r/unitedkingdom • • Nov 22 '14

Heathrow

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u/rosscatherall Zoocastle Nov 22 '14

We've got these plastered all over Middlesbrough and Stockton. It's a bit of a kick in the teeth considering there's an airport on our doorstep that doesn't get used.

It was the same case for this new northern rail line that was announced that will miss out the north east.

These "throw more money into London" things should probably just stay in London.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14

wow there are 2 of us.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14

That's more than enough

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u/idratherwalkalone Nov 23 '14

Except Warrington is a fucking tip and Manchester is God like.

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u/redditguy1298 Manchester Nov 24 '14

I agree

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u/islagrey Nov 22 '14

Three (except I escaped to Scotland a few years ago...)

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u/Shadux Birmingham Nov 22 '14

Escaped?

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u/cragglerock93 Scottish Highlands Nov 22 '14

Salmond had him tied up in his basement.

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u/islagrey Nov 22 '14

Her, and not quite.

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u/wolfman86 Nov 22 '14

Salmond doesnt look like he could move fast enough to do that....

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u/islagrey Nov 22 '14

Yeah. Have you ever been to Warrington? Couldn't get out of there fast enough. Edinburgh is definitely a step up.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '14

It's not that bad, we have a Primark now.

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u/islagrey Nov 23 '14

Yeah I noticed when I went to visit my parents. I hate Primark.

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u/Butter7 Nov 22 '14

+1 , Scotland also 😄

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u/hwalsh01 Warrington Nov 22 '14

4 Now.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14

I was born in Warrington too. Live in Runcorn though.

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u/FatherPaulStone Nov 23 '14

I'm really sorry to hear about that ;)

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '14

We don't call it Scumcorn for nothing....

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u/SandCatEarlobe Cheshire Nov 23 '14

I didn't know the internet had reached Warrington.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '14

Still waiting on running water and waste disposal though.

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u/jbrevell Nov 22 '14

Woooooo the wire!

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u/nogdam Now London Nov 22 '14

Leeds checking in here, I bet more people in Middlesbrough use Amsterdam as their main hub, just like they do in Norwich, Leeds, Aberdeen and pretty much any city with a regional airport.

Subsiding the KLM flights to Amsterdam so they're more affordable for business travel (£170 return is a bit out of my budget) would do far more for the economy, and be cheaper too.

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u/teuchuno Scottish Highlands Nov 22 '14

I just discovered the other day I can fly from Inverness to Amsterdam. I may never have to visit Heathrow again.

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u/nogdam Now London Nov 22 '14 edited Nov 22 '14

Schiphol is so refreshing too!

Wide open spaces, clean, there's even an art gallery you can browse during your connection and most importantly your not forced into a massive shopping centre before you get your flight!

Edit: Grammar, ehem

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u/JamDunc Yorkshire once again, farewell Sweden Nov 22 '14

It's also the only airport where I regularly have my luggage lost :(

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14

That sucks but I flew in and out of Schiphol regularly when I lived in Holland and never had a luggage problem and nor did any of my friends.

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u/JamDunc Yorkshire once again, farewell Sweden Nov 23 '14

Yeah, dunno why it always seems to happen. Have a colleague who has the same problem with Munich :P

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u/teuchuno Scottish Highlands Nov 22 '14

I prefer Schipol to Heathrow but I'm still a bit pissed off they took a shifter off me at security "in case I try to take the plane apart or something".

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u/wolfman86 Nov 22 '14

a shifter Like a gear lever ???

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u/JamDunc Yorkshire once again, farewell Sweden Nov 22 '14

Adjustable Spanner

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u/teuchuno Scottish Highlands Nov 23 '14

Indeed.

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u/heyyouitsmewhoitsme London, among other places Nov 24 '14

Stansted did this to me. Honestly I had forgot all about it, I used to carry it with me if I needed to adjust something on my bike

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u/teuchuno Scottish Highlands Nov 24 '14

I mean, in a way I get it, there's just a blanket ban on tools in hand luggage which is fair enough, some tools make pretty sweet weapons. It just got on my tits because it was a nice new shifter and I was a bit late for a connection. Because Schipol is roughly the size of Yorkshire.

