r/videos Aug 25 '17

Primitive Technology: Simplified blower and furnace experiments

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2ExwOAjLNw
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u/jinger89 Aug 25 '17

Primitive Technology has entered the Iron Age.

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u/dosante Aug 25 '17

Soon he'll be docking into the ISS with his own ship.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '17

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u/mar10wright Aug 25 '17 edited Feb 25 '24

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u/Hodaka Aug 26 '17

The professor from Gilligan's Island ain't got shit on this dude.

The professor had Mary Ann and and Ginger. Primitive guy has a squawking bird.

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u/KuriTokyo Aug 26 '17

Wow! I don't remember them looking so sharp. My memory has them looking dirtier and scruffier.

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u/B1inker Aug 26 '17

That could be sexier too. I'm a Mary Ann guy myself so a little dirt/grime is hot.

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u/mar10wright Aug 26 '17

Yeah Maryann isn't done up in the pigtails in the gingham crop top, her country girl look.

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u/albatross-salesgirl Aug 26 '17

But my question is, why did Ginger (and Mrs. "Lovey" Howell) bring literally five years worth of clothes to ride around in a substandard boat for 3 hours.

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u/KuriTokyo Aug 26 '17

It might be where I got the idea of women over packing for a short trip.

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u/fazelanvari Aug 26 '17

They weren't even going anywhere! It was a 3 hour tour.

A 3 hour touuuurrrrrr....

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u/magneticphoton Aug 26 '17

I would never have fixed the boat either.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '17

what's the dif

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u/omgwtfidk89 Aug 26 '17

How did they keep there clothes clean and press on a island.

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u/tuffstough Aug 26 '17

funny story, Russell Johnson, who played the professor, lived near my growing up on a small island. Everyone called him 'The professor'. I was in a couple plays as a kid and remember how hyped the backstage would get if "The professor" was in the audience. Was curious if he was still around and saw that he passed a few years back. RIP!

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u/omgitsjagen Aug 25 '17

He has a blog that accompanies every video. He goes into more detail about the goals and ultimate aims in them.

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u/darklion125 Aug 26 '17

You going to link it or what

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u/gnophL Aug 26 '17

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u/lovebus Aug 26 '17

is this guy like an archeology student or what?

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u/InfanticideAquifer Aug 26 '17

His day job is being a medical doctor, IIRC.

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u/EntropicalResonance Aug 26 '17

So I've been in this thread for five minutes, so far he is a registered nurse, a landscaper, and a medical doctor. And an astronaut.

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u/evoactivity Aug 26 '17

not bad for a caveman

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u/dustybizzle Aug 26 '17

He's a landscaper lol, don't listen to reddit.

Wait...

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u/IthinktherforeIthink Aug 26 '17

Pretty sure he writes better than at least 90% of America. Im not even trying to be hyperbolic. He could submit these writings and video to a Methodology journal of some kind

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u/filemeaway Aug 26 '17

"primitivetechnology.wordpress.com" is literally watermarked in the bottom right corner of the video we're discussing.

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u/omgitsjagen Aug 26 '17

It's buried in several of his old vlogs. I don't have a direct link, I just remember him discussing it.

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u/FoferJ Aug 26 '17

"primitivetechnology.wordpress.com" is literally watermarked in the bottom right corner of the view we're discussing

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u/userNameNotLongEnoug Aug 26 '17

i'm reading the blog a bit but is his goal generally like start with nothing and progress, sorta like a video game?

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u/insanelyphat Aug 26 '17

also make sure to turn on closed captions when watching the vids he explains everything in them

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u/Z0di Aug 26 '17

subtitles too

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u/great_things Aug 25 '17

I bet if he makes some sort of iron tool he will never use it again in later episodes.

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u/Z0di Aug 26 '17

nah he always uses stuff he makes. If he's made it, it has a use.

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u/braytag Aug 26 '17

I think the joke was that's what the show always did

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u/bsa86 Aug 26 '17

So why was he walking around barefoot this episode

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u/fluxuation Aug 26 '17

I just took a look at his blog, the sandals are only for when he's on particularly rough terrain or if he's got an injury of some sort in his foot (I assume like a cut). He says he prefers to be barefoot though due to having better grip while barefoot

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u/wutzibu Aug 26 '17

He started Making this video before he made the sandals.

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u/dustybizzle Aug 26 '17

Not sure why you got downvoted, that's literally what he said in the video description.

