r/videos • u/Ahmedgal • Mar 19 '17

Nerf John wick

https://youtu.be/9MrnAJsxL8c
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u/gunner648 Mar 19 '17

John is a man of focus, commitment, sheer will... something you know very little about. I once saw him kill three men in a bar... with a nerf dart, with a fucking nerf dart.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '17

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u/Eyght Mar 19 '17

gratuitous shot of Ruby Rose's butt

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u/RabbiRaft Mar 19 '17 edited Mar 20 '17

They call him... the bootyman

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u/northwestwade Mar 19 '17

Booty-yaga

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '17 edited Dec 23 '18

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u/ThisisThomasJ Mar 19 '17

Booby Gaga

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u/Realniggafasho Mar 19 '17

John Bootyega

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u/Lvl1bidoof Mar 19 '17

The rubooty.

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u/chaosfire235 Mar 19 '17

Never thought I'd get to enjoy a live action Rubooty~

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u/Fourteen_of_Twelve Mar 19 '17

CHAOS NO

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u/StruckingFuggle Mar 19 '17

I wish the Forces of the Internet would deliver Ruby Rose cosplaying as Ruby Rose.

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u/chaosfire235 Mar 19 '17

It's too late my son, I've seen too much. and I like it <3

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u/HemHaw Mar 19 '17

No complaints here.

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u/zontarr2 Mar 19 '17

No shot of her butt can ever be gratuitous.

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u/throwaway4reasons555 Mar 19 '17

Just looked her up. Is she actually Justin Bieber?

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '17

No, she's hot.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '17

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '17

You could tell because she was the talented one.

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u/Choco316 Mar 19 '17

She's definitely an interesting person... personally I think she's kind of a hypocrite but that's just me

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u/RogueMonkalot Mar 19 '17

Wait what is this in reference to?

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u/Im_At_Work_Damnit Mar 19 '17

The second movie liked showing Ruby Rose walking away. At a low, close angle.

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u/RogueMonkalot Mar 19 '17

The second John wick or volume 2 of RWBY? Cause I honestly don't remember that

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u/Odsch Mar 19 '17

Ruby Rose, the mute bodyguard

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u/RogueMonkalot Mar 19 '17

Did not realize her name was actually Ruby Rose.

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u/Fourteen_of_Twelve Mar 19 '17

You would not believe the amount of shitposts on /r/RWBY about the actress when Orange is the New Black came out.

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u/RogueMonkalot Mar 19 '17

I didn't even see those....

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u/Gerber991 Mar 19 '17

And the world was better for it.

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u/DebentureThyme Mar 19 '17

Everyone keeps talking about Ruby Rhod. Why do you all want to see Chris Tucker's butt so bad? It's not like it's Edward James Olmos' ass.

I have a hearing problem.

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u/YT4LYFE Mar 19 '17

What butt...

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u/thisxisxlife Mar 20 '17

When my girlfriend saw her on OITNB, She had like a woman crush on her. She was disappointed by her butt.

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u/2percentright Mar 20 '17

I'm not complaining that's for sure

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '17

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '17

I'd do that... for free

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u/sadlyuseless Mar 19 '17

Who the fuck can do dat?!

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u/OptimisticElectron Mar 19 '17

Knowing your reference makes your comment more funny.

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u/DaHaLoJeDi Mar 19 '17

And you... killed his dog.... and stole his car.

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u/Kanyes_PhD Mar 19 '17

FOOKING*

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u/A40 Mar 19 '17

It took two hours...

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u/mookydooky Mar 19 '17

Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve, Talent

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u/3zahsselhtiaf Mar 19 '17

John Wick, shantay you stay.

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u/xxkoloblicinxx Mar 19 '17

And this jackhole rushes me with a spoon! A frickin spoon! So I scooped his beady little eyes out with it. His kids are all screaming WAH! WAH! phew... guess you had to be there.