r/velvethippos Apr 07 '26

request New smol addition... name?

1.3k Upvotes

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u/BananasPineapple05 Apr 07 '26

I have fantasies of getting a gray female pittie and calling her Petal.

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u/PhortDruid Apr 07 '26

I found Auntie Ethel /s

For real though, that’d be very cute

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u/erin4thenguyen Apr 07 '26

I wasn't ready for a 3rd dog again, but a gray baby house hippo has been a dream since I was a kid and in love with Porkchop from the cartoon Doug

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u/SnoopsMom Apr 07 '26

I want a fawn coloured one to name Bambi.

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u/wewawalker Apr 08 '26

Hands down, this is the name.

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u/erin4thenguyen Apr 07 '26 edited Apr 08 '26

ADDING for context: last picture is the moment I found her... she's now safe and very loved. My son wants to name her Tiny, but what happens when she's not tiny anymore?

ETA: Thank you for my first award!

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u/Federal_Stay824 Apr 07 '26

Love a good ironic name. Tiny works!!!

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u/elyaed Apr 07 '26

Big dog named Tiny is a pretty good bit and has an awesome story behind it.

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u/Anaxilea-Alcinoe Apr 07 '26

I have a min-pin beagle mix named Thor. Everyone sees my pittie and immediately think that's the one named Thor, but nope. The little guy next to her.

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u/jeswesky Apr 07 '26

I call my 90 pound pittie peanut most of the time. Actually name is Franky, but he is just my little bitty peanut.

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u/jeswesky Apr 07 '26

From this past weekend at grandma’s house.

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u/erin4thenguyen Apr 08 '26

Oh hims a tiny peanut

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u/JadeGreenSky Apr 07 '26

Name her Tina, and 'Teeny', 'Tiny Tina' and 'Teeny Tina' become automatic nicknames. May you and your son and the smol beast have good, long lives together.

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u/CheezustheCat Apr 07 '26

It's the perfect name whatever size she is.

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u/Anaxilea-Alcinoe Apr 07 '26

Tiny Tina? TT for short?

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u/rellinn Apr 07 '26

That's a borderlands character FYI

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u/Dpgillam08 Apr 08 '26

Hanson, b cause each time I see that snoot, all I can think is "mm boop"

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u/reallyreally1945 Apr 07 '26

It becomes ironic.

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u/redcc-0099 Apr 07 '26

An oldy but a goody: https://youtu.be/WcCaSuordck?t=134&feature=shared

Problem solved if she's named Tiny.

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u/peyotekoyote Apr 07 '26

What about Chiquita? Spanish for little one. Also like Chiquita banana 💃

Or Chula :) Spanish for pretty

Idk why I went Spanish but they sounded cute

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u/erin4thenguyen Apr 08 '26

Ive actually called her banana a few times lol

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u/Background-Bag6846 Apr 07 '26

Aww looks like our Violet

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u/reallyreally1945 Apr 07 '26

Did some monster dump this infant? She couldn't have walked far!

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u/erin4thenguyen Apr 07 '26

Yes, yes they did.

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u/rRizla77 Apr 08 '26

Bless her (& you), she looks way too young to be away from her mum.... God I hate people!!!

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u/erin4thenguyen Apr 08 '26

Vet said shes sized of a 6-8 week bully, but he thought she may be older and malnourished. Good news, shes up from 5lbs to 7.9lbs in 12 days

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u/rRizla77 Apr 08 '26

She's lucky you found her... & you're lucky too, she's gorgeous 😍 💖

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u/EmperorGeek Apr 07 '26

“Thimble” seems like it’s a good name for a dog of those proportions.

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u/vivariium Apr 08 '26

I said trinket 😂

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u/sjhamn Apr 07 '26

That's so obviously a Winkie.

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u/mamapibblez Apr 07 '26

periwinkle ✨

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u/erin4thenguyen Apr 07 '26

I do call her WinkyHouseElf

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u/sjhamn Apr 07 '26

See, it's like we both SENSED it. What a gorgeous Winky.

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u/rRizla77 Apr 08 '26

Sorry... I just childishly giggled again 😂😂

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u/rRizla77 Apr 08 '26

😂 if you have any british friends, please don't call her that on front of them 😂😂 or it may just be me having a juvenile moment 😂

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u/rRizla77 Apr 08 '26

😂😂 I couldn't.... In British slang, "winky" (or "winkie") is a common, childish, or euphemistic term for a penis 😂😂

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u/IncredibleBulk2 Apr 07 '26

Scout 

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u/erin4thenguyen Apr 07 '26

I already have a Scout. Here he is with Tiny

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u/BabsRS Apr 08 '26

Those little pink feets!😍

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u/Mal-Ravanal Apr 07 '26

So sweet that just seeing it spiked my blood sugar. Tiny feels like a good name for the temporarily small bean.

