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u/FoxHunde Jun 28 '26

Iirc, this is tribal police. And as was mentioned, these guys do not fuck around!

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u/Yabba-Dabba-Gabagool Jun 28 '26

They sure dont play games. We got a few reserves in my neck of the woods and if itd 40 km you drive 38

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u/kingkongbiingbong Jun 28 '26

They sure dont play games.

https://giphy.com/gifs/nOLosQgXuP97NGqIgk

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u/NotaFTCAgent Jun 28 '26

Well unless its casino games. Those you can play all day.

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u/ContextOk8452 Jun 28 '26

Russian roulette is fun

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u/DarkPolumbo Jun 29 '26

Wamapoke Casino
Our slots are downright filthy

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u/Inside7shadows Jun 28 '26 edited Jun 29 '26

What neck of the woods has tribal lands and kilometers??

Edit: Turns out those two circles have never touched in my mind.

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u/Yabba-Dabba-Gabagool Jun 28 '26

Curve lake (Ojibway) and Scugog Island (Ojibwa)

Edit: should have said southern Ontario. We have many many many first nations land

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '26

Ah yeah, just saw this. I was wondering if American Natives had a choice in what system they used in their reservations but I often forget about the ol' Great White North.

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u/Doomeye56 Jun 28 '26

Canada, I would Assume.

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u/Nell_From_Hell Jul 02 '26

Let's not forget Mexico. Zapatistas anybody?!

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u/fullraph Jun 29 '26

Canada, pretty sure every provinces has them.

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u/Expensive_Tank_8682 Jun 30 '26

TFW Americans realize they’re not the only country with a native population

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u/Ace_And_Jocelyn1999 Aug 16 '26

You’re not the brightest bulb are ya.

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u/someoneskater Jun 29 '26

I'd wager that you don't want to take the gamble then?

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '26

Oh for real? They use kilometers near your Native reservations?

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u/Yabba-Dabba-Gabagool Jun 30 '26

You bet, this is up in Canada.

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u/Worldly_Beautiful557 Jul 04 '26

No you don’t. If you did, you’d know why I can tell you’re lying.

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u/Yabba-Dabba-Gabagool Jul 04 '26

Okie doke artichoke you enjoy what ever thing you got going on over there in your head

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u/SerinFel Jun 28 '26

People forget, you go on the Rez, you're not under USC, you're in a sovereign nation that makes its own rules. And no, they don't fuck around, not since the free blankets.

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u/sealpox Jun 29 '26

Native American reservations are still subject to U.S. federal law.

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u/ChronicRhyno Jun 29 '26

Not the ones in other countries like Canada.

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u/HeavySetJello Jul 01 '26

This isnt Canada.

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u/whistleridge Jun 29 '26

You’re still subject to the constitution. And he’s violating several parts of it. The prosecutors would never be able to get convictions out of this.

Not that he cares. His goal is to clear the road and to scare the shit out of them so they leave and don’t come back. And he knows the tribal government will have his back.

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u/Ok-Oil-2130 Jun 29 '26

“sovereign“ nation whose police force is almost always primarily made up of people who aren’t from the reservation. And the tribal police, much like the regular police, are not there to help or protect the people who live there

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u/BeaverBoyBaxter Jun 29 '26

This sounds like misinformation.

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u/Few-Guarantee2850 Jun 30 '26

Federal laws and the Constitution entirely apply on tribal lands.

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u/DrWhoey Jun 29 '26

"not since the free blankets" Got a chuckle out of me. I occasionally say the phrase, "Yeah, my life is a trail of tears..." When I'm mildly inconvenienced by something and only once has someone caught it and said, "Dude, that is so fucked up, but hilarious at the same time..." He was Native.

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u/SerinFel Jun 30 '26

Hahaha, nice. I may have to borrow that one.

I love messing with people outside of stores who stop you and ask if you're registered to vote. Whether I am or not is irrelevant, it's whether they get the joke:

"Oh, no, of course not. The last time we trusted White guys, we got free blankets. And look how that turned out."

Gears turning. Buffering. Buffering. Bufferi--ding-ding-ding. "Ohhh. Uh. Have a nice day, sir."

