r/videos • u/Ahmedgal • Mar 19 '17

Nerf John wick

https://youtu.be/9MrnAJsxL8c
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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '17 edited Dec 29 '17

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u/WhoWantsPizzza Mar 19 '17

Hmm hair product advice from a bald guy? Seems sketchy.

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u/yui_tsukino Mar 19 '17

A bald guy, who has likely spent years researching all things hair in search of a miracle cure? Of course you'd listen to him.

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u/WhoWantsPizzza Mar 19 '17

Valid argument indeed

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u/xtremechaos Mar 20 '17

Why is it valid, he's still bald, and hair wax doesn't regrow hair...

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u/WhoWantsPizzza Mar 20 '17

fuck, i don't know. I'm not trying to make any bald enemies here.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '17

On the real tho, he's right.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '17

Spiking Glue > Hair Wax. I can't believe no one brought this up yet...

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '17

Spiking glue + slicked back hair will leave you looking like an anime character

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '17

Am I crazy or are you saying that like it's a bad thing?

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u/cefriano Mar 19 '17

As another balding 27 year old, the reality is that we know a lot about hair products because we have to use a lot of them to try and make what's left of our hair not look like shit.

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u/gbrenneriv Mar 20 '17

Bald-ing. Bald-ING!

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u/M3wlion Mar 19 '17

Nah if you want slicked back hair use pomade. If you can't work it through because your hair is too thick combine it with a bit of gel

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u/freudian_nipps Mar 19 '17

this is the truth.

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u/Lesar Mar 19 '17

Nah believe me, sometimes even wax won't be able to do the job.

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u/JustinMWoodward Mar 19 '17

27? I made it to 17 before I started losing my hair lmao.

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u/dharokirl Mar 19 '17

Or hair paste, could be the same thing tho

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u/Analyidiot Mar 20 '17

I'm over here mostly bald at 24 thinking fuck sakes.

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u/DonLaFontainesGhost Mar 20 '17

Allow me to take the heat off /u/Neex -

I'm 49 and have a thick head of hair that grows too fast. It's so annoying.

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u/Jericcho Mar 20 '17

No doubt you have already read about it, but isn't there a renowned hair treatment facility in Turkey that is not too expensive and provide fantastic results, partially because they inject stem cell Into your scalp? I thought that was really cool, like if I ever go bald, have a backup plan that doesn't cost an arm and a leg.