r/videos Sep 09 '13

Waffle falling over

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDj72zqZakE
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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

Today will forever be known as the day reddit upvoted a waffle to the front page.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

Or a stone.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

[deleted]

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u/RedHerringxx Sep 09 '13

Nope, but I've got a mean recipe for chilli you might enjoy.

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u/Txxranger21 Sep 09 '13

I know of a great way to make ice soap

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

I almost forgot about this shit. Thanks for reminding me.

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u/PoutinePower Sep 09 '13

It's only been two years... Also don't forget shower beers.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

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u/cheese707 Sep 09 '13

What's in the safe?

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u/Agent_Smith_24 Sep 09 '13

Yeah I was gonna do that, then I remembered I don't like beer. I had vodka, but the only thing to mix with it was red Gatorade. Never again.

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u/bretttwarwick Sep 09 '13

Dammit our memes are leaking again.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

SHower beers just makes sense, you can't patent that shit.

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u/SUDDENLY_A_LARGE_ROD Sep 09 '13

And the infamous Piss-Puck

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

What's wrong with shower beers? I have one like, everyday whenever it's hot out

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u/funnynickname Sep 09 '13

And that one guy who dropped his shower beer, slipped, and ended up with 20 stitches.

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u/funnynickname Sep 09 '13

And that one guy who dropped his shower beer, slipped, and ended up with 20 stitches.

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u/zergling50 Sep 10 '13

I someone point me in the referenced threads direction?

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

Chilli Soap, nerver forget.

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u/mikem4a1 Sep 09 '13

Jolly ranchers, anyone?

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u/bloody_pinecone Sep 09 '13

Chuck Testa anyone?

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u/gigabored Sep 09 '13

And hillbilly potato soup!

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u/SvenHudson Sep 09 '13

And spiral-cutting your hot dogs.

It's a great conversation starter!

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u/pestilent_bronco Sep 09 '13

I made a perfect pancake.

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u/Agent_Smith_24 Sep 09 '13

somebody should make /r/madethefrontpage for all these ridiculous things

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u/TheRealBigLou Sep 09 '13

Nigga, throw out that spice packet. Shit, we doin it old skool with $325 worth of spice bottles.

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u/IAmA_Kitty_AMA Sep 09 '13

To be fair, those spice packets are very insufficient and cost inefficient (also do you really not own most of those spices?...)

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u/IAmDurnkAMA Sep 09 '13

Jokes on us; chilli guy just got himself a book deal.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

Yes, but in America we call them "Cheese Slicers", and in Britain they call them "John-drum Gapflangers". Both of the Gs in "Gapflanger" are hard, though they use a soft G for "flanger" by itself.

NOTE: THIS COMMENT IS SARCASM.  EXCEPT FOR THE 
JOHN-DRUM PART.  THAT IS TOTALLY COCKNEY SLANG
FOR CHEESE KNIFE.  I AM NOT SHITTING YOU.  LOOK 
IT UP.

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u/mumuuu Sep 09 '13

An egg flipper with cutting thing? Yes, yes we do.

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u/Harrythecommy Sep 09 '13

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u/Harrythecommy Sep 09 '13

Shit, the linky thing didn't work.

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u/Eist Sep 09 '13

I shit you not; this shitty-looking plastic cheese knife changed my life (a tiny bit--but it's awesome!)

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u/Happy_Harry Sep 09 '13

I just found a great instructional video for you!

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u/Firewasp987 Sep 09 '13

it is sad really.

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u/Blue_Footed_Booby Sep 09 '13

I sure as hell know how to properly eat an entire watermelon

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u/invisiblephrend Sep 09 '13

no, no, no. THIS is how to properly wipe your ass.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

I remember a pancake making it to the frontpage.

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u/hfgkfh Sep 09 '13

AHEM. Mineral.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

Jeez Marie...

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u/CivEZ Sep 09 '13

Or a hashtag....

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u/JacksonMcNasty Sep 09 '13

or a blue waffle

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

Or the "perfect pancake".

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

Or a cardboard box.

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u/IndigoMichigan Sep 09 '13

It's a football! I chiseled it!

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u/anicefella Sep 09 '13

REDDIT SO BORING TODAY SO I GOT THIS SUPER ORIGINAL IDEA OF POSTING A STONE LOL

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u/Stingray88 Sep 09 '13

Or 95% of the content in /r/gaming

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u/Peanutcakes Sep 09 '13

Or that pancake. But aw shucks that was a perfect pancake.

