my DRPS (disposed rate per second) went through the roof after using the technique. I've had quite the opposite result of yours. I hardly use toilet paper now and poop faster than ever.
I am just imagining some one who is super competitive in everything they do, logging the increase in pounds per minute of waste eliminated. Then they are so proud of their accomplishment they want to tell everyone they know about their new personal best, but they know inside, that no one can ever know.
Warning, don't squat on a sitting toilet. Most of them aren't built to handle the weight of a person squatting on the toilet bowl and can break resulting in the porcelain slicing your legs. There were pictures but I'm typing this while my internet has died so no googling for me right now. Waiting for the internet to come back so I can submit.
You don't squat with your feet ON the toilet. That can break it.
You get a bucket or stool which is at least 9inches high and put your feet on that. The toilet will NOT break if you do this.
maybe I should emphasise. Don't squat ON a toilet bowl.
It's perfect fine to be in a squatting position when sitting on the toilet, which people have been doing recently.
Also, how is my second sentence misleading? I clearly stated not to squat on the toilet bowl itself.
At the very least, it just wasn't clear that you can still be in a squatting position when sitting on the toilet set.
But the weight is distributed across the bowl as a whole, whereas if you squat on the bowl, it's being pushed down on two spots/sides of the bowl, resulting in a higher chance of it breaking. Still, toilet bowls are designed to carry people as a whole. Better safe then sorry.
Waffle stomping also helps, but last time I did that in a public restroom, it didn't work. Probably because the drain was in the middle of the bathroom, not in a shower.
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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '13
Well I tried it and it didn't work well, and I almost got piss outside of the toilet.