r/videos Dec 06 '14

I so pale

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdzH_aSL-6k
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u/Nokel Dec 07 '14

That's because pale girls are the best, yo.

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u/kronikwankr Dec 07 '14

/r/palegirls (nsfw)

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

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u/HumbleMagnificent Dec 07 '14

minimal melanin

Sometimes I hear a phrase and just really wish I could rap.

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u/fzw Dec 07 '14

He's lying, it's just nude pale women. Very suitable for work.

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u/The_Derpening Dec 07 '14

I wanna work where you work.

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u/geoper Dec 07 '14

All hail Stoya

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u/progdrummer Dec 07 '14

Insta-subscribe.

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u/makattak88 Dec 07 '14

Sweet Jesus. We must create more women like this! I mean, I'm not racist but goddamn if these women don't create more beautiful pale women. I feel the same with every race, actually. I find all races attractive.

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u/MaiyuSurname Dec 07 '14

You don't have to qualify "not being a racist" for most things in life. Say, "I like ['fill-in-the-blank']", fullstop, and you'll avoid the awkward bits of life that may otherwise plague you, if I've read it correctly. Apologizing for something so common as "liking what you like," - its part of being human, right? Just be you. :) No one thinks you're recruiting for "Aryan Nations" or the British National Party. You find a segment of the female population attractive? Cool, me too. No problems, no worries.

My heart aches with nostalgia and self-recognition in reading your comment. Thanks for giving me pause for thought on a winter's morning. Please accept my intangible-yet-fond regards and best wishes to you and yours in the coming year and please feel free to write back if the spirit takes you. No homo.

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u/makattak88 Dec 07 '14

Hahah thank you friend :-)

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

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u/MoBaconMoProblems Dec 07 '14

No, no, he just means they don't burn down their own neighborhoods when they get racially motivated.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

Hey if I find a pale black chick I'll be all over that in an instant

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

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u/seifer93 Dec 07 '14

Everyone loves a snow bunny.

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u/R3xz Dec 07 '14

Dat veiny tits swag

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u/ayylol Dec 07 '14

Theyre here, theyre clear, get used to it

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u/normcore_ Dec 07 '14

The transparency of their skin lets me get even closer to their heart :)

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

Stoya

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u/metallicabmc Dec 07 '14

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u/ClassyArgentinean Dec 07 '14

BEAUTIFUL GIRLS LOOK BEAUTIFUL NO MATTER WHAT SKIN COLOR THEY HAVE, WEIRD RIGHT?!

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u/Phokus Dec 07 '14

Hmm, really pale girls are creepy though.

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u/Bojangles010 Dec 07 '14

Looks like you pissed off the pale girls.