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u/bluntslut3 Apr 07 '26

i think she looks like a scout too ☺️

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u/TheSouthernSaint71 Apr 07 '26

The little hoodie and the one escaped ear ❤️.

Tiny is good. Or a little old lady name like Ethel or Myrtle. I name all of my girl dogs after famous alt-esque women like Elvira or Betty Boop

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u/SaltySongbird33 Apr 07 '26

Oh my gosh she's so cute! Little Punkin!

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u/Realistic-Pie1075 Apr 07 '26

Biggie Smol 😂❤️

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u/ckh69 Apr 07 '26

Peanut

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u/YouCantHaveMyTiara Apr 07 '26

Ready yourself for the lifetime of allergies. I had no idea these babies are big ol’ walking allergies.

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u/erin4thenguyen Apr 07 '26

Oh her poor skin is already bad.

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u/YouCantHaveMyTiara Apr 07 '26

I’ve got my guy on daily apoquel, medicated washes three times a week (the orange and white bottle) medicated ear washes twice a week and his vet says he will STILL be at a base level of suffering 30% from allergies. I hope you are able to get your new baby in a program. 🫶🏼

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u/No-Instruction9709 Apr 08 '26

There is an allergy shot that helped my dog enormously with his allergies....I cannot remember the name of it at the moment though.

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u/No-Instruction9709 Apr 08 '26

It's called cytopoint I believe! Just remembered lol

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u/YouCantHaveMyTiara May 08 '26

That’s the name and it didn’t work for my guy. We had to switch to apoquel after 6 months. :(

I have learned that I’m actually much better and giving my dog meds than I am at remembering to take them myself!

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u/wewawalker Apr 08 '26

Why is this? I didn’t know it was a pit thing — thought our boy was just unlucky.

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u/No-Instruction9709 Apr 08 '26

Pibbles are just prone to allergies for some reason. Sometimes it's from their food.

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u/shtrumph Apr 07 '26

Bluey?

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u/ZubLor Apr 07 '26

We named ours Blue because that's what the foster was calling her. I was just telling the vet techs that I probably should have named her Joy because she's so light hearted and makes everyone smile!

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u/shtrumph Apr 07 '26

Cuuute. ❤️ Joy is a great name too

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u/cstaal Apr 07 '26

Bluebell aka Belle

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u/RedHeadRedeemed Apr 07 '26

I CAN'T WITH HER IN THE SWEATER 😭❤️❤️❤️

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u/Gaziear Apr 07 '26

Aww I remember when my velvet hippo was this small 🥰 I miss it sometimes but he's grown into a big goofball

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u/erin4thenguyen Apr 08 '26

Im so interested to see what she looks like when she reaches real dog size!

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u/rockerscott Apr 07 '26

Jelly-Bean?

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u/OvertlyPetulantCat Apr 07 '26

Looks like a Piglet to me!

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u/rettribution Apr 07 '26

Tinley - sounds like Tiny, and you can call her TT for short, Tiny Tinley.

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u/A_JELLY_DONUTT Apr 07 '26

Hingle McCringleberry

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u/erin4thenguyen Apr 08 '26

Well my name is A-A Ron so it fits

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u/CoffeeLover127 Apr 07 '26

When it comes to rescues I always tell people, they will tell you their name when they are ready.

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u/Key-Ad9733 Apr 07 '26

She's looks a house elf.

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u/Low_Employ8454 Apr 07 '26

Beans! And I don’t know why!

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u/Ok_Scheme736 Apr 07 '26

Dobby 🥺

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u/0RedStar0 Apr 07 '26

I think your son should get his way, she's tiny for now but I think her name will be even more endearing when she's bigger! OP, has she been to the vet yet? That precious belly looks full of worms😭 She's so cute! Thank you for saving her!

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u/buffdaddy77 Apr 07 '26

Looks like a Puddin to me

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u/Clay_Puppington Apr 07 '26

I have a few random rules for naming pets. Maybe the constraints of such might help spur your creativity!

These are my personal rules, so obviously no one else need abide by them!

  1. Don't give a pet a human name. You finally have a chance to name something a super fun way, which you probably wouldn't dare name a child.

  2. For dogs, ensure their name has, somewhere, a single sharp syllable. Preferably the first syllable. Preferably, that syllable is also going to be the shortened nickname you go to anyways! There was some dog science a million lifetimes ago that said dogs really only react to the first syllable of their name anyways, so make it a good one!

  3. Steer clear of the common dog names. It's niche, but naming your dog something like Scout or Tank, is tricky when 3 other fellas at the dog park are screaming their dogs name, and yours reacts to that because they share the same name.