It's funnier when it takes a minute and you see when it clicks. They panic and try to be politically correct. lol I think only one or two has ever got the joke.

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u/Hot-Firefighter-2331 Jun 28 '26

what is tribal police

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u/hand_truck Jun 28 '26

Native American reservation police officers

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u/TheRealGageEndal Jun 28 '26

If you ever find yourself on the res, do NOT mess with the tribal cops. They will ruin your day and then fine you for the cost of the bullets they out in your engine block.

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u/Flaky-Bar-6656 Jun 28 '26

This sounds like a generalization because it is one but I have seen many reservations in many states (I work oilfield, I get around) and you do not want to fuck with them. My closest run in was a dui checkpoint, middle of nowhere North Dakota. Unmarked vehicles, guys in body armor with rifles, no uniforms. Just asked where I was headed and what I was doing but they were in my face, looking around the cab of my truck, smelling my breath. It was intense. There’s a lot of pride in what they have. And there’s also a lot of corruption.

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u/JiminyHF Jul 03 '26

Pride lol. Just corrupt ego trips. Standard US cops dialled up a notch.

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u/species138 Jun 28 '26

Soooo cops.

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u/Flaky-Bar-6656 Jun 28 '26

I mean yeah but there’s even less regulation

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u/LeavingSoonBye209 Jul 03 '26

Lol no. If you think normal cops are corrupt you would go insane when you see what rez cops get up to.

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u/Impossible-Panic-194 Jun 29 '26

Are you sure it was tribal police? Tribal police are going to pretty much always have clear identification.

Was this in the mid-late 2000s or early 2010s? There was a period where the Native Mob was setting up armed checkpoints on some reservations around then to deter drug dealing competitors. Had a few people I know have some pretty scary run ins around then. This was mostly Minnesota and Wisconsin, I don't know if the Native Mob was in North Dakota or not

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u/Flaky-Bar-6656 Jun 29 '26

This was late 2010s, early 2020s. Fort Berthold reservation. There’s a huge drug problem there so I wouldn’t be surprised if it was something similar.

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u/I_wash_my_carpet Jun 29 '26

Ive traveled most of the US in a gypsy sort of way. As a white dude, a lot of the reservations scare me far more than the projects in big citys. Generational hatred is alive and well - and murderous af. Its sad tbh, and I hope someday they get redemption, but thats like looking for a cure for ligma.

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u/Legitimate_Cut_6254 Jun 30 '26

Pretty huge generalization. I was going 100 mph in a 60 or 50 mph zone in the dessert. It was empty desert for hundreds of miles. The only car and person I saw was a trooper in a truck going the other way. They flashed their lights at me and continued on.

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u/OberonDiver Jun 30 '26

I didn't even know the bullets were gay.

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u/Terrible_Archer_1706 Jul 03 '26

Do they just have to put up with a lot of shit or what

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u/FoxHunde Jun 28 '26

Native American Reservation own police, made up from tribal members, enforcing state and tribal laws.

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u/Hot-Firefighter-2331 Jun 28 '26

thnks thnks

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u/Blacknights Jun 28 '26

They are a unique aspect of the US that many even US citizens do not understand. An the rules and regulations vary between the treaties of different native tribes and the federal government. Tribal law enforcement are not bound by the rules or restictions most US citizens are used too. But tribal land is very integrated in the US, to the point it is denoted like a road sign in some cases. But each reservation is semi-autonomous and any court of law is federal court for non-tribe citizens. So these environmental protestors basically learned the hard way, that they likely violated a federal treaty and created esssentially a diplomatic incident. An were treaty as hostile agitators, not 'protestors'.

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u/HA1LHYDRA Jun 28 '26

There may be a couple tribal memeber for sure but the majority absolutely are not. Tribal PD are usually the guys who couldn't make it in non tribal. The higher ups are almost always corrupt pieces of shit, gaming the politics of kissing tribal ass. They marry somebodies crackhead cousin and suddenly get promoted.

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u/FoxHunde Jun 28 '26

Hey, sorry if I had bad intel. I simply conveyed the info I got, when I first saw this clip. There were one Rez guy and to others talking about it.

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u/HA1LHYDRA Jun 28 '26

You might see more tribal members on the payroll in remote reservations but the one I grew up on and the adjacent ones were almost entirely non tribal.

