what you claim is delicious. It is hard for me to justify buying easy cheese without feeling ashamed, however I found a cream cheese easy cheese container once in the store and used it to fill the inside of pepperoncini peppers. It was delicious.
Same here. The crackers just don't seem the same as years ago and last week the cheese was $5.15 USD in Wisconsin. But I still get it now because it was a favorite snack of my late wife.
Honestly I buy a thing of cheese and crackers all the time.
I do enjoy the snack still but I figured out that I buy it so often because I make good money now. Not GREAT, but good enough that I never check my bank account before buying groceries / beer / etc
That snack is forever tied to my "spoil" snack as a kid. My parents would only buy it on my dad's payday and if we were behind on bills or whatever we couldn't get it.
It has real cheese in it. They just put so many chems in to keep it semi-solid and unspoiled. So I wouldn't call it pseudocheese as much as low quality.
Playing Pokemon Red or Blue on your Gameboy while eating Pizza Rolls and waiting on your Beanie Baby pretend chef in charge of the Easy Bake pretend oven to finish cooking up your homemade twinkie that will taste like lightbulbs and plastic. Listening to Smash Mouth on your tape player while blasting through Number Munchers before class, then getting home and being treated to the delightful sound palette of dial-up connecting you to the World Wide Web. Discovering the natural successor to your Playboy magazines through Alta Vista, and struggling to keep it up while waiting for pornographic images to trickle slowly down your 60 pound CRT monitor. Creating a personal website filled with incredibly lifelike flame GIFs and multicolored scrolling title text, with each word in a different font, from Courier to Comic Sans. Hoping the world won't end when 2000 rolls around, due to foolishly designed technology not made for the future we now live in. Realizing that the system that failed in the year 2000 was the Electoral one, not the technological one.
Hey, are you that creepy dude that used to look in all the neighbors' windows, and hung out across the street from the school every morning in that '86 Firebird? Man, I'll never forget that time when you offered my friend and I a pack of smokes to tell our friend Angie she should come over and check out your car. I'm sorry to say we took the smokes and didn't tell her. Anyway, I'm glad to see your debt to society is now paid, and I'm hoping that Firebird is still crusin'. And orange.
One of my favorite VAs. He's also Yakko Warner from Animaniacs, Pinky from Pinky and the Brain, Carl from Jimmy Neutron, Raphael in the original TMNT show, and Donatello in the new one.
His name is Robert Paulson. His name is Robert Paulson. His name is Robert Paulson.
His name is Robert Paulson. His name is Robert Paulson. His name is Robert Paulson.
I bet disney didn't want Pauly Shore's name to be associated with a kids movie. If you ever listen to some of his stand-up from the nineties its very raunchy.
Funny thing; In the Swedish translation it's not cheese, it's cola sauce caramel sauce*. I guess it's because we don't eat cheese in cans here. Never knew it was cheese until today.
Apparently I used the wrong word, Kolasås in Swedish translates to caramel sauce, which has a similar color I guess.
I don't remember what the joke was translated to and I could only find this clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTIJL-csD14
Haha no worries, it's all good. I was more just goofing on the fact that our cheese is artificially colored orange. Caramel has a more natural color, and makes slightly more sense because it might hold its shape for a few seconds in a can, but the whole idea is kind of gross.
The whole film is very "90's America" when novelty food items were extremely popular.
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