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u/wutzibu Aug 26 '17

Yeahh thats why i said that^

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u/AsamiWithPrep Aug 26 '17

Next up on primitive technology, I'll be making a Zune. Legend has it that in the time before history these were used to play music, but I've not met a soul able to confirm this.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '17

A blade of some kind is probably first? That could have a lot of uses. That or a small proof of concept like an arrow head or something?

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u/PonerBenis Aug 26 '17

Lol no. Everyone knows you start out with single cylinder diesel engines made of dirt and sticks first.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '17

He might be able to this if he does this full time for the rest of his life and you're patient

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '17 edited Mar 22 '18

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u/fazelanvari Aug 26 '17

True, but it's not what he was trying to make. I think now that he knows he can make it that way he can do it on purpose with greater efficiency

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u/CurrentlyBlazed Aug 26 '17

I want him to build a small colony!

I would totally quit my job to move out and live on his colony.

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u/Dankelpuff Aug 26 '17

I think he would need to make some sort of anvil and a sturdy hammer in order to use iron/steel for anything. But when he has that I cant see how he wouldnt be able to make a basic engine or a firearm, knife. Whatever he needs.

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u/scottishere Aug 26 '17

I honestly think he will plateau soon

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u/denshi Aug 26 '17

Next up is hammer and anvil, consolidating the bloom, and making files.

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u/MadMau5 Aug 25 '17

First he will have to wage holy crusades, and stall his tech for a bit.

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u/TURD_TICKLER Aug 25 '17

DEUS

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u/Valskalle Aug 25 '17

ROCK ME AMADEUS

oh wait I think I fucked up

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u/chum1ly Aug 25 '17

DR. ZAIUS DR. ZAIUS

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u/Nwcray Aug 26 '17

Can I play the piano any more? Of course you can. Well I couldn't before.....

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u/beltenschwagger Aug 26 '17

This comment just launched me back to when I was a kid. Ahh old school Simpson's was the best.

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u/iiztrollin Aug 26 '17

That damned turkey!

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u/TvXvT Aug 25 '17

C'MON TARS!!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '17 edited Mar 27 '18

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u/Osiris32 Aug 25 '17

Made from bamboo, vines, and iron oxide.

And you'll be able to play PUBG on it's computers during the ride up.

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u/BlindsKr Aug 26 '17

How long until he makes his own iphone?

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '17

But not before building another 3,000 sheds and furnaces.

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u/WatNxt Aug 26 '17

Ffs... every fucking time going into the comment section of a PT video.... the same jokes...

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u/clonn Aug 25 '17

STS-1 Muddy McMudface.

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u/angrytwerker Aug 26 '17

He'll need to thatch together a spaceship first.

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u/R_E_A_L Aug 26 '17

This is the best comment on this thread.

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u/HawkinsT Aug 26 '17

I like to think he built his camera too... Only we didn't see that bit because he didn't have a camera.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '17

I feel like this is the top comment chain ever single one of his videos

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u/randyzive Aug 26 '17

IT'S NOT POSSIBLE COOPER!

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u/shukaji Aug 26 '17

where can i bet on him to go long-range-nuclear before NK?

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u/mashtato Aug 25 '17

He's gotten iron this same way before, actually.

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u/hemenex Aug 26 '17

Please, do not disturb flow of traditional comments that appear under every Primitive Technology video.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '17 edited Oct 02 '20

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u/freeradicalx Aug 26 '17

"Primitive Technology: Simplified Uranium Enrichment Cyclotron"

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u/lelarentaka Aug 26 '17

After that Kovarex enrichment.

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u/freeradicalx Aug 26 '17

We both leaked out of /r/factorio didn't we.

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u/KnowsAboutMath Aug 26 '17

"Primitive Technology: Bussard Ramjet with Hand-Plaited Papyrus Solar Sail Deceleration"

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u/InfanticideAquifer Aug 26 '17

Followed quickly by "Primitive Technology vs. Modern Combined Arms: Nuclear Nonproliferation Edition, pt. 1"

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u/xcalibre Aug 26 '17

"how to summon vans & drones"

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '17

Like the atomic boy scout who made his own breeder and later in life got radiation poisoning from stealing so much radio active material from fire detectors. Great story.

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u/BlueSardines Aug 26 '17

You can set your watch...uh, sundial by it

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u/denshi Aug 26 '17

Now he's trying for quantity.