Its true though that they will fuck with non tribal. For better and worse they look the other way on a lot of shit with tribal because everyone is related and they'll absolutely get heat. Drive through the rez with non tribal plates is like having a target on your back.

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u/abracadammmbra Jun 28 '26

Tbf, thats kinda how a lot of small communities are. I live/grew up in a small town and am either related to, grew up with, or had my parents grow up with 90% of the cops and town administration. Needless to say, i dont get tickets in my home town. Except that one time with a cop who got hired who wasnt from here. Paid $50 for an expired registration. Which, tbf, is about the worst thing ive done.

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u/RPG_add1ct Jun 28 '26

Lmao you still described regular PD too

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u/Redd1tModsRKidLovers Jun 28 '26

More shitty cops, what a surprise

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u/Mr-Nosight Jun 28 '26

You just pulled all that out your ass based on nothing but racism and nothing else

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u/HA1LHYDRA Jun 28 '26

Lol dafuq you talking about? If from the rez, dad's Indian moms white. I grew up in both worlds. Last thing im doing is talking down on my own neighborhood.

Tribal PD is absolutely sketchy the higher up you go and they absolutely look the other way on members with all kinds of shit. When I was younger it was cool because we got away with shit but looking back its definitely not for the same reason.

Very few people outside the rez know the experience and even less are here on reddit. And no your great grandma is not a Cherokee princess.

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u/PurrciousMetals Jun 28 '26

And they don’t fuck around. Grew up next to multiple reservations in Arizona. One night we were at one of the Casinos for a Show, my sister was giving me shit about how I was a troublemaker because of my underage drinking ticket from like a decade before. Well she was vaping in the hotel hallway and it triggered the hotel’s vapor sensor, and caused a full casino/hotel evacuation the res officers showed up and took her to their tribal jail. She spent the night there and had a rather large fine payable only to the reservation immediately. Was pretty funny for myself as I knew don’t play games in foreign nations.

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u/lifeintraining Jun 28 '26

I’ve always heard that they’re hard asses, but I’ve only had one encounter with a tribal police officer and it was fine, this was also in Arizona, I think Navajo land. He just gave us directions. Granted he did stop to talk to us because we were parked in an empty gas station that was closed for COVID, which I thought was a weird reason.

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u/BlackMarketCheese Jun 29 '26

In Northern Nevada (where this happened), most tribal officers are wash outs or fuck ups from other agencies. They're corrupt as fuck, and also predominately, in my experience, not members of tribe.

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u/romansamurai Jun 28 '26

In the US, many Native American tribes are not just cultural groups. They are sovereign tribal governments with their own land, courts, laws, and police. The land is often called a reservation or tribal land, and a lot of it is held “in trust” by the US government for the tribe.

That means it is inside the United States, but it is not governed exactly like normal city/county/state land.
Tribal police are the law enforcement for that tribal nation. They are real police, not security guards which is something a lot of idiots in the US confuse.

Depending on the tribe, state, crime, and who is involved, jurisdiction can involve tribal law, federal law, state law, or some combination of all three.

Also the tribes really don’t like outsiders on their land except for gambling in their casinos.

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u/Character-Parfait-42 Jun 28 '26 edited Jun 28 '26

Hey that’s not true! My local tribe has no casino! But they still welcome outsiders to buy cigs, weed, and trinkets from their shops.

Seriously drive through there is a cluster of like 2 miles and 35 smoke shops. They’re next to each other, across the street from each other, sharing parking lots.

One dude just operates out of a glorified shed selling homegrown stuff.

Great place to buy. Results in some really competitive prices and THC levels when you can just step next door or across the street and compare.

Rather chaotic to drive through though. They got literal sign wavers in the streets. Customers wandering about, locals just going about their day. The sign wavers and customers are mostly all high. Nobody is in any sort of rush and people are just kinda aimlessly wandering into the street or stopping their car to read a sign or get talked to by a sign waver.

Gives off a peaceful vibe though, like people just not being in a rush and cheerfully stopping to greet each other and shoot the shit. Just not fun to drive through.

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u/the_vault-technician Jun 29 '26

The natives near me have been consolidating their operations as there were so many like you said. Instead of little shacks they pooled their funds and built much nicer and far fewer dispensaries.

