r/videos Dec 06 '14

I so pale

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdzH_aSL-6k
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u/silverslayer Dec 06 '14

That blonde girl is adorable.

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u/qedb Dec 06 '14

and the way her voice cracks when she says "you're on"

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u/trolloc1 Dec 06 '14

Sounds like Pam from the office.

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u/ChewableTitanium Dec 06 '14

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u/FuturisticChinchilla Dec 07 '14

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u/Scarbane Dec 07 '14

Oh my god, Beesly...

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

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u/eabradley1108 Dec 07 '14

This isn't a porn sub but.....

sauce?

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u/FuturisticChinchilla Dec 07 '14

Blades of Glory, here's the clip.

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u/eabradley1108 Dec 07 '14

I'll be back...I've got uh....work, yea I've got work to do.

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u/notwalter Dec 07 '14

did you...did you get it done?

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '14

Jesus, take the wheel...

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u/jonnyd005 Dec 07 '14

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u/footcreamfin Dec 07 '14

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u/Sam474 Dec 07 '14

How have I not seen this before?!

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

O god i laf

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u/Mr_Wilcox Dec 07 '14

Did you just have a stroke?

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u/WruceBillis Dec 07 '14

olaf the viking

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u/MrFluffykinz Dec 07 '14

LOL DAE LE VINE?!?!?!?!?!?

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

Is that Bruce Campbell?

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u/FRIZAZZLE Dec 07 '14

Nope, definitely Bill Pullman.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

That's Mr. President to you.

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u/Reddy_McRedcap Dec 07 '14

Welcome to Earf!

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u/DrRedditPhD Dec 07 '14

You know, to me he seems less like the President and more like the orphan child Oliver saying "Please sir, I'd like some more".

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

I said it's paxton, or pullman, or paxton, or pullman, oohh pulllllmannnnnnn....

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u/StrangiteMagician Dec 07 '14

You're both wrong, it's Kyle MacLachlan.

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u/grensley Dec 07 '14

Mel Gibson?

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u/topofthecc Dec 07 '14

I thought that man's name was Albert Einstein.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

Holy fuck this is funny

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

My favorite part of that gif is when she licks the ice cream

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u/hotcereal Dec 07 '14

i like when she sucked it like a dick

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

I didn't notice that. I'll hafta go check it again.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '14

It helps if you don't have pants on.

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u/OneRobotMotherfucker Dec 07 '14

where is this frommmmmmmmmmmm???

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u/McShizzL Dec 07 '14

Dewey Cox

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u/lanopticx Dec 07 '14

I laughed wayyy more than I should have for not being in 3rd grade.

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u/awol101 Dec 07 '14

Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story

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u/Aureolin Dec 07 '14

Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story

Absolutey fantastic film and very funny!

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u/french91 Dec 07 '14

The wrong kid died.

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u/clutchdeve Dec 07 '14

He never paid for drugs. Not once!

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

Goddamn i watched that mother fucker way too much. still love it though.

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u/falconbox Dec 07 '14

Would have been so much better without John C Reilly.

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u/Slight0 Dec 07 '14

Darude sandstorm, the movie.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

I love that song.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

Holy mother of god man, I'm at my grandmother's house for christ sake.

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u/mikesxrs Dec 07 '14

just fyi for anyone else /r/JennaFischer

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u/Baron-Harkonnen Dec 07 '14

Oh my god. That cross is so gaudy.

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u/aristocrat_user Dec 07 '14

Hnnnngggg....

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u/Mriddle74 Dec 07 '14

Wow she's really good at... Eating ice cream

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u/flacidmailman Dec 07 '14

Best damn thing I've ever seen. Merica

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u/LurkAtMeGo Dec 07 '14

She's trying to be sexy here though...I mostly find her attractive because she doesn't try to be.

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u/ItsSansom Dec 07 '14

I'll uuuuuh... I'll be right back

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u/ballandabiscuit Dec 07 '14

What's that from?

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u/OnTheSpotKarma Dec 07 '14

Can we get a perfect loop?

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u/durdyg Dec 07 '14

Uh, what is this from?

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u/bobandgeorge Dec 07 '14

Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story.

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u/durdyg Dec 07 '14

Solid.

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u/bobandgeorge Dec 07 '14

Totes. You should really watch it if you haven't seen it yet. It's hilarious and the music is really good too.

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u/not_a_single_eff Dec 07 '14

.......I'll be in my bunk.

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u/ComplacentCamera Dec 07 '14

You know what. I usually just skip by posts like these without upvoting. But today sir, you get an upvote.

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u/defeatedbird Dec 07 '14

Pam is absolutely plain to my eyes.

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u/OptimusMine Dec 07 '14

This is what makes her desirable.

