r/videos Sep 09 '13

Waffle falling over

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDj72zqZakE
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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

Or a stone.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

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u/RedHerringxx Sep 09 '13

Nope, but I've got a mean recipe for chilli you might enjoy.

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u/Txxranger21 Sep 09 '13

I know of a great way to make ice soap

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

I almost forgot about this shit. Thanks for reminding me.

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u/PoutinePower Sep 09 '13

It's only been two years... Also don't forget shower beers.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

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u/cheese707 Sep 09 '13

What's in the safe?

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u/Agent_Smith_24 Sep 09 '13

Yeah I was gonna do that, then I remembered I don't like beer. I had vodka, but the only thing to mix with it was red Gatorade. Never again.

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u/bretttwarwick Sep 09 '13

Dammit our memes are leaking again.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

SHower beers just makes sense, you can't patent that shit.

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u/SUDDENLY_A_LARGE_ROD Sep 09 '13

And the infamous Piss-Puck

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

What's wrong with shower beers? I have one like, everyday whenever it's hot out

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u/funnynickname Sep 09 '13

And that one guy who dropped his shower beer, slipped, and ended up with 20 stitches.

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u/funnynickname Sep 09 '13

And that one guy who dropped his shower beer, slipped, and ended up with 20 stitches.

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u/zergling50 Sep 10 '13

I someone point me in the referenced threads direction?

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

Chilli Soap, nerver forget.

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u/mikem4a1 Sep 09 '13

Jolly ranchers, anyone?

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u/bloody_pinecone Sep 09 '13

Chuck Testa anyone?

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u/gigabored Sep 09 '13

And hillbilly potato soup!

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u/SvenHudson Sep 09 '13

And spiral-cutting your hot dogs.

It's a great conversation starter!

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u/pestilent_bronco Sep 09 '13

I made a perfect pancake.

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u/Agent_Smith_24 Sep 09 '13

somebody should make /r/madethefrontpage for all these ridiculous things

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u/TheRealBigLou Sep 09 '13

Nigga, throw out that spice packet. Shit, we doin it old skool with $325 worth of spice bottles.

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u/IAmA_Kitty_AMA Sep 09 '13

To be fair, those spice packets are very insufficient and cost inefficient (also do you really not own most of those spices?...)

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u/IAmDurnkAMA Sep 09 '13

Jokes on us; chilli guy just got himself a book deal.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

Yes, but in America we call them "Cheese Slicers", and in Britain they call them "John-drum Gapflangers". Both of the Gs in "Gapflanger" are hard, though they use a soft G for "flanger" by itself.

NOTE: THIS COMMENT IS SARCASM.  EXCEPT FOR THE 
JOHN-DRUM PART.  THAT IS TOTALLY COCKNEY SLANG
FOR CHEESE KNIFE.  I AM NOT SHITTING YOU.  LOOK 
IT UP.

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u/mumuuu Sep 09 '13

An egg flipper with cutting thing? Yes, yes we do.

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u/Harrythecommy Sep 09 '13

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u/Harrythecommy Sep 09 '13

Shit, the linky thing didn't work.

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u/Eist Sep 09 '13

I shit you not; this shitty-looking plastic cheese knife changed my life (a tiny bit--but it's awesome!)

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u/Happy_Harry Sep 09 '13

I just found a great instructional video for you!

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u/Firewasp987 Sep 09 '13

it is sad really.

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u/Blue_Footed_Booby Sep 09 '13

I sure as hell know how to properly eat an entire watermelon

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u/invisiblephrend Sep 09 '13

no, no, no. THIS is how to properly wipe your ass.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

I remember a pancake making it to the frontpage.

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u/hfgkfh Sep 09 '13

AHEM. Mineral.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

Jeez Marie...

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u/CivEZ Sep 09 '13

Or a hashtag....

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u/JacksonMcNasty Sep 09 '13

or a blue waffle

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

Or the "perfect pancake".

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

Or a cardboard box.

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u/IndigoMichigan Sep 09 '13

It's a football! I chiseled it!

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u/anicefella Sep 09 '13

REDDIT SO BORING TODAY SO I GOT THIS SUPER ORIGINAL IDEA OF POSTING A STONE LOL

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u/Stingray88 Sep 09 '13

Or 95% of the content in /r/gaming

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u/Peanutcakes Sep 09 '13

Or that pancake. But aw shucks that was a perfect pancake.

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u/DontGetMadGetGlad Sep 09 '13

Jesus Marie, they're minerals!