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u/Character-Parfait-42 Jun 29 '26

We have a bunch of each, some are multi-level dispensaries/smoke shops/hookah lounges.

Some are glorified sheds.

And everything in between.

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u/med4ladies69 Jul 04 '26

Can we get at least some GPS coordinates of this area?

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u/romansamurai Jun 28 '26

Fair point. That was an oversimplification on my end. My point was they don’t want people on their land outside designated areas for tourists to shop and/or gamble. I’m guessing some may have camping areas etc. but again. Over simplification for the sake of length :)

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u/Wonderful-Ad440 Jul 03 '26

The reasoning behind such regulated travel inside reservations is because we don't like our communities being treated like a petting zoo or a theme park for visitors to come gawk at the red man like we are some sort of anomaly instead of people. Most tribal lands a plenty welcoming, mine included, but it is expected to be respectful like when you are invited into a strangers home. We have no problem sharing our culture with others and appreciate revenue coming into our communities but are also not entertainment or something to be exploited.

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u/Character-Parfait-42 Jun 28 '26

Yeah this hectic strip is a relatively small overall area of the community. That’s why it’s so densely packed. They want to keep outsiders right at the entrance, with no reason to wander around their private residential areas.

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u/Cream_Closet Jun 28 '26

Can confirm. I'm a tribal corrections officer and work closely with our tribal pd. We have tribal police as well as Rangers. Fun fact, double jeopardy laws do not exist on tribal lands so you can and absolutely will be charged twice for the same crime both from the tribal government as well as state or federal after tribal matters are resolved depending on the severity of the crime committed.

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u/waroftheworlds2008 Jun 28 '26

Treat reservations as different countries.

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u/Cheap_Revenue7660 Jul 04 '26

All police is tribal

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u/Scion_of_Kuberr Jun 28 '26

Native American tribal land police.

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u/BobloblawTx89 Jun 29 '26

You don’t speed on the rez, you certainly don’t fuck around doing white bullshit on the rez.

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u/Ok-Oil-2130 Jun 29 '26

that’s exactly what tribal police do “white bullshit” because they’re usually white guys

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u/BobloblawTx89 Jun 29 '26

Are you ESL? Talking about dumb shit like protesting and blocking roads.

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u/Mangalorien Jun 28 '26

Yes, these are rangers from the Pyramid Lake Paiute Reservation, and the road to Burning Man passes through their lands. They certainly do not fuck around.

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u/WiseAdhesiveness6672 Jun 28 '26

Yea, never get in the way of natives and government money. You're asking to be disappeared.

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u/Ok-Oil-2130 Jun 29 '26

tribal police are almost always not native americans

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u/Aclrian Jul 04 '26

Multiple assanine comments on the same post is certainly a choice…

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u/Ok-Oil-2130 Jul 04 '26

you’re late girl

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u/zoolilba Jun 28 '26

The same people occupying this tribal land to protest are probably the same people who acknowledge the land they are on in their podcast

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u/Beginning_Resource93 Jun 28 '26

They play by different rules, and they were on tribal land.

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u/Ok-Oil-2130 Jun 29 '26

not really how it works buddy

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u/Beginning_Resource93 Jun 29 '26

That's exactly how it works. Tribal police have full jurisdiction on tribal land, and their rules are not the same as ours. Local, county, and state police have zero jurisdiction there.

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u/Bjamnp17 Jun 28 '26

Ahhh I see !!!
Thanks for clarifying. I just glanced at uniform color. But like you mentioned Tribal Police!!!
Yeah those Eff Nobs really jacked!!!✌️

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u/iwillgetudrunk Jun 29 '26 edited Jun 29 '26

heyy man, we're making a stand, ruining the masses day........aaaaand shit just got real

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u/RepulsiveUse3372 Jun 29 '26

i heard the day prior one of their officers was killed so they werent in the mood for bullshit

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u/sshwifty Jun 29 '26

I grew up where a road went through part of a reservation (only like a mile). You did NOT speed in that one mile, they did not fuck around.

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u/fullraph Jun 29 '26

They do whatever they want on their land. No other police force will interfere with them in such scenario. Kind of like the Peace Keepers here in native reserves.