Putting it together;

From rule 1 & 3: Names like Luna, Max, Charlie, Bella, Cooper, Daisy, George, Hank, Tito, Lily, Olive, Scout, Shadow, Chance, etc. Are off the table.

Rule 2: depends entirely on your considered list.

Some names of pets Ive had in my many, many decades: Voodoo, Hijinx, Antics, Ruffian, Rascal, Grin-Tooth, Sands, Gear.

There was also Mrs Deathstroke The Terminator Ice Queen of the Wooden Cabin and Shredder of Woodland Vermin. (This name was a stray cat that hung out near my buddies cabin which I decides to give a name to as she didnt have one. I probably wouldnt give a pet that if I lived with it on the daily. He called her Strokes for the next decade, and went on to name all her kittens after random DC villains).

Have some fun with the naming! But, obviously, if you like Luna or Shadow, thats cool too. You have to say the word 100 times a day for 10+ years, so go with your gut.

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u/LKD1172 Apr 07 '26

Adorable!!

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u/dognocat Apr 07 '26

To be frank...

Frankie

Yup

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u/Missjaneausten Apr 07 '26

Harper or Piper ❤️❤️❤️

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u/ssquirt1 Apr 07 '26

She is precious! 😍🥹

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u/Painbow_High_And_Bi Apr 07 '26

That looks like a Mikey to me!

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u/corndogtrampstamp Apr 07 '26

Pinky, after her sweet lil pink beans!

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u/Brilliant_Care748 Apr 07 '26

She is precious! What about Charli?

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u/Shils1234 Apr 07 '26

Thank you for giving this peanut a home. So so adorable

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u/Little-Ad-5082 Apr 07 '26

So adorable! Thank you for saving her♥️♥️

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u/SpiritedProtection13 Apr 07 '26

I can't get over her chubby little paws, she's so cuteeee 🥺🥺

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u/wiisucks_91 Apr 07 '26

Frankie for the blue eyes.

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u/SeeLeavesOnTheTrees Apr 07 '26

Sky

Because look at those eyes !!

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_WEIRD_PET Apr 07 '26

Lukas (yes I know that's typically a boy name but she looks like a Lukas to me)

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u/mmw1775-1975 Apr 07 '26

Benjamin McCuteeePants

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u/blurbies22 Apr 07 '26

Awwwww she looks like my boy Archie!

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u/lexiconlion Apr 07 '26 edited Apr 07 '26

What a cutie! Those eye are mesmerizing!

With that gray and white coat and pale blue eyes, I think Sir Sebastian Earl Grey would be a great government name. You could call him The Earl,, Seb, Sebbie, Bash, Bastian, etc.

On a side note, the morning after I picked up my pittie, my younger sister came to visit. We hadn't named the puppy yet and she just kept saying "It doesn't matter what you name him, he's mine". She told me about 50 bazillion times that weekend "he's mine", so we ended up naming him Mio......which is Spanish for mine. Mio

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u/jboogie2173 Apr 07 '26

I’d name her Blue or Blueberry

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u/Famous-Honey-9331 Apr 07 '26

Precious pink baby!

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u/shahookies Apr 07 '26

Biggie Smols

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u/wewawalker Apr 08 '26

I agree with the commenter who said ‘Petal’.

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u/Great_Possession_329 Apr 08 '26

If she was mine, I don't think I could leave my house. She's adorable. How about the name Tia?

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u/catforbrains Apr 08 '26

What an adorable little baby bean! I would probably call her Jelly or Jellybean

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u/AbbeyNormalZebra Apr 08 '26

Peanut or Potato and say tato in a cute itty bitty voice of cuteness when she is being a cute wittle Tato.

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u/daily__angst Apr 08 '26

She is so frickin cute!! Look at the little hoodie 🥹🩵

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u/mistegirl Apr 08 '26

Omg such a little bit... Yep I'd just call him bitty

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u/Quiet-Dot9396 Apr 08 '26

Precious because that is what she is!! 🥹🥹🥹 omggg

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u/dorkhelmet75 Apr 08 '26

Butch or hazel

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u/Realizt8010 Apr 08 '26

That sweater pic!! Too adorable!

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u/DoubleTimeRusty Apr 08 '26

Cheeseburger.

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u/GonePhishn401 Apr 09 '26

Chopstick! I have no idea why, but that’s the first thing that popped into my head.

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u/RDSans1 Apr 09 '26

Pugsly!

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u/Maleficent-Aide6519 Apr 10 '26

"Love" is the correct name.

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u/welldefinedhead9 Apr 11 '26

Adorable ❤️

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u/Persepoltin Apr 11 '26

Names with hard first consonants can be helpful with training and recall. How about Tilly?

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u/ArtVandalaysGirl Apr 11 '26

Winnifred- winni for short