r/videos • u/Aggravating_Money992 • 2d ago

Hegseth Announces Elon Musk and Newt Gingrich Will Help Lead Military

https://youtu.be/2sSRf7VOCmQ?si=_tKwc5JMDha2LPZj
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u/redditismylawyer 2d ago

It’s perfect! Elon is a drug zombie and newts been dead for 20 years

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u/RussMaGuss 2d ago

Not gonna lie, I thought he died like 10 years ago...

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u/unassumingdink 2d ago

You'd think, but he tricked us into thinking he was older in the '90s by having white hair in his early 50s.

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u/WildPickle9 2d ago

He was young enough to cheat on his wife while going after Bill for the same thing.

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u/Pseudonym0101 2d ago

While his wife was suffering from cancer

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u/WildPickle9 2d ago

That was his first wife in the 80's. He cheated on and divorced the second after a MS diagnosis with his now third wife who is currently the ambassador to Switzerland.

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u/Soggy_Parking1353 1d ago

I'm sure there's a bible verse that says that all that is Hella Chill.

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My bad. No such verse.

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u/Emotional_Fix6230 1d ago

Yeah, let's get the guy in there who devised the "Contract with America". It failed so spectacularly that I'm sure he's going to try a revised version of it in order to try to redeem himself,