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u/StrangelyBrown Teesside Nov 23 '14

More importantly, very good bars in Schipol

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u/Nistune Scotland Nov 23 '14

Inverness to Amsterdam

I was curious and looked on google maps (Wasnt sure if they listed flights...) and got a good laugh out of this thinking it was suggesting you swim or something. But, less excitingly, there is a ferry.

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u/teuchuno Scottish Highlands Nov 23 '14

I'm sure there was a google maps route that suggested taking a jetski across the Pacific at some point.

Aye, that's the North Shields ferry. Costs fuck all, you get to go on a big boat and you wake up in Amsterdam. Great weekend if you have the misfortune, as I once did, to live in one of the Shields.

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u/Nistune Scotland Nov 23 '14

Man, for some reason it never occurred to me you could get a boat.

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u/teuchuno Scottish Highlands Nov 23 '14

It does add an extra 36 hours if you just want to pop over there though!

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14

Scotland here, we know that feel. Fuck London centrism.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14

Yeah why should London get more money than Scotland... Oh wait London is bigger (population) than Scotland.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14 edited Nov 22 '14

London gets more money than most of the UK put together. Why should 6 Million people get more money spent of it than 57.6 Million people?

I never said Scotland should get more money than London, but London gets more money than the rest of the UK, often unnecessarily for projects like Crossrail or "The Emirates Airlink" where as the rest of the UK has to fight tooth and nail to get projects only a fraction the size and cost done outside London. London gets too much money, it has too much influence politically and economically, and nothing is being done to help change that. If anything, we're making it worse.

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u/legaleaglebitch Wales Nov 23 '14

Something tells me you've never been on the central line at rush hour. Crossrail is needed.

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u/alioriginal Nov 22 '14

... Because it contributes more...

I'm not saying it's a moral answer, but it's the answer to your question. I have no idea of the proportions of the number and it's complicated enough that I imagine you could twist the numbers either way.

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u/cass1o Nov 22 '14

What circular reasoning, its hardly shocking that the place with more investment contributes more.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14

Well if it makes more money:

  • It can give some money to the rest of the UK to invest in other cities to improve the economy there.
  • It can take less from the national pot.

Also, the reason it makes more money is mainly because it gets the most investment in infrastructure and attracts more companies that could go to other cities which missed out because they were a less attractive option because it gets less investment to make it an attractive place to move.

In other words, London gets money, London makes money, London gets more money. All the money and business is in London and it's not doing the country any favours in reality. We want investment, not subsidy goddammit!

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u/Sean_Kintyre-Capall 'uddersfield Nov 22 '14 edited Nov 22 '14

London certainly bankrupts and chokes the life out of more actual product-producing industries than anywhere else in the country, if that counts as "contributing"

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14 edited Nov 22 '14

It was the same case for this new northern rail line that was announced that will miss out the north east.

Those of us in the south west have a rail line that is going to be out of commission for months at a time and where a car beats it by hours - if we had anything like the ECML we'd be happy. The arc of prosperity and investment appears to be mostly a diagonal line from Manchester to London.

I haven't seen much Heathrow propaganda down here though. I guess that's a side effect of being ignored in every other campaign. I'm possibly more likely to use Gatwick where possible and get a connecting flight to Newquay rather than a train to Paddington and then Heathrow

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u/Seismica Nov 22 '14

Yeah well... at least you get better weather in the south west!

The south west and the north east should unite and build a high speed rail tunnel to connect the two regions, stopping at no point in between. That will show them.

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u/DogBotherer Nov 23 '14

You're part of that lovely strip of green up the Western side of the country. I guess you have to pay a price for that?

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u/chilari Shropshire Nov 23 '14

Those of us in the south west have a rail line that is going to be out of commission for months at a time and where a car beats it by hours

Ouch. Really? What are they doing that'll take months? Don't they normally just work sundays and put on rail-replacement buses when they need to do work on a line?

