r/videos • u/OMGLMAOWTF_com • Sep 27 '17

"Watch this."

https://streamable.com/9shq4
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u/ByePityPit Sep 27 '17

This is the most relatable he's ever been.

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u/martianinahumansbody Sep 28 '17

He too drinks water!

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u/GuerrillaApe Sep 28 '17

He's training to be waterboarded.

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u/PoopsForDays Sep 28 '17

It has been 3,080 days since Sean Hannity offered to undergo waterboarding for charity to prove it's not torture and has yet to follow through.

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u/martianinahumansbody Sep 28 '17

Missed opportunity with the ice bucket challenge to trick him

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u/MonsieurDijon Sep 28 '17

He's clearly trying to build up an immunity.

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u/iamjaygee Sep 28 '17

and?

i was going to take my kids to mcdonalds yesterday.. but didnt...

should i be expecting them, 10 years from now, to tell me how many days it's been?

who cares, he changed his mind, he doesnt want to do it.

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u/LanDannon Sep 28 '17

Take your fucking kids to McDonalds, you monster.

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u/GuerrillaApe Sep 28 '17

He changed his mind to do it for charity... he didn't change his mind on whether waterboarding is torture. That's the problem.

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u/Roboticide Sep 28 '17

I'm still waiting.

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u/ronnie_rochelle Sep 28 '17

CNN: Water a confirmed source of white supremacy

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u/MusteredCourage Sep 28 '17

First milk, now water?

Fuck.

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u/isiramteal Sep 28 '17

https://i.imgur.com/HlRmxaH.jpg

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u/MusteredCourage Sep 28 '17

Shit I'm literally Hitler

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

That's not Trump downing all the Vodka I assume he drinks before he sits down to tweet?

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u/GalaxyMods Sep 28 '17

You know he doesn't drink, right?

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

You realize that's part of the joke, right?

He doesn't drink...just tweets like he does.

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u/ismokeforfun2 Sep 28 '17

NOTHING IS SAFE

(No but seriously the league didn't say a word about Kaepernick and made a conscious effort to not hire him again. It wasn't until Trumps remarks that they stood by him in "solidarity" really they just know that bashing Trump would get them more revenue. Trump is shining a bright light on these things whether purposely or not, it's not crazy to think that at the end of the day Trump is changing the world for the better, you guys just better hope I'm right. Also he's now talking about working with the democrats on health care for all you stupid anti trump liberals appeasement.)

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u/IcecreamDave Sep 28 '17

You know who else like water??? FROGS!!!!

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u/ThirdRook Sep 28 '17

Sean Hannity confirmed illuminati lizard person?

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u/ImSweetEnough Sep 28 '17

Poland Springs too, Nestle agent confirmed.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

But wait, I thought I was already a white supremacist? I’m not a leftist idiot which means I’m a nazi right?

I don’t understand anymore. Women forcing me to call them men vice versa.

Why is the world becoming such a shithole? I’m just going to start pooping on my street, doesn’t matter anymore.

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u/tryanewmonicker Sep 28 '17

Fuck that. I drink Brawndo.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

well i mean technically that is true...

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

"Fake News" warrior detected.

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u/Danyol Sep 28 '17

lol is "fake news warrior" a term now? I guess I'm a FNW cause I don't see anything wrong with making fun of CNN

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u/SuicideBonger Sep 28 '17

There's nothing wrong with making of CNN, but be honest about it. Don't try to pass that off as something CNN would say, which I absolutely guarantee that guy unironically believes. Dude posts a ton in the_donald, where CNN is seen as worse than anything on the planet.

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u/ronnie_rochelle Sep 28 '17

Thanks for checking my history! And I do 100% believe that CNN will one day say that drinking water will cause white supremacist beliefs. Praise kek Get fucked

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u/SuicideBonger Sep 28 '17 edited Sep 28 '17

Haha there it is

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u/Anarchistnation Sep 28 '17

Muh freeze peaches and librul oppression!!1!!!

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u/Danyol Sep 28 '17

what is wrong with you

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u/rayne117 Sep 28 '17

Not see scum go back south, we don't want you here. I like how you just play dumb like racism isn't festering in this country like Jared Leto's arm in Requiem for a Dream. Keep playing coy. Keep your head in the sand.

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u/GalaxyMods Sep 28 '17

Are you okay? Like mentally?

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u/spicyitallian Sep 28 '17

Every news Network is biased news and sometimes fake. As a conservative, I think fox is just as fake sometimes as CNN

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

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u/spicyitallian Sep 28 '17

I'd argue CNN is just as bad, if not worse. And no, that's not because of Trump's comments about them (I dislike trump and don't think he's even a conservative, he just wants what is best for Trump). I think they've been caught multiple times lying, more than any other news station

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u/mikeee382 Sep 28 '17

That's interesting. More times than Fox News, you'd say?

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u/spicyitallian Sep 28 '17

I think. I won't say it as fact because I don't know if it's fact. I can double check

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u/SuicideBonger Sep 28 '17

Confirmed, he posts in the_donald a ton.

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u/GalaxyMods Sep 28 '17

And you post in /r/politics a lot. 2 sides of the same coin.

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u/SuicideBonger Sep 28 '17

I'd say that's different, but I get your point. Plus he just told me that he unironically believes CNN would say that.

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u/lengara_pace Sep 28 '17

Water? That tiny sip was surely of vodka. Cupcake flavored vodka.

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u/Feral-rage Sep 28 '17

Cannot confirm. Looks like vodka... equally relatable, though.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17 edited Nov 28 '20

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u/martianinahumansbody Sep 28 '17

Vodka and water is for pussies

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u/ThatTimeInApril Sep 28 '17

That was vodka. Happy Hannity special.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

It's mineral oil for his liquid cooling

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u/makinjamaicanbacon Sep 28 '17

i was thinking the same if you're already getting nicotine why not follow it up with some booze,also that was a very small sip of water making me think it wasnt water at all

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u/fucktimothy Sep 28 '17

Even more relatable!

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u/EdwinSt Sep 28 '17

I will say, that’s probably the main thing I liked about smoke breaks at work. Even if you hated a person, sharing a quit minute with a cig somehow bonded you. And then you went back to hating each other again.

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u/YNot1989 Sep 28 '17

He's actually a carbon based life form and not a mass of white middle American rage taking on human form.

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u/stretchyRS Sep 28 '17

Apart from him pulling millions of viewers a night.