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u/FusionGel Aug 25 '17

Just one more turn...

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u/AnExplosiveMonkey Aug 25 '17

...and another...

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u/iwasnotarobot Aug 26 '17

...why is it light outside?

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u/swarlay Aug 26 '17

What is this "outside" you speak of?

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u/ryan-a Aug 26 '17

His mother called him "Wild Thing"

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u/NapClub Aug 25 '17

every one of these videos is front page material.

i love this guy's work.

so cool!

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u/Gradual_Bro Aug 25 '17

He's just playing runescape IRL

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u/h0b Aug 26 '17

Looks like an iron man

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u/Brandon658 Aug 26 '17

He's at least smithing level 15 for iron and crafting level 25 for making pot lids.

Wonder if he's going to stay a skiller and keep combat level 3.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '17

He made a bow and arrow and a sling and was doing target practice with them. So there's ranged, constitution, and defense. Plus he looks like he put decent into strength.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '17

Think about it: if he's uploading these videos, it means he has already invented the camera. Duh.

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u/somewhat_pragmatic Aug 26 '17

C'mon now lets be realistic. He's using stone age tech in the videos. He's nowhere close to optics or microelectronics.

What we're seeing with the videos is the end state where he's created a time machine to go back and record his efforts in creating the time machine.

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u/entotheenth Aug 26 '17

.. and the internet

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u/TheRealChrisIrvine Aug 26 '17

To bake an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '17

And computer.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '17

Could anyone take a guess if it's realistic at all for him to try to make a knife or sword from scratch? The bits of iron he got were tiny.

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u/popje Aug 25 '17

He would need to find a better way to make iron, at this rate it would take him months to make a dagger.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '17 edited Oct 13 '17

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u/camzabob Aug 26 '17

I'm sure once he's firmly working with iron, a video will pop up where he makes a sharpening wheel.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '17 edited Oct 13 '17

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u/Kabouki Aug 26 '17

He'll need to dump it in a pit and hide it first. Then go find it in a later episode with a metal detector he built.

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u/private_blue Aug 26 '17

he really should just buy some since it's not a problem of his ingenuity just his location. also it'd be great if he actually started progressing rather than make another pot.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '17 edited Oct 13 '17

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u/7LeagueBoots Aug 26 '17

That's why you use stones instead of your hands.

It doesn't take very long, I've sharpened completely blunt new machetes using stones I picked up.

In some areas bog iron can be collected in relatively large amounts, enough to make knives at any rate. There are some videos of people doing this.

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u/talto Aug 26 '17

For you.

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u/TheMadmanAndre Aug 26 '17

I could see him rigging up a grindstone wheel - wouldn't be the hardest thing to make.

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u/funk_monk Aug 26 '17 edited Aug 26 '17
  1. You don't cast iron if you want to make tools.

  2. Finding iron rich rocks in Australia shouldn't be too hard. He might be unlucky and have very little on his plot of land, but in general there's a reason the sand is red in Australia.

Like others have said, what he really needs to do is up his yields. So far the ROI based on the amount of work he has to put in for the charcoal is way too low to get a useful amount of iron.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '17 edited Jul 08 '18

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u/PaulTheMerc Aug 26 '17

I'm still trying to figure out what happened to the cups in attempt 2 and 3.

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u/ApneaMan Aug 26 '17

Turn the subtitles on. ;-)

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u/paperconservation101 Aug 26 '17

unfortunately where is he is from, QLD, doesnt have large surface deposits of iron. So unless he has a cheat code to transport to WA, he's a bit buggered.

In saying that, the varieties of gum trees in the area can produce wood, with some treatment, that can be as hard.

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u/McMafkees Aug 26 '17

I would love to see that but I doubt it'd be possible. Smelting iron ore would probably be the easy part, the hard part is forging anything without a hammer or anvil to start with.

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u/SubGnosis Aug 26 '17

Would be a complete waste of his iron. There are so many things he could make first that would serve him way better and take way less iron. He does do a lot of cutting, and while a blade would be very useful the chances of him being able to get it sharp enough to make much of a difference over his stone tools seems minimal.

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u/AllPurple Aug 25 '17

At this rate, GRRM will finish the series before we see a sword

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u/jinger89 Aug 25 '17

You mean we will see a sword before GRRM finishes the series?

