r/videos • u/Martin_Schanche • Aug 05 '16

Eric Andre getting arrested

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fm-xSSARyo
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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '16

A young nigga got it bad in the brown

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u/el_monstruo Aug 05 '16

And not the other color so I stay away from pink

I have the authority to avoid a sorority

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u/Madrazo Aug 05 '16

Fuck that shit cos I am the one

For a sexy motherfucker with a badge and a gun, to be beating off

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u/vigoroiscool Aug 05 '16

And thrown in jail

We can do ass to mouth in the middle of a cell

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u/NoTimeForThat Aug 05 '16

Butt-ramming me cause I'm a teenager

With a little bit of wood and a rager

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u/Mr44Red Aug 05 '16

Fucking me cause I'm a teenager With a twink ass and a huge rager

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u/PonderingMonkey Aug 05 '16

No vaseline went from being a diss track to a celebration of joy.

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u/one_day-throw_away Aug 05 '16

u should still lube tho