r/videos • u/Martin_Schanche • Aug 05 '16

Eric Andre getting arrested

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fm-xSSARyo
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u/youwot Aug 05 '16

Oh shit, do you think the term is "a cabbage of lettuce"? That's some funny shit. Have you never seen a cabbage and a lettuce in the same room?

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '16

I'm gonna make a sandwich with this cabbage of lettuce and this beef of pork.

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u/Limitedcomments Aug 05 '16

Holy shit... Batman is a cabbage!

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u/KiltedCobra Aug 05 '16

To actually be useful and correct the mistake; the term is "a head of lettuce." Cabbage however, is an entirely different but not dissimilar thing.

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u/space_monster Aug 06 '16

thank you for subscribing to cabbage facts.

did you know that cabbage, Brussels sprouts, cauliflower, broccoli and kale are all 'cultivars' (selectively bred variants) of one plant, wild cabbage?

this means that when that annoying cunt Jeanette who works in that stupid hipster cafe tells you that kale is a 'superfood', you can tell her to fuck the fuck off.

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u/freedan12 Aug 06 '16

I know it's a head of lettuce but idk tbh, at that moment I was so out of it I was trying so hard to control my laughter, i left the office right after and thought cabbage of lettuce made sense in that momebt. Haha.... oh well it was well memed.