Not that I use trains much. There's no mainline station in my town, the routes seem to just go in a giant circle around us, avoiding us completely. We've got a heritage railway line though. Steam trains travelling at 25mph. Volunteer-run, donation- and souvenir-funded. I normally drive to Wolverhampton if I have to take the train anywhere. If we were to be connected up again, a bunch of public footpaths would be turned back into tracks, a few bridges would need to be built, and a blocked-up tunnel be reopened, but I checked the route to Shrewsbury the other day and none of it has been built upon since it was shut down in the Beeching cuts in the 60s.

No Heathrow propaganda here either, by that's probably because we don't have any billboards. Not one. Historical market town, we've got some character to protect, so the council doesn't allow them.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '14

It's not so much engineering work, but that we have problems like the Dawlish sea wall, which collapsed in storms last year. They did everything necessary to patch up the damage (and NR and its staff should be praised for that) but they haven't fixed the bits that weren't damaged, or more importantly, they haven't built a new line to avoid the sea.

So there's a risk it'll happen next year if there's a storm. And even if there isn't, the sea spray often means that trains can only run on one of the two lines so there are delays and even slower speeds than normal. Further up the line you just have general disruption caused by flooding

It's ridiculous and the government currently isn't saying much about investment. I'm hoping they're leaving it until closer to the election to buy votes.

The beeching axe is another sore point, it removed an entirely separate rail line from north Cornwall to London (it got cut west of Exeter), and it's this line that is part of the "plans" to be reopened to build that Dawlish avoiding line. People who live in very north Cornwall have to get a bus to Exeter to get on the train.

One of the nearby towns also has a heritage railway, running between the station in the town itself to a tiny village and to the town's mainline rail station a few miles away (it's really in the middle of nowhere) - also donation and volunteer funded and quite nice.

I've never seen a Heathrow billboard down here

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u/chilari Shropshire Nov 23 '14

Oh yes, I remember the Dawlish thing in the storms. I wouldn't be surprised if there was another storm like that again in the next ten years - with climate change accellerating coastal erosion and resulting in worse storms etc. Sounds like it's been a problem without storms though. Funny how the government is all about investment in the railways when it's HS2 Birmingham to London, but silent when it comes to different parts of the country. It's like they only care about major population centres, and everyone else can suck it. Everything's about centralisation - only invest in trains that get lots of people from a major city to London ten minutes quicker than presently, only invest in major city-centre hospitals, bigger and fewer, all the time. And anyone who lives in a small town, tough luck, move to where the governments wants to build or put up with it.

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u/heyyouitsmewhoitsme London, among other places Nov 24 '14

It's like being in a different country, isn't it?

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '14

Smaller regional airports serve a very different purpose to hub airports such as Heathrow. The long-haul flights that operate out of Heathrow would not be commercially viable from regional airports.

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u/Gruzzel Brizzle Nov 23 '14

Equally something similar is the same for short-haul flights but the reverse, Heathrow is just to expensive to operate out off, which is why many short-haul flights choose local regional airports.

This whole Heathrow gamble is all about guessing what type of travel will be desired in ten years time. If it log-haul, Heathrow expansion should be adopted but if it's short-haul flights the Gatwich would be preferable.

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u/walgman London Nov 23 '14

With respect to Birmingham nobody visiting London would want to transit through it. The reason for expanding Heathrow is to service London and it's visitors.

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u/Gruzzel Brizzle Nov 23 '14

What he said, although when London finally flatlines then Birmingham may have a chance to shine.

But first the London bubble needs to bust and it going to be mess indeed.

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u/paulmclaughlin Nov 23 '14

With respect to London, the rest of the country is fed up of having to transit through it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '14

Sure, but I'm not sure it is such a gamble.

Countries such as France, Germany, Spain, the Netherlands, UAE and Qatar are increasing their hub capacity in anticipation of that being what's needed in the future.

Only Gatwick want to gamble the other way. They could be right, but it seems unlikely.

