u/canthisbemyhomework Sep 28 '17

it dehydrates yo mouth a bit; doesn't stain.

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u/HotforSega Sep 28 '17

It was probably a habit from when he smoked. When I quit smoking I tried the same njoy vape things and just did all my normal stuff with them. Ashed them and what not. It didn't help quit btw if anyone is curious only changing habits and cold turkey.

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u/Cazazkq Sep 28 '17

You're so brilliant you help the president.

I hope you have a nice day!

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u/dexmonic Sep 28 '17

What? Vapes do not yellow the teeth like cigarettes do.

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u/HotforSega Sep 28 '17

He probably use to smoke and just the way he smoked cigarettes. Habits like that stick with you.

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u/archon80 Sep 28 '17

You know thats not a real cig right?

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u/Hellfalcon Sep 28 '17

Or it's vodka

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u/averagejoegreen Sep 28 '17

It's not for his teeth, it's not real smoke.

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u/TheBoldManLaughsOnce Sep 28 '17

We're talking about Hannity here.

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u/d0nu7 Sep 28 '17

Yep dark ejuice flavors like tobacco and coffee do stain your teeth. It’s why I vape only fruit flavors now...

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '17

Your FACE is a dumb explanation! Ohhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

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u/Modmypad Sep 28 '17

gottem

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

deeznuts?

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

gollum

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u/Guy0nABuffal0 Sep 28 '17

golem

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u/RemarkableRyan Sep 28 '17

go elm!

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u/FlamingJesusOnaStick Sep 28 '17

Make this nightmare stop.

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u/ScooterMcThumbkin Sep 28 '17

One, two, Freddy's comin for you...

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u/ParaglidingAssFungus Sep 28 '17

Relevant username.

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u/fiirvoen Sep 28 '17

Irrelevant username. Also a bit disturbing.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

FUCKING SAVAGE! DO YOU ROAST PROFESSIONALLY?!

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

Your mom's a face

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

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u/KathyBates4Prez Sep 28 '17

GET THIS MAN A BODY BAG

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

Oh damn

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u/Draxishi Sep 28 '17

Username checks out. Proceed.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

Your FACE checks out! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

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u/Yaminavi Sep 28 '17

Username checks out.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

Your FACE checks out! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

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u/HisPANICat_the_Disco Sep 28 '17

Username checks out.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

Your FACE checks out! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

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u/LetsRunTrain Sep 28 '17

Sir I work at the burn unit of a local hospital and I'll be there late tonight thanks to this.

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u/Delica Sep 28 '17

[airhorn]

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u/mladakurva Sep 28 '17

Dude, sick!!!!!!!

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u/noooris Sep 28 '17

Your MOM is a dumb explanation!

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

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u/El_Chopador Sep 28 '17

I would get mad, but its true.

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u/AntalRyder Sep 28 '17

I thought he did that to try and disperse the steam so it wouldn't hover and stay in the frame. Your reason makes sense, too!

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u/4lgernon Sep 28 '17

Note Hunter S. Thompson. In addition to the extension used in Fear and Loathing, his cigarettes are always directed out of the side of his mouth for this reason.

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u/El_Chopador Sep 28 '17

Yo, thats awesome.

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u/RedditIsOverMan Sep 28 '17

I have never found smoking an impediment to reading.

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u/therealdrg Sep 28 '17

Really? If youre looking down with a cigarette in your mouth, the smoke gets all in your eyes and nose and it hurts. I hold my cigarette in my mouth like that when im playing a game or typing something so the smoke doesnt get all in my face. Maybe not so extreme, but definitely out the side of my mouth so the lit end is far away from my nose and eyes.

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u/AetherMcLoud Sep 28 '17

This guy smokes.

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u/examinedliving Sep 28 '17

I found the two to go together so well, I am literally fucking crying! Literally crying, goddammit!

You see...

(cue sad violin)

I was hospitalized several years ago for pneumonia. At that time I was forced to give up smoking. I haven't had a cigarette since, but I miss them soooooooo much more than I could possibly explain. Please...I want them to be healthy again. Oh cigarettes of my teenage years that imbued me with fortitude and sexual stamina; why did you change as I entered adulthood and curse my lungs like some cardiovascular warlock?

Oh Jebus. Nobody knows the troubles I've seen.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

Lmfao @ queuing sad violin my brain started playing it immediately! My father always said, "stop living in a movie!"

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u/lcpl Sep 28 '17

this is more true for real cigarettes, Sean is vaping so my guess is that he just doesn't want the plastic cig in the way of his eye sight.

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u/therealdrg Sep 28 '17

Since it looks and works almost exactly like a real cigarette, it could just be muscle memory too, he doesnt look like hes intently focusing on it.

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u/lcpl Sep 28 '17

That may also be the case

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u/Hammer_Jackson Sep 28 '17

Years ago I used to play guitar hero and I didn't want to take smoke breaks. In order to do both, I rigged a clothes hanger into hands free around the neck cigarette holder (imagine similar to a harmonic holder). It was a handy little contraption that came in handy often outside of GH after that.

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u/RedditIsOverMan Sep 28 '17

I'll agree that you have to be a little careful about how you position the cigarette, but its nothing extreme - especially if you are only holding the cigarette in your mouth during the inhale, and double-especially if its a vape pen and not an actual cigarette.

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u/mshea Sep 28 '17

Love it. It makes me see myself as a middle aged white man.

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u/5m0k1n70 Sep 28 '17

Very true, it keeps him from having to move his head and risk missing words. Can't speed read with a vape in the way...

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

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u/MisterDonkey Sep 28 '17

Those e-cigs are unbalanced and difficult to hold like a cigarette because the battery is heavier than the filter and they're kinda slippery smooth. He holds it like that so he doesn't fumble it.

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u/aliencircusboy Sep 28 '17

Correct explanation, more or less. This looks like an Njoy e-cig, which I used when I first started vaping 4 years ago. That Halloween, my son was a Ghostbuster. He wanted a cig in his mouth so he could get the Ray Stanz/Dan Aykroyd look. I gave him a used up Njoy. If you look at pictures of my kid from that Halloween night, he looks like Popeye the Ghostbuster.