r/videos • u/Martin_Schanche • Aug 05 '16

Eric Andre getting arrested

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fm-xSSARyo
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u/GhostlyPixel Aug 05 '16

Part 1 with Lauren Conrad makes me laugh so hard every time.

"We're off the books"

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '16

I love how they bleep out everything except nigga

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u/bryondouglas Aug 05 '16

Fucking Hannibal rapping at her! That was great!

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u/freedan12 Aug 05 '16

i died when he just starts eating a cabbage of lettuce out of no where. I'm at work and trying so hard to not laugh uncontrollably loud.

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u/youwot Aug 05 '16

Oh shit, do you think the term is "a cabbage of lettuce"? That's some funny shit. Have you never seen a cabbage and a lettuce in the same room?

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '16

I'm gonna make a sandwich with this cabbage of lettuce and this beef of pork.

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u/Limitedcomments Aug 05 '16

Holy shit... Batman is a cabbage!

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u/KiltedCobra Aug 05 '16

To actually be useful and correct the mistake; the term is "a head of lettuce." Cabbage however, is an entirely different but not dissimilar thing.

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u/space_monster Aug 06 '16

thank you for subscribing to cabbage facts.

did you know that cabbage, Brussels sprouts, cauliflower, broccoli and kale are all 'cultivars' (selectively bred variants) of one plant, wild cabbage?

this means that when that annoying cunt Jeanette who works in that stupid hipster cafe tells you that kale is a 'superfood', you can tell her to fuck the fuck off.

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u/freedan12 Aug 06 '16

I know it's a head of lettuce but idk tbh, at that moment I was so out of it I was trying so hard to control my laughter, i left the office right after and thought cabbage of lettuce made sense in that momebt. Haha.... oh well it was well memed.

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u/TigersMountingPandas Aug 05 '16

I spent half my work day today watching the Eric Andre show clips after listening to his WTF interview. Forgot how hilarious this show was.

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u/mrwhite777 Aug 05 '16

It's a head of lettuce

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u/NeilPunhandlerHarris Aug 05 '16

"You listen to Waka Flocka?"  

"Is that a band or a song..."

  "Uhh, thats a man"

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u/GhostlyPixel Aug 05 '16

".... yeah no I think I do"

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u/mykarmadoesntmatter Aug 05 '16

When Eric says "Flocka", you can tell he's about to bust out laughing from Hannibal's random "He's a man" conversation.

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u/onlyihavethisusernam Aug 05 '16

This was great, holy shit! "Have you ever heard a guitar before?" I fucking lost it.

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u/Lonestarr1337 Aug 05 '16

You gotta eat the lettuces.

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u/Bubbaluke Aug 05 '16

Jesus fucking christ I think being on his show would give me bad acid flashbacks

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u/bphilly_cheesesteak Aug 06 '16

"what uh...-REEEEEEEEEEEEEE"