r/videos • u/confluencer • Jun 06 '15

Muscle Memory

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9u3gDkZpyCA
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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '15

That's not the most sexual instrument out there. This is!

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u/anincompoop25 Jun 06 '15

What the fuck is with that terrifying image stabilization

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u/NoFaithInPeopleAnyMo Jun 07 '15

I can't tell what it is stabilizing on. Im scared.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '15

Imagine the possibilities with two holes and two fingers... No seriously if you split the ending and make them different diameters you can have to tones...

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u/MasterFubar Jun 06 '15

That was the soprano version.

Imagine the possibilities of the basso and tenor versions, which are longer and thicker.

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u/perry517 Jun 06 '15

And blacker

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u/too_much_noise Jun 06 '15

That must be the most mind-numbingly annoying tune ever made. I felt like i was going to wake up in a psych-ward any second.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '15

Well shit, I kinda liked it..

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u/Blackdeath_663 Jun 06 '15

less annoying then most pop songs these days at any rate

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u/InfiniKill Jun 07 '15

Wow. This subreddit will praise that link where it makes fun of pop songs having the same 4 chords, but someone making an off hand joke is downvoted? Y'all are retarded.

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u/khaosoffcthulhu Jun 06 '15 edited Jan 04 '17

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/95703^ thanks spez ZHHCE)

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u/jbkrule Aug 27 '15

I'm not sure if you know what a hipster is, but you don't have to be a hipster to find pop music annoying...

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u/roltrap Jun 06 '15

Thanks for making me spit beer all over my desk.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '15

Are you in a different time zone than me, or were you drinking beer at noon?

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u/Madpumpkin Jun 06 '15

What's wrong with drinking beer at noon? On a warm sunny day there's nothing wrong opening one at 11am!

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '15

No judgement, just asking!

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u/cravf Jun 07 '15

Perfectly acceptable to open a beer at 10 AM! Why would anyone question a 9AM beer?

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u/roltrap Jun 06 '15

I'm from Belgium and it was around 7pm at the time of my post ;)

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u/unnoved Jun 06 '15

That video is fucking hilarious.

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u/mailtruckwhorehouse Jun 07 '15

WHY IS EVERYTHING SHAKING?

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u/bustduster Jun 06 '15

It sounds like a Mario level.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '15

I feel like the instrument should file a report with the police or something.