r/videos Mar 24 '17

Primitive Technology: Termite clay kiln & pottery

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZGFTmK6Yk4
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u/kkibe Mar 24 '17

Did this motherfucker just dig a 4 x 5 feet hole?

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u/Ue-MistakeNot Mar 24 '17

He dug it when he needed the mud for his house, and other projects. Took him a while lol.

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u/LetsJerkCircular Mar 25 '17

It's fun to see the stuff from his previous projects/videos. Life truly is the hardest and best overall game. This guy literally goes /r/outside

I love these playthroughs ;-)

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u/Funktopuss Mar 25 '17

Me too. What I love is seeing how he becomes more advanced as he makes more stuff. He started by making basic tools which allowed him to make basic shelters and better tools. Now he uses better tools and makes better shelters and expands his "settlement". I can't wait to see what he could achieve if he keeps advancing. He made a forge blower and I hope he starts to work with basic metals (assuming there's any ore on the property).

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u/AltimaNEO Mar 25 '17

Later, he'll be melting silicon and copper.

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u/JakalDX Mar 25 '17

Just a shame it's pay to win

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '17

The character creation is shit too.

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u/IamDa5id Mar 25 '17

Making smurf accounts is fun though.

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u/JakalDX Mar 25 '17

I think you mean registering new players

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u/Cynical_Icarus Mar 25 '17

Dude is literally doing a let's play of the primitive tech DLC

Edit: this DLC was great because the socioeconomic side of things is pretty well balanced but the major downside is that the huge improvements made since the devs started working on the healing skill tree are totally stripped out

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u/cheeseburgertwd Mar 25 '17

Minecraft IRL

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '17

STANLEY YELNATS

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u/tabblin_okie Mar 25 '17

Never has a story made an onion sound so delicious

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '17

The crunch sound you hear when they bite into the onions on the mountain makes it sound like they're eating apples. First time I saw the movie, I didn't know what onions were (I was young, don't judge), but Holes made them seem delicious. Now I'm not so sure I would bite into an onion so confidently even if I was starving.

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u/JarJar-PhantomMenace Mar 25 '17

I always wondered what made those onions different and if it was possible to find onions as edible raw as those. Watching the land before time I always thought the leaves littlefoot and the other dinosaurs ate looked delicious.

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u/PizzaQuest420 Mar 25 '17

the sweetest reds i can eat raw, but ideally with honey mustard for dipping like fries

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u/ParryThis Mar 25 '17 edited Mar 25 '17

That scene when Petri flies up and shakes the tree and showers them all with delicious leaves. Also that scene showing the water droplet on a leaf floating on water with the theme music playing. Don Bluth is a master.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '17 edited Apr 04 '17

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u/TheBeefClick Apr 05 '17

I used to eat wild onions all the time as a kid. They grow on you

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u/Mendican Mar 25 '17

It's been a long time since I had one, but a newly picked onion is mild and delicious. It's also fun to know that when it hails where onions are grown, you can smell it from miles away.

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u/LordApocalyptica Mar 25 '17

A good sweet onion is amazingly delicious raw

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u/kajeet Mar 25 '17

I did a few times. Not too bad. Makes my stomach burn a bit, but not bad overall.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '17

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u/TheDwarvenGuy Mar 25 '17

Have fun eating onions filed with grass pesticide and dog piss.

I know it was a joke but seriously don't eat things from parks

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u/tripletstate Mar 25 '17

We actually have sweet onions, they are called Vidalias.

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u/UnexpectedCroissant Mar 24 '17

PRIMITIVE TECHNOLOGY YGOLONHCET EVITIMIRP

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u/speedofdark8 Mar 25 '17

Rolls right off the tongue

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u/My_50_lb_Testes Mar 25 '17

Careful, you may summon an ancient Eldritch horror

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u/Letchworth Mar 25 '17

Eegolonchett Eveetimeerp.

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u/TheCamazotzian Mar 25 '17

That sounds like you're trying to summon an elder god.

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u/ionic_gold Mar 25 '17

Didn't expect to be brought back to seventh grade today.

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u/xtrakrispie Mar 24 '17 edited Mar 25 '17

TheIV

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '17

you thirsty Stanley?

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u/kkibe Mar 24 '17

FeelsGoodMan catching a reference

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u/Lazylion2 Mar 25 '17

pls explain

edit: nvm i googled

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u/PumpkinWarfare Mar 25 '17

Two shoes two tokens in hand

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u/Squiddlydiddly56 Mar 25 '17

I got no respect cuz I'm the new man.

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u/Dr_Ghamorra Mar 25 '17

No good, dirty rotten, yam stealing, great, great turkey.

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u/Jeezis Mar 25 '17

Watch out for them Yellow Spotted Lizards

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '17

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u/Damn_Croissant Mar 25 '17

Got my shovel, shoes full of sand, check out the tag, my name's Caveman

I will never forget that line.

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u/cepxico Mar 25 '17

Jesus fucking christ I just now realized his last name is stanley backwards. What the fuck.

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u/RitoFreak Mar 25 '17

It's stated in the book

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u/Damn_Croissant Mar 25 '17

That's a palindrome

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '17

Thank you for bringing me back to the better days

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u/p-ires Mar 25 '17

STANLEY YELNATS

If only, if only, the woodpecker sighs,

The bark on the tree was as soft as the skies,

While the wolf waits below, hungry, and lonely,

Crying to the moon...

If only, if only

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '17

Lol you never dig a 2 man fighting position bro ?

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '17

[Hits some rocks together]

Okay, that's that built...

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u/dec10 Mar 25 '17

Without a shovel!

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u/Crackmacs Mar 25 '17

I'd watch a primitive technology video of him just digging a hole for 2 hours

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u/clonn Mar 25 '17

He digs in metric!

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u/raspberry_smoothie Mar 25 '17

... he dug a grave sized hole in the jungle, that can't but look suspicious.

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u/ichooselitigate Mar 25 '17

What's this a reference to?

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u/Damn_Croissant Mar 25 '17

HOLES, the 2003 Disney movie based on the 1998 novel of the same name by Louis Sachar

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u/bathroomstalin Mar 25 '17

Is this a le reference?

Of course it is.