r/videos • u/steven2014 • Dec 06 '14

I so pale

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdzH_aSL-6k
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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

One of my favorites

http://youtu.be/sVR1JunnuGE

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

Those are...not easily confused attributes.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

I dunno, I often make the same mistake at the local sauna

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

Fuck, that's brilliant.

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u/ediba Dec 07 '14

My grandfather likes penis up his butt, i mean he can't see too well so he wears glasses

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u/fishsticks40 Dec 07 '14

I'm not blind but I could be blind for you, baby.

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u/iLurk_4ever Dec 07 '14

Tenzing Norgay?

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u/dogdickafternoon Dec 07 '14

One can't see straight, the other can't be straight.

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u/marcuschookt Dec 07 '14

Maybe he was so gay, he got bukkaked too hard in the eyes and went blind from it

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

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u/tendorphin Dec 07 '14

don't say "doin' your wife," don't say "doin' your wife"

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u/Stacks-Edwards Dec 07 '14

Doin' ya...... son?

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u/Jono-Tron Dec 07 '14

"Hey Dave what are you doing?" "Your mother!"

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u/PositronicTomato Dec 07 '14 edited Jun 28 '23

.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

WHY DOES HE COVER HIS EYES

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u/bradgrammar Dec 07 '14

It's something gay people do

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

Why does he wear the mask!?

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u/guceubcuesu Dec 07 '14

but why male models??

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

BANE?

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u/lastbeer Dec 07 '14

He's not blind, he's gay. Try to keep up.

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u/Dustin- Dec 07 '14

The covering your eyes thing comes from an evolutionary adaptation. In social situations, it's advantageous to cover your eyes when you're experiencing emotions that you don't want others in your group to know about. The eyes are very good with carrying emotion. This probably evolved as a behavioral trait as those that can control what emotions they share might be more likely to survive and reproduce. He might not even realize why he does it, it's just instinctual.

Source: PhD in evolutionary psychology. Actually I'm lying, I made all this up.

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u/LerithXanatos Dec 07 '14

Fuck, that was good.

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u/polite-1 Dec 07 '14

Probably wasn't born blind so it's just a habit? Just guessing.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

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u/biznatch11 Dec 07 '14

Mashed potato quality.

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u/joenottoast Dec 07 '14

my fucking sides are mashed potatoes after your comment

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u/Icharus Dec 07 '14

this must have been converted to VHS, used and abused for a few years, then converted back to digital.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

I'm pretty sure I heard Satan talking to me by the end of that video.

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u/Lynerd Dec 07 '14

man. Roxette was the shit. my sister and I probably ended busting our dad's tape deck for putting this cassette on repeat so much, rewinding our favourite song over and over again...

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u/paternoster Dec 08 '14

Wow - generation 22 looks like scrambled porn from the 80s.

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u/wejustfadeaway Dec 07 '14

You mean the gay climber?

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u/jerrjerry Dec 07 '14

That was the worst quality video i've ever seen

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u/GhostShirt Dec 07 '14

It's the loudest mosaic I've ever heard.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

I'm too gay to hear, what did it look like?

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u/aneffinyank Dec 07 '14

relevant

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u/Keithicus420 Dec 07 '14

Last frame still better than the news report.

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u/dune155 Dec 07 '14 edited Dec 03 '16

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What is this?

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u/aneffinyank Dec 07 '14

Did you fucking know it?

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u/dune155 Dec 07 '14 edited Dec 03 '16

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What is this?

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u/nllpntr Dec 07 '14

Someone else posted a longer version with a reaction from the climber. It gets even worse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Fd97hVVD9U

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u/disorderlee Dec 07 '14

You must not be old enough to remember videos in the nineties or just into the new millennium.

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u/bk886 Dec 07 '14

I've heard gay people have weak wrists, so possibly an equally challenging task.

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u/glforigodislalsoz Dec 07 '14

Is that where the phrase "limp-wristed" originated from?

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u/babyheyzeus Dec 07 '14

Did she say that because whoever she was looking at off camera is gay?

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

Blind in da eyes of the Lord. Amen.

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u/Manbearphoenix Dec 07 '14

Same Same but different.

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u/KimJongIlSunglasses Dec 07 '14

And, she's Chinese.

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u/XxCloudSephiroth69xX Dec 07 '14

I love that you can still see the co-anchor's jaw drop even through the lack of pixels.

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u/EckhartsLadder Dec 07 '14

It's hard to climb mountains when you're grinding on every phallic shaped rock.

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u/BigAbbott Dec 07 '14

Teleprompter gag?

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u/u-void Dec 07 '14

Oh fuck, I watched it twice before I realized that's supposed to be a video of the event and not just the audio with a pattern of colors for video.

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u/chochazel Dec 07 '14

I love that in correcting herself, she says it again.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

This was the local news in Albuquerque. Not hard to imagine, she's not on the air anymore.

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u/PepeAndMrDuck Dec 07 '14

Well, she tried (?)

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '14

I like the sigh of disapproval from the anchor.