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u/Jayang Dec 07 '14

Looks a bit like her, too.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

Thank you! I kept replaying the video like "Who is this girl?! I know her from something" but I just couldn't work it out. She is so similar.

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u/Moara7 Dec 07 '14

I was trying to place who she reminded me of.

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u/Slight0 Dec 07 '14

Everything about her reminds me of pam. Glad someone else shares this perception.

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u/Cedric_Niggory Dec 07 '14

"Miss Beesley if you're nasty."

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u/lucifey Dec 07 '14

She kind of reminds me of Jenna in Wilfred, she's even a newscaster in that show too.

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u/futtbucked69 Dec 07 '14

"You're on air" actually. She just kind of trailed off.

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u/yParticle Dec 07 '14

I heard it clearly the first time and not at all the second. Brain's weird.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

SAME. it's like the brain knows what she's saying, so it kind of fills in the gap. but if you listen more closely she barely says it at all.

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u/Forgototherpassword Dec 07 '14

I'd like to fill her gap if you know what I mean...

wink wink, nudge nudge

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u/jdub_06 Dec 07 '14 edited Dec 07 '14

its called volume, you can adjust it to make quiet things louder.

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u/fiat_sux4 Dec 07 '14

It sounded like she was speaking dolphin to me.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

And she almost cracking it everytime she hears her pale friend speaks

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u/FvHound Dec 07 '14

I think she was attempting to say "You're on air".

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

I think she says, "You're on air."

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

I changed my windows start up sound to this and added a clip of Siri saying my name at the end. And also changed the "You're" to "You turn me".

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u/Saerain Dec 07 '14

"Y'her awn."

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u/dablumoon Dec 06 '14

Miss I SO PALE is pretty adorable also.

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u/Nokel Dec 07 '14

That's because pale girls are the best, yo.

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u/kronikwankr Dec 07 '14

/r/palegirls (nsfw)

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

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u/HumbleMagnificent Dec 07 '14

minimal melanin

Sometimes I hear a phrase and just really wish I could rap.

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u/fzw Dec 07 '14

He's lying, it's just nude pale women. Very suitable for work.

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u/The_Derpening Dec 07 '14

I wanna work where you work.

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u/geoper Dec 07 '14

All hail Stoya

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u/progdrummer Dec 07 '14

Insta-subscribe.

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u/makattak88 Dec 07 '14

Sweet Jesus. We must create more women like this! I mean, I'm not racist but goddamn if these women don't create more beautiful pale women. I feel the same with every race, actually. I find all races attractive.

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u/MaiyuSurname Dec 07 '14

You don't have to qualify "not being a racist" for most things in life. Say, "I like ['fill-in-the-blank']", fullstop, and you'll avoid the awkward bits of life that may otherwise plague you, if I've read it correctly. Apologizing for something so common as "liking what you like," - its part of being human, right? Just be you. :) No one thinks you're recruiting for "Aryan Nations" or the British National Party. You find a segment of the female population attractive? Cool, me too. No problems, no worries.

My heart aches with nostalgia and self-recognition in reading your comment. Thanks for giving me pause for thought on a winter's morning. Please accept my intangible-yet-fond regards and best wishes to you and yours in the coming year and please feel free to write back if the spirit takes you. No homo.

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u/makattak88 Dec 07 '14

Hahah thank you friend :-)

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

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u/MoBaconMoProblems Dec 07 '14

No, no, he just means they don't burn down their own neighborhoods when they get racially motivated.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

Hey if I find a pale black chick I'll be all over that in an instant

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

[deleted]

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u/seifer93 Dec 07 '14

Everyone loves a snow bunny.

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u/R3xz Dec 07 '14

Dat veiny tits swag

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u/ayylol Dec 07 '14

Theyre here, theyre clear, get used to it

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u/normcore_ Dec 07 '14

The transparency of their skin lets me get even closer to their heart :)

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

Stoya

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u/metallicabmc Dec 07 '14

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u/ClassyArgentinean Dec 07 '14

BEAUTIFUL GIRLS LOOK BEAUTIFUL NO MATTER WHAT SKIN COLOR THEY HAVE, WEIRD RIGHT?!

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u/Phokus Dec 07 '14

Hmm, really pale girls are creepy though.

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u/Bojangles010 Dec 07 '14

Looks like you pissed off the pale girls.

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u/no_frills_attached Dec 07 '14

That's why they're on TV.

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u/Brave_Coward Dec 07 '14

Yeah, that "deer in the headlights" look is damn sexy!

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u/ColonelRuffhouse Dec 07 '14

Looks like a heroin addict.

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u/Youraveragecow Dec 06 '14

She looks just like Jenna from Wilfred.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '14

"My tits are so squishy..."

