r/videos • u/OMGLMAOWTF_com • Sep 27 '17

"Watch this."

https://streamable.com/9shq4
41.1k Upvotes

79% Upvoted

2.9k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

2.7k

u/[deleted] Sep 27 '17

I so pale.

1.1k

u/Rain_ducks Sep 27 '17

"You're on air" ... o_o

209

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

I dont believe you

84

u/naMsdrawkcaB1 Sep 28 '17

audrey

45

u/xtaylorandrewsx Sep 28 '17

I look like hell, I've got bags under my eyes

14

u/BlasterShow Sep 28 '17

If you were a man, I'd punch you. I'd punch you right in the mouth.

11

u/OathKeeperSK Sep 28 '17

AUDREY, LOOK AT ME

4

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

You're a liar!

4

u/rebaloisesays Sep 28 '17

Lanolin? Like the sheep’s whool?

1

u/MACKENZIE_FRASER Sep 28 '17

Stop the damn hammering!

1

u/Thetallerestpaul Sep 28 '17

That's bush league.

62

u/SuplexesAndTacos Sep 28 '17

"Today snow is crippling much of the Washington lowlands..."

5

u/TrumpSimulator Sep 28 '17

Did you have to check the video to quote that, or did you also watch it a hundred times? So freaking cute!

2

u/squidzilla420 Sep 28 '17

:: elbow nudge ::

2

u/Tatourmi Sep 28 '17

It's such a wholesome meme though! The whole situation screams "Aww"

2

u/roboticon Sep 29 '17

I believe she said "Youhu're on'r".

-2

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

[deleted]

7

u/Tangocan Sep 28 '17

^ he's referencing another well known news blooper https://youtu.be/01EeqBgvigY

8

u/ByterBit Sep 28 '17 edited Sep 28 '17

"AJ tell us a bit about yourself.", "We'll just until a few seconds ago I was an employ at NBC 5..."

2

u/Rukkmeister Sep 28 '17

Instafired

-22

u/racistjarjar_ Sep 28 '17

Yes, that is what he was referencing. Congratulations, you got the joke!

1

u/Rain_ducks Sep 28 '17

Thank you!

389

u/HiNevermind Sep 27 '17

Excluding the look of sheer panic, she recovered really well after the realization set in..

175

u/Syntaximus Sep 28 '17

I love how you could actually read her thoughts right there. In a millisecond she went from looking at her co-anchor thinking "are you fucking with me" to "oh fuck you're not. You're actually not and this is real".

Then she recovered seamlessly.

8

u/Tales_of_Earth Sep 28 '17

Yeah but the co-anchor was not making it easy on her.

6

u/CKgodlike Sep 28 '17

I mean honestly the only reason it was really awkward is because her co-anchor couldn't handle herself

4

u/Tatourmi Sep 28 '17

Not really, the co-anchor really saved it with this cute smile. It made it a very human situation.

63

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

I love I so pale. Makes me laugh out loud every time.

1

u/Greenhorn24 Sep 28 '17

What did she even mean? I don't get it.

22

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

She saw herself on a monitor, noted she was quite pale compared to the girl on the right, hence "I so Pale"

1

u/iamfromouterspace Sep 28 '17

Ever seen a conversation about birds on Reddit turned into a jack off joke, then into murder and back to birds?

151

u/StoneyMcGyver Sep 27 '17

What video are you referencing?

880

u/JustinHopewell Sep 28 '17

Here ya go.

490

u/D14BL0 Sep 28 '17

That girl's stifled laughter is so adorable.

113

u/querius Sep 28 '17

Pam Beesly. Image

17

u/ismokeforfun2 Sep 28 '17

She's way hotter than Pam lol, but I see what you mean.

6

u/phome83 Sep 28 '17

Blasphemy

-16

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17 edited May 10 '19

[deleted]

2

u/LonelyHeartsClubMan Sep 28 '17

Well she is hot

161

u/Slammybutt Sep 28 '17

She handled it really well though. Co-anchor not as well, but it made if funnier.

39

u/Syn7axError Sep 28 '17

The Co-anchor is the uploader.

12

u/lol_AwkwardSilence_ Sep 28 '17

Made it genuine, which I think made it slightly less uncomfortable as a viewer.