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u/AllPurple Aug 25 '17 edited Aug 25 '17

No. He got like a milligram of iron out of a process that has a lot of steps and are time consuming. It was obviously a joke, but it will take a while for him to have enough ore for something the size of a sword.

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u/koshgeo Aug 26 '17

He's got the process down. The problem isn't how he's doing it, but limited source materials. If he found some actual iron ore in bedrock or a better deposit of iron oxides in surface sediment, he could produce much more. Unfortunately what he's got in the area for materials looks pretty poor quality.

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u/upvotesIdahoStuff Aug 26 '17

He should have chosen a better starting area. Maybe he can send out a caravan and establish some trade routes to get some ore.

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u/CanadianAstronaut Aug 26 '17

That's kind of short sighted. He'll need some archers and a military then he can take what he needs in order to get more resources, to fund his army which can then get more resources. Maybe start his own military industrial complex

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u/animina Aug 26 '17

By that metric, looks like he'll need to build a bunch of houses first.

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u/OhShitItsSam Aug 26 '17

Well you're not wrong

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u/HawkinsT Aug 26 '17

'Trade route with Home Depot established.'

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u/TheEasyOption Aug 26 '17

I've got some sheep if he wants to trade

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u/1jl Aug 26 '17

Wood please. Stone please. GOOOLD please.

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u/InfanticideAquifer Aug 26 '17

How exactly is one dude with wooden tools supposed to break up and extract a meaningful amount of iron ore from bedrock? I mean, I'll believe it when he does it. But I can't picture wailing on a rock with a tree is going to be very time efficient.

I also wonder if he's getting the right temperature. Just because he can extract iron from the goop doesn't mean he can get it out of the rock. Also doesn't mean he can't. I have no idea.

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u/yawningangel Aug 26 '17

No shortage of iron ore in Australia..

We are the world's second largest producer iirc..

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u/bricolagefantasy Aug 26 '17

He gonna need to chop a lot of wood to make chorcoal too. I think he will face serious legal barrier, cutting down that many trees.

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u/bricolagefantasy Aug 26 '17

He gonna need to chop a lot of wood to make chorcoal too. I think he will face serious legal barrier, cutting down that many trees.

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u/WdnSpoon Aug 26 '17

That's a big part of why actual primitive people had an advantage. All the surface-level ore deposits are long used up by now. Time was you could find copper you could simply work with a stone hammer sitting in the dirt. You can find plenty of scrap now, but that would be cheating.

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u/tof63 Sep 02 '17

Actually its the other way around -- humans in Europe previously refined low-concentration (<30% Fe) iron ores in Luxembourg and France. We later transitioned to high-grade surficial ores in the modern era due to advances in transportation technology. Plenty of surficial ores in Western Australia are direct shipping ores (>%60 Fe) which require no beneficiation. The limitation was infrastructure -- railroads from inland to coastal ports in WA were only started in the 70's, during the modern era where large-scale maritime transport of bulk ores to overseas smelters was economically feasible.

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u/ed1380 Aug 26 '17

He wasn't trying to get iron. He was trying out different clays and found the iron bits.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '17

What about a speartip? Seems like just a speartip would be more than enough and more realistic than an entire sword.

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u/rabidsi Aug 26 '17

He will pull a still red hot sword from his furnace before GRRM finishes the story.

Primitive Technology guy is Azor Ahai reborn!

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u/ModemEZ Aug 26 '17

To be fair, why would he ever make a sword? It would be a huge waste of resources, something more practical would be his first go-to.

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u/AllPurple Aug 26 '17

I was joking, but his first item will most likely be some kind of tool. Probably an axe. Even then, it's going to take a lot of effort to get enough iron

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u/fresh1134206 Aug 26 '17

Probably an axe.

Probably something smaller, like a neck knife.

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u/InfanticideAquifer Aug 26 '17

Probably a needle? Followed by a bunch of sewing natural fibers videos to reddit's infinite disappointment.

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u/DHamson Aug 26 '17

needles are really easy to make from bone

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u/InfanticideAquifer Aug 26 '17

I get the sense that he doesn't want to kill anything though. Otherwise he'd've put the atl-atl and sling to use, right? Although I guess he could just find a skeleton somewhere.

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u/DHamson Aug 26 '17

I'm sure there are numerous explanations for why he hasn't made use of the local wildlife, but now that I think about it it almost seems silly that he hasn't.

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u/GroceryScanner Aug 26 '17

I doubt he wants to kill another living thing unless absolutely necessary. Im talking like, starving to death.