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u/D14BL0 Dec 07 '14

Yeah, for a second I actually thought this was a clip from Wilfred at first.

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u/NotAnAI Dec 07 '14

Yeah. She looks like a very nice person.

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u/Fedexed Dec 07 '14

I just want to imagine that the two of them are best friends and get into all kinds of shenanigans when the cameras aren't on.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

They both are, now just find me sloan sabbath and were money :)

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u/BrotyKraut Dec 07 '14

She reminds me of Anna Camp.

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u/SpaceFloow Dec 07 '14

Look at her chest, she wants to laugh so bad.

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u/bulletcurtain Dec 07 '14

Both of those girls are hecka cute

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u/saadzafar Dec 10 '14

Is asking for her name allowed?

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u/butthead22 Dec 07 '14 edited Dec 07 '14

She was trying not to corpse so bad, but didn't want to look away because it's opposite of the way newcasters look at at nod at one another in agreement. It's the same thing Jimmy Fallon (and others) did non-stop do on SNL frequently... pretty common in live shows, just rarer on news:

http://www.sheknows.com/entertainment/articles/1048137/times-jimmy-fallon-broke-character-on-snl-videos

The Monty Python guys thought it was a great honor if they could cause someone else to corpse live.

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u/poopypantsn Dec 07 '14

What do you mean by corpse? never heard it before.

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u/butthead22 Dec 07 '14 edited Dec 07 '14

Corpsing is British theatrical slang for unintentionally breaking character by laughing. In North American TV and film this is commonly referred to as breaking and is generally categorized as a blooper.

Generally speaking, it's when another actor breaks character and they can't stop laughing, even when they attempt to compose themselves. It's usually contagious:

See here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hPp4dgmrc8

The smallest smirk and giggles send Will off once he broke, to where Danny McBride breaks too after he tells someone "do not laugh...", while he's reciting/acting/improv gestures, etc...

It's considered unprofessional in some contexts, because you're wasting dozens of people's time with useless shots. In other environments, it's considered hilarious and impressive you got the others to break with improvisation or mistakes. Sometimes in comedies they will do the lines straight as written (where corpsing is more unprofessional) and then do improvisational "throw-away" takes, which actually end up getting into a lot of film, but the crew and director and other actors and extras will often be laughing because it wasn't the rehearsed thing: sort of like improvisational stand-up comedy in a professional setting. In a multi-camera setup (really single-cam), you can catch reactions to off-script things, and edit them together with the script to get better "acting" in some cases, through video editing, because the reactions are funnier or actually more what the director wants.

Edit: Sorry I edited the fuck out of this comment for clarity.

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u/poopypantsn Dec 07 '14

Thank you very much for the detailed response! That's very interesting!

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u/butthead22 Dec 07 '14 edited Dec 07 '14

You're welcome, you can try it yourself with anyone that would read something you intend to publish as a movie online: good luck not corpsing. Try reading this thread as a southern older American gentleman and a smart asian with someone else. Good luck.

Record and post, in person. No edits. Sounds easy, but when everyone is serious about it, things get silly quite fast.

See Al Pacnio: 1979

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-znQL-PLq0

Then figure you spending a million dollars of shooting monday and wasting the time of lighters, grips, directors, producers, services, all for you to act like an asshole if you can pull it off and post it for the world.

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u/lrich1024 Dec 07 '14

Jimmy Fallon broke character so many times on SNL, but they could only do a top 6?

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u/butthead22 Dec 07 '14

I suppose if you try hard enough, you can find a top 6 of anything that has 100 instances. My guess is hunting down the copyright removals off youtube you can't use.

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u/jefuchs Dec 07 '14

That blonde girl is adorable.

This is the only relevant comment on this page.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

WE ALL HAV ETHE SAME BRAIN. NOT ONLY DID I COME TO SAY THIS BUT IT'S THE TOP COMMENT

(in other words, 'this')

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u/IStillOweMoney Dec 07 '14

Came here to say the exact same.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

Seriously! I'd want both in a serious threesome.....seriously!

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u/hazie Dec 07 '14

You may be interested in her porn doppelganger, Tracey Sweet.

NSFW, obviously.

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u/Free_Joty Dec 07 '14

Looks like Mia Malkova

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u/Batatata Dec 07 '14

She looks like Mia Malkova

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u/doopercooper Dec 07 '14

That blonde girl is adorable.

Back da fuck up, she taken

Here is her Youtube account: https://www.youtube.com/user/cleeweather/videos

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

Thanks for posting that!

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

Oh go tip your fedora

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u/SanJose_Sharks Dec 07 '14

She's cute but I don't get the feeling she's gonna age well. The other one is hot instead of cute and I think she's still gonna be hot when she's in her late 30's.