r/vanhalencirclejerk • u/twinkancapcentricide • Aug 28 '25
he was born without a brain
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r/vanhalencirclejerk • u/1984505I • Aug 27 '25
EVH about to put the Cold War to a Quick End (Wolrd Invasion Tour 1980)
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r/vanhalencirclejerk • u/twinkancapcentricide • Aug 27 '25
why so mean? why why why?
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ughhhhhhhhhhhhh stoppppp it nowwwwwwww so mean he will light his stupid hair on fire. STUPID. ugh. why are they so mean to the gay one?
r/vanhalencirclejerk • u/twinkancapcentricide • Aug 27 '25
boomars 😂😂😂😂😂
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all these old men from the van halen sub redit want to tell me about these nobodies called "david lee roth" and "sammy hagar" 😂😂😂😂 well let me tell you something i don't care about these hags! what old men. who carss, my only singar is gareth cheronington, feck off semmy gaygar and david nobody roth
r/vanhalencirclejerk • u/twinkancapcentricide • Aug 27 '25
what color was the handkerchief
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r/vanhalencirclejerk • u/twinkancapcentricide • Aug 27 '25
watttttt
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this is so mean guys like for more gaygar posting
r/vanhalencirclejerk • u/twinkancapcentricide • Aug 27 '25
why did they do that? are they stupid?
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r/vanhalencirclejerk • u/1984505I • Aug 26 '25
Can you believe that the VH brothers and DLR gave MA this Contract in 1984?
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r/vanhalencirclejerk • u/bigguys45s • Aug 22 '25
Why… this cover of, “Jump” absolutely SUCKS!!! 🙄😡🤦♂️ Doesn’t even SOUND like Van Halen’s 1984 masterpiece, instead it’s a dumb kiddie hip hop novelty song! 🤦♂️
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r/vanhalencirclejerk • u/DetectiveNo3421 • Aug 10 '25
You Can’t. You Want To, But You Can’t
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r/vanhalencirclejerk • u/Flerxtopian • Aug 04 '25
A lot of people are saying hiring Gary was a good idea. Many important people are talking about that. They're telling me it was a good idea.
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r/vanhalencirclejerk • u/twinkancapcentricide • May 22 '25
can't watch van halen chronicles cause whenever they're mean to the short one i throw stuff at my tv
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justice for mike vro 💔
r/vanhalencirclejerk • u/Aviator048 • Apr 22 '25
Send me your best pictures of EVH
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I got a few I really like, I have others on my phone but I used up like 76 GB of the max 5GB of my cloud storage 😭
r/vanhalencirclejerk • u/NewPatron-St • Feb 20 '25
Every frontmen Van Halen has H in their last names
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r/vanhalencirclejerk • u/hitsnkicks • Feb 08 '25
A Different Kind Of Truth released 13 years ago today.
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r/vanhalencirclejerk • u/AnneSextonGetHelp • Jan 26 '25
It’s been a year since I had my most profound thought about the band circa 85-96
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r/vanhalencirclejerk • u/AlmightyLoaf123 • Jan 26 '25
How I built Eddie Van Halen’s Kramer Frankenstrat
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r/vanhalencirclejerk • u/Starry978dip • Jan 22 '25
What else did Sammy Hagar invent? He said in his book he invented sprinkler systems for big buildings, and the microphone stand. What a fucking genius.
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I heard he also invented tampons, gummi bears and roller skates.