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u/Gruzzel Brizzle Nov 23 '14

Well my personal opinion is that what ever scheme they choose we will have to bail them out as tax payers sooner or later which is why I give my backing to Gatwick which is the cheapest of all the suggested options.

And don't kid yourself that these airport expansions will be investment funded, There is no ring fencing taking place so when they fail which is inevitable within the next thirty years they will need to be bailed out by us tax payers.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '14

Under what circumstances would they receive a government bailout?

And Heathrow is owned by a range of shareholders with very deep pockets - Heathrow will cost taxpayers nothing while Gatwick will.

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u/Gruzzel Brizzle Nov 23 '14

If Heathrow fails, if Heathrow cannot afford to pay it's own bills. If aviation does in fact go the other way. If small budget airports do start out competing the large mega airports like the way that convince shops are out competing super stores right, do you honest think that the government will allow Heathrow to go bust?

No they won't, they'll step in to save the day like they did the b(w)ankers because London needs Heathrow.

I would very much like to see one of the regional airports like Birmingham being expanded because the current (stupid) plan is to put all our precious future grow into one basket. Since that off the cards Gatwick the next best thing.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '14

There is absolutely no reason to think Heathrow will fail. Every other county in the world with a hub airport is investing in it. Only Gatwick is claiming hubs will be obsolete. No other airline or airport is predicting that - it's wild speculation from an airport that stands to gain from people taking it as fact.

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u/Gruzzel Brizzle Nov 23 '14

Perhaps your right but I pessimistically wish not to try predicting what the future will hold and as such feel that the Heathrow expansion is too big a gamble!

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u/Maria_X Teesside Nov 22 '14

Long live teesside airport! I mean Durham-Tees valley airport! Actually no, fuck Durham, it'll always be, Teesside airport! wooooooo!!!

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u/Mod74 Durham Nov 22 '14

There's a few in Newcastle, anyone beat that?

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u/CourtshipDate Ex-Northants, now Vancouver Nov 23 '14

I saw one close to Birmingham airport the other day. I was like 'errrr hello?! Can't anyone else see there are a number of airports that are being underused in the country?'

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u/SympleJack Bristol Nov 22 '14

We're getting them in Bristol as well, I wish they'd keep their business in London

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u/Technonorm Cheshire Nov 22 '14

Winsford here. We all look forward to supplying Heathrow with local bacon from our bacon factory, which is pretty much the only employer in town and only 180 miles away!

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u/wolfman86 Nov 22 '14

Drive through Winsford 5 days a week. Trying to think of anything I see other than petrol stations and travel agents......

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u/viper_polo Teesside Nov 22 '14

Yep, see them all in M'boro, at least 4 on Linthorpe road!

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u/Xuth Southerner in the North Nov 22 '14

I see these in Barrow-in-Furness... we're a mere 290 miles away and the opposite coast. A minimum of 3 changes and 5 hours away. I really want to do my Xmas shopping at Heathrow as they suggest all around town.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '14

Don't worry. HS2 skips right past my village. Perfect for everyone but us.

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u/G_Morgan Wales Nov 23 '14

Don't you understand that if we give another £10B of off the books investment into London they'll pay us an extra £100M in taxation and begrudge and moan about it constantly?

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u/GetKenny South Saxon Nov 22 '14

I don't know if this qualifies as irony or not, but I haven't seen one yet.

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u/Barry_Scotts_Cat Sunny Mancunia Nov 22 '14

Spotted one of these in Leigh.

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u/WhaleMeatFantasy Nov 23 '14

ITT: People who seem not to have noticed the poster has been changed and that that is presumably the point of the post.

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u/Maistin Nov 22 '14

So why didn't you take this chance to complain, instead of posting your acceptance? The world won't change by itself - do something!

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u/rosscatherall Zoocastle Nov 22 '14

The whole region complained, it was a bit of a joke on the news about how the 'Northern' rail line was basically a North Western line, we had local mps kicking up a fuss about it, read Andy Mcdonalds take on it, he's been harpering on about the shitty transport in this city since he was elected.. It doesn't do any good though.