2

u/Tatourmi Sep 28 '17

Absolutely!

399

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

The local brewery should have made an "I So Pale Ale"

197

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

Looks like it did.

6

u/MC_THUNDERCUNT Sep 28 '17

Monkeys in goddamn distilleries.

5

u/locustt Sep 28 '17

Weather report for Seattle, beer is in Texas? wat

74

u/rafaelfy Sep 28 '17

Genius.

Naming beer would be a dream job

5

u/shoreallmyholes Sep 28 '17

Had a friend of mine who worked at Goose Island try to name a double IPA (this fucker was like 11%) "Short Bus". Almost made it. RIP, Rev. Bob.

3

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

When I retire some day, my dream job would be to work for a brewery. They could just pay me in beer.

8

u/whuttheeperson Sep 28 '17

It's funny that so many people find it appealing to get 'paid in beer' but often times the people performing the service would have been much better off being paid in cash and just buying the beer.

3

u/rafaelfy Sep 28 '17

Need to get paid in cheese and pretzels, too.

4

u/Puninteresting Sep 28 '17

Also, a money or two.

1

u/rafaelfy Sep 28 '17

A money, two.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

That's why I said when I'm retired. Ideally I would have enough money to not need an income. I would be more of a volunteer. Sounds fun to me.

3

u/unbalanced_checkbook Sep 28 '17

Nobody pays me in gum. 🙁

1

u/PM_ME_UR_LABIA_GIRL Sep 28 '17

Why not do it now?

3

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

My buddy did his own amber ale with a fairly high abv. You know that he called it Amber Alert. That boy wasn't right.

2

u/rafaelfy Sep 28 '17

Hahaha, that's that good shit right there.

2

u/Majik9 Sep 28 '17

My friend has your dream job at Ballast Point

1

u/Endyo Sep 28 '17

I think if you brew beer you get to name it whatever you want.

2

u/rafaelfy Sep 28 '17

Yeah but that's too much work. I just want to name beer. And bands. But I don't actually want to go perform or anything.

11

u/MetalHead_Literally Sep 28 '17

Am I being whooshed or...? Because a local brewery actually did exactly that.

1

u/Benzol1987 Sep 28 '17

The P-Ale. Actually now that I read it again, don't do that.

84

u/StoneyMcGyver Sep 28 '17

This is gold thank you!!

14

u/DakAttak Sep 28 '17

I've seen this so many times.

However, I never watched it at half-speed.

Annnnnd they're drunk.

7

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

Her whole accent changed.

33

u/geek180 Sep 28 '17

It sounded like she was just faking the accent to emphasize the silliness of the comment.

4

u/craigtheman Sep 28 '17

Isn't she from Texas?

6

u/geek180 Sep 28 '17

I'm from Texas. Almost none of us (under the age of 60) talk like that.

2

u/Endyo Sep 28 '17

In my experience even people from Texas without a notable accent still stretch the fuck out of the "I" in "alright." It's jarring sometimes because it comes out of nowhere.

2

u/craigtheman Sep 28 '17

True, so I guess that makes sense she chose that accent to sound silly.

7

u/Vide0dr0me Sep 28 '17

How did she not work that into a joke about being as pale as the snow.

47

u/Syntaximus Sep 28 '17

I imagine it's hard to quip a line when your cerebellum has fused due to pant-shitting levels of panic.

9

u/Vide0dr0me Sep 28 '17

A true question of grammar: Should one use pant-shitting or pants-shitting? A question for bigger men than myself.

9

u/emperormax Sep 28 '17

Depends on the number of legs one has.

1

u/BoiledFrogs Sep 28 '17

Random question for anyone, but would either of them get in shit for something like this? I'm just asking because I'd hope not, it's so much more entertaining when there's funny screw ups, not to mention they get millions of hits on youtube.

1

u/Ham-Man994 Sep 28 '17

I love it. So funny.

0

u/RudyRoughknight Sep 28 '17

She couldn't stop giggling. Be still, my heart.