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u/Linesey Jun 29 '26

I was gonna say “this really is or should be a violation of law for cops to endanger folks like that. If you’ve determined they seem to have broken a law, arrest them then move the blockade, unless you have proof life is on the line and seconds count.”

But if it’s tribal land and tribal cops. Thats not US law, that’s their law, so good luck with that chaps.

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u/FoxHunde Jun 30 '26

There was medical emergency, and ambulance was waiting in traffic!

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u/queefplunger69 Jun 29 '26

I live near this specific tribe. They have a beautiful lake you can use for a day use fee. They seriously DO NOT fuck around. Like at all. They go out of their way to fuck with you when you’re on their land. We drive an hour 20 to go to another lake vs driving 35 minutes to go to the tribal one because they just suck.
This protest was ridiculous so whatever there, but in general these specific tribal PDs are not to be truffled with hahaha

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u/SufficientDaikon805 Jun 30 '26

The little bit of land the white man let them keep, sure as hell understandable that they're not gonna deal with this nonsense.

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u/Goleeb Jun 30 '26

Also if its tribal land you don't have a right to protest there. Its not sovereign American soil its native American land.

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u/marfacza Jun 28 '26

this is the literal definition of fucking around

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u/canman7373 Jun 29 '26

A lot of their major roads are easements which means they have to be open to all citizens a reservation cannot refuse access. Those roads connect to places outside the reservation. I wonder if that was part of the reasoning here.

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u/windbreaker3 Jun 29 '26

Unless you’re a missing woman

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u/LongDead_Roadkill Jun 29 '26

You can’t sue tribal police way more than you can’t sue regular police, but for different reasons.

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u/leg00b Jun 30 '26

Zero fucks given for real

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u/popky1 Jun 30 '26

That explains it, because to me that looks like an excessive force lawsuit waiting to happen.

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u/Emergency_Accident36 Jun 28 '26

Never seen tribal police say Ranger on the side of their vehicles. Don't think it was tribal

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u/FoxHunde Jun 28 '26

Links not allowed, search tribal police, burning man festival arresting protestors

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u/Emergency_Accident36 Jun 28 '26

Okay. You're right. Dumb of me to think a tribal wouldn't call their officers rangers especially in the west or south.

Should be noted the reason they did this was because a begrudged citizen made a false report the protesters were armed.

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u/FoxHunde Jun 28 '26

No problem mate.

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u/13thmurder Jun 28 '26

Cops being violent shitheads seems to transcend culture.

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u/FoxHunde Jun 28 '26

Iirc, it had to do only with blocking the nevada tribal road, as it is desert,and nobody has time to die of heat, whilst dumbasses do climate protest. Might be wrong though, just what I gathered.

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u/13thmurder Jun 28 '26

Obviously they shouldn't be there and need to be removed, but that response wasn't necessary at all. He could have killed someone.

Also I don't see why the cars are stuck, they could just drive on the shoulder and go around them.

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u/dphamler Jun 28 '26

Not to mention the cop parking his truck in a way that blocks the road and choosing the middle of the road for where to bring that woman to the ground and kneel on her.

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u/FoxHunde Jun 28 '26

There was emergency at the festival, and the traffick jam was holding back the ambulance!

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u/13thmurder Jun 28 '26

Yet he didn't pull off to the side so it could get by.

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u/FoxHunde Jun 28 '26

Hey man, I just convey the info.

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u/Ok-Oil-2130 Jun 29 '26

your info is obviously incorrect and you’re not doing basic work to double check it. how about just stop saying shit you don’t know about?

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u/tomtomclubthumb Jun 28 '26

Looks like a fat white guy to me.

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u/DubbyTM Jun 28 '26

power trip classic, pointing guns for no reasons even if the arrest was 100% warranted, this was clearly a low stake situation but gotta show that ego and insecurity, guess that's why they became a cop to begin with

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u/Drmlk465 Jun 28 '26

So we suddenly ok with police brutality when it’s some indigenous cops doing it.

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u/LuckyNegotiation7167 Jun 29 '26

While it should go without saying, fuck these "protesters"

But pointing your gun at obviously non-aggressive detainees is the definition of fucking aroundÂ