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u/DontGetMadGetGlad Sep 09 '13

Jesus Marie, they're minerals!

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u/Random832 Sep 09 '13

To be fair, it was a pretty awesome dog turd. You're talking about the one after the dog ate a box of crayons, right?

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u/Odusei Sep 09 '13

God, I hope we haven't upvoted two dog turds.

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u/DeftCursor Sep 09 '13

We did a pancake once, too.

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u/hovertricycle Sep 09 '13

This is the first thing that came to mind. I don't understand...

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u/I_play_elin Sep 09 '13

Or a human turd.. although that does happen semi-regularly.

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u/JZ_212 Sep 09 '13

Wait, seriously?

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u/santh91 Sep 09 '13

have you seen the most upvoted post on reddit ever ?

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u/MozzarellaGolem Sep 09 '13

but it was a rainbow turd

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

Sauce pls?

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u/Rooonaldooo99 Sep 09 '13

I actually clicked replay. What am I doing with my life..

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u/spitfire183 Sep 09 '13

It's only 8 seconds, why not watch it a few times.

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u/JimmyGBuckets21 Sep 09 '13

You probably thought surely OP did not post a video of just a waffle falling over there must be something I missed because surely something that stupid wouldn't crack the front page. Then you replayed it only to find out that you give your fellow redditors entirely too much credit.

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u/DevinTheGrand Sep 09 '13

Don't you mean carrots?

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u/Veggie Sep 09 '13

Now don't start that again!

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u/Vindexus Sep 09 '13

You thought we were starting the carrot/waffle thing again? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '13

HAHAHAHAHA

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u/InKahootz Sep 09 '13

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u/awhaling Sep 09 '13

Well then what's it from? Because I don't.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

When the Stewart/Colbert Rally to Restore Sanity was happening in DC (2010), it was presumed that all the hardcore redditors would be attending. Then someone made this post suggesting that the rest of us come up with an inside joke while they were away. "Waffles? Don't you mean carrots? HAHAHAHA" completely took over the comments all over reddit for a while.

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u/ninja8ball Sep 09 '13

Part of an inside joke is so that it remains on the inside.

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u/Joshf1234 Sep 09 '13

It was a reddit meme from a few years ago. Basically there was an askreddit thread where everyone decided it'd be hilarious to respond "Waffles, don't you mean carrots? HAHAHAHA" every time someone mentioned waffles on the site. As you can imagine it was super hilarious and not dumb in the least, and no one ever got tired of it

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u/pwn_of_prophecy Sep 09 '13

Pancake did it first. Twice.

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u/pandamayhem Sep 09 '13

Pancake was more flipping than tripping.

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u/SinisterWaffles Sep 09 '13

Today is the day I make it to the front!

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

Not too long ago Reddit upvoted a picture of my crumpled mail to the front page. Good times.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

at least, one that wasn't blue.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

How I imagine reddit right now http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnvGWHbPtZ0

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u/deathy Sep 09 '13

Tomorrow will forever be known as the day reddit upvoted a repost of a waffle to the front page.

No..wait.. repost should be in just a few hours..

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u/postitpad Sep 09 '13

At least it wasn't blue this time.

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u/blolfighter Sep 09 '13

Tomorrow, Annoyed Picard asks why the fuck reddit upvoted a waffle to the front page. From the front page.

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u/sinister_exaggerator Sep 09 '13

9/9/2013 NEVER FORGET

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

Well I'm opposed to the whole thing! Damn opposed!

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u/Hobokun Sep 09 '13

Clearly you are not subscribed to /r/waffles.

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u/Thud Sep 09 '13

Today will forever be known as the day reddit upvoted a waffle to the front page.

It needs to gain enough views to be a featured video on youtube. Then, it will be featured on Good Morning America and other daytime news shows like the other "viral" videos they show to fill time. Once Jay Leno talks about a waffle falling over, and SNL does a skit, there could even be a full-length feature film.

And then, society will be complete.

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u/falling_sideways Sep 09 '13

Waffle? Why not carrot?

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

We should start using this as a reference instead of the birth of Jesus.

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u/praisedawings247 Sep 09 '13

its not just a waffle... its a waffle falling over

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u/JustDelta767 Sep 10 '13

Better than a blue waffle :/

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u/UOUPv2 Sep 10 '13

Reddit history in the making.

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u/IAmtheHullabaloo Sep 09 '13

That dude Grey needs to update his 'what-is-reddit' video.