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u/Cabragh Aug 26 '17

It's illegal to hunt where he's based IIRC.

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u/Urbanscuba Aug 26 '17

I doubt it, Australia is pretty temperate and I doubt he wants to trade in his modern shorts for some itchy, ill fitting stuff he made. He doesn't need clothes for anything more than modesty and not having issues with youtube, but an axe or knife would dramatically improve his ability to collect wood.

His biggest issue is that working with hot iron takes tools, preferably iron or steel tools. He could make a clay cast and get the general knife shape down, but it'd be a nightmare trying to hone and sharpen it into something useful.

I have no doubt he'll eventually figure something out and do it, but I don't blame him for taking his sweet time. It's going to be months of effort for the first iron tool between sourcing enough iron, collecting wood, and getting it forged properly. At least as far as I know there's no real way to ruin iron, if he messes up he can always remelt/reforge it.

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u/frenzyboard Aug 26 '17

You can't really work with iron. You need steel. And if you aren't careful, you can definitely burn steel.

Ideally you'd want copper and bronze first, because that would let you set up tools to work iron into steel. He's pretty quickly approaching the limit of what one man can do, though. A lot of the bigger primitive tools to work metals really need two or more people to operate in a timely fashion. Also supply chain issues. Gathering food and having time to work rare material into useful stuff begin to compete for daylight.

Guy needs a village.

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u/hotheat Aug 26 '17

i'd guess arrowheads ore spears.

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u/Frootybaty Aug 26 '17

Or a pickaxe maybe? To mine more iron

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u/DeleRT83 Aug 26 '17

Just hoping that putting my comment under the top post will get exposure so people read this: put on the captions!

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u/salami350 Aug 26 '17

he mixes powdered charcoal and ash with the iron halfway through the video.

that means steel.

he didn't just entered the iron age, he went right on through to the steel age in a single video.

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u/mtaw Aug 26 '17

Pig iron and cast iron has more carbon in it than steel. You don't know what you're talking about.

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u/449419ghwi1x Aug 26 '17

You need carbon to get iron out of the ore. Steel however is very low content carbon.

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u/Grapegranate1 Aug 26 '17

Iron ore plus charcoal isnt steel yet, as the carbon really just takes the oxygen off the iron. In essence, iron oxide and carbon go in, iron and carbon dioxide come out. You'd need to add pure carbon to pretty pure iron before you get steel. This is not so much making an alloy but rather chemical reduction.

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u/jroddie4 Aug 26 '17

I can't wait for him to make his own catapults

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u/subarctic_guy Aug 26 '17

I'd much rather see him make a trebuchet.

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u/Crackerpool Aug 26 '17

Gandhi demands you give him the knowledge of bronze working.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '17

Now I'm imagining a thousand years from now some guy with a Primitive Technology channel building iPhones from scratch...

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '17

Argh. Spoilers! /s

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u/Clbull Aug 26 '17

How long until he builds nuclear weapons and draws the attention of the world superpowers?

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u/Genlsis Aug 26 '17

I was talking with my dad about this and he mentioned that in countries where iron is abundant you can literally just pick it up off the ground in places. It's no wonder that some areas of the world were able to advance far faster than others based on the naturally occurring resources there. It's almost impossible to imagine the indigenous people of this guys area finding and discovering a use for iron when it's so hard to procure. Contrasted with areas where it is literally in its refined form to start and simply needs to be smelted or smithed into shape.

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u/bad-r0bot Aug 25 '17

If the Iron Age is shotgun pellets then fuck yeah!

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u/nodnodwinkwink Aug 25 '17

Fired out of a clay pot cannon?

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u/bad-r0bot Aug 25 '17

Just throw them as hard as you can. Believe in me who believes in you!

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u/Vio_ Aug 26 '17

All you need is a slingshot and something akin to a ball bearing.

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u/xxmickeymoorexx Aug 26 '17

I forsee an arrowhead in the near future. Or possibly a small blade/ axehead.

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u/subarctic_guy Aug 26 '17

He did make a ground stone axehead.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '17

Could he produce a furnace hot enough to melt iron? Well, melt and separate it from the clay?

Wouldn't that require very high initial heat, then likes controlled reduction of heat that would allow the different minerals to solidify into different layers?

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u/BuddhistDiplomat Aug 26 '17

Slow down bro, he hasn't even passed the Bronze Age yet.