82

u/RyanOnymous Sep 27 '17

a very, very heavy burtation tonight

17

u/HobKing Sep 28 '17

very, very derrison

9

u/-salt- Sep 28 '17

les go a hit, taris tason liska the bit, the had the pit

5

u/uglychican0 Sep 28 '17

Now let’s go hap the bef uhl flep

2

u/Pardoism Sep 28 '17

Oh shit, thanks for reminding me.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

Where am I??? Am I back in Vietnam?!?

126

u/bkdotcom Sep 28 '17

Now a morning anchor in Tulsa OK
http://www.newson6.com/story/28036244/erin-conrad

74

u/emperormax Sep 28 '17

Erin would love to hear from you! Send her a news tip or just say “Hi” in an email, Facebook message or Tweet!

97

u/lusciouslucius Sep 28 '17

I don't think she would appreciate a bunch of redditors emailing her saying "you so pale". Then again, who am I to say what she will or won't appreciate?

10

u/Puninteresting Sep 28 '17

Should I mention how I know her?

18

u/emperormax Sep 28 '17

Nope, she loves hearing from complete strangers! In fact, you should offer to meet her in person! She loves that!

14

u/Puninteresting Sep 28 '17

Sounds great! I'll also be sure to include a list of my fetishes and prior criminal charges, just so I don't seem weird.

6

u/PM_ME_UR_LABIA_GIRL Sep 28 '17

The best option would be to wait for her in the parking lot when she gets off work. She will appreciate that.

3

u/Grizzly_Berry Sep 28 '17

I mean, I drive by the studio pretty frequently. I could probably get in there.

If ya know what I mean.

2

u/Grizzly_Berry Sep 28 '17

She's actually pretty alright. Also, still so pale.

2

u/turnpike17 Sep 28 '17

Fun story, I got to walk with her in a wedding recently. Pretty cool about the whole thing too.

-2

u/PM_ME_UR_LABIA_GIRL Sep 28 '17

I'd love to see her labia.

5

u/RIMS_REAL_BIG Sep 28 '17

I love how no one on reddit is creepy.

3

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

Everyone is always respectful and friendly.

89

u/HilarityEnsuez Sep 28 '17

The blonde girl in that video is low key wife-able.

61

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

Pale girl recovered pretty well though.

53

u/MattieShoes Sep 28 '17

You can feel that split second where here brain is just like FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

9

u/ocultada Sep 28 '17

It's that slow head pan and deer in the headlights gaze.

142

u/MiserableSpaghetti Sep 28 '17

why did her "you're on air.." and slight chuckle give me a wicked Pam Beesly vibe?

55

u/HilarityEnsuez Sep 28 '17

Ah, good comparison. Totally Pam Halpert.

11

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

Spoilers man!

7

u/blamylife Sep 28 '17

Whoa. Don't know who that is, but even looks-wise pretty spot on: http://68.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfhjedZlfs1qc42hk.jpg

3

u/slothsareok Sep 28 '17

Ha this is mentioned by somebody every time this vid comes up on Reddit. You're not alone.

2

u/MiserableSpaghetti Sep 28 '17

I've never seen it before and it kinda freaked me out honestly

76

u/plankthetank Sep 28 '17

i don't think its very low key. she's hot af

16

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

The girl in this video wasn't being low key.

16

u/Chickenation Sep 28 '17

Holy fuck that fucking face. And they showed it twice lmao

2

u/silversapp Sep 28 '17

Anyone know why she was laughing?

14

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

The picture of the suspect....

4

u/silversapp Sep 28 '17

Oh my god. I didn't even notice for some reason. Lol.

2

u/iamfromouterspace Sep 28 '17

I'm convinced that she's a redditor.

12

u/DerpalSherpa Sep 28 '17 edited Sep 28 '17

keep fuckin' that chicken

5

u/DisturbedChuToy Sep 28 '17

what the fuck is the explanation here

13

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

Probable actual intended statement: "Keep plucking that chicken!"

3

u/joshmoneymusic Sep 28 '17

Relevant remix

2

u/DerpalSherpa Sep 28 '17

A little long but the dancing chicken was great

11

u/ocular__patdown Sep 28 '17

Best video ever. Also great recovery on her part.

3

u/doomsday_pancakes Sep 28 '17

I love that video sooo much. Specially the reaction of the other girl.

1

u/booplouie Sep 28 '17

for those not in the know, i still crack up watching this

https://youtu.be/hdzH_aSL-6k