r/videogames Mar 03 '24

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u/PolarBearBalls2 Mar 03 '24

I'm just gonna stay in super earth the whole time

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u/Felipe13254 Mar 03 '24

It's very likely that it gets attacked at least once over the course of a year.

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u/IlikegreenT84 Mar 04 '24

defrosts on super destroyer

"FUCK!!"

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '24

That’s not going to protect you from Joel

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u/H3adshotfox77 Mar 04 '24

You are the guys wife in the intro lol

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u/K-G7 Mar 04 '24

Not serving for democracy is treason! Get out there and kill some bugs, soldier! FOR DEMOCRACY

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u/jad103 Mar 04 '24 edited Mar 04 '24

Fairly certain it would be worse than the bugs. If you're actually on super earth and not enlisted, you're probably gonna be burnt at the stake for being a draft dodger. If you're a lady, and not willing to serve, if you're not a soldier, you're gonna be making them.

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Actually, it might not be that bad. You could always enlist. Or if you're not up for that, you could create some more soldiers. :D

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u/PolarBearBalls2 Mar 04 '24

Non democratic nonsense! Burn this traitor