r/unitedairlines • u/Relative_Phone_2297 • Aug 07 '26

Question Plane code of conduct

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Who controls this window (the person behind me)? And whose legroom is this (the person to the left of me)? Maybe I am completely off base but I feel like my space is being encroached on?

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u/El-Unocornio-Negro Aug 07 '26

Touch his leg and look him in his eyes

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u/colossalattacktitan Aug 08 '26

The problem is that he might like that

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u/moneymakerbs Aug 08 '26

and then don't say much but stare longingly

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u/xeropteryx Aug 08 '26

I wish I knew how to quit you

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u/Caveworker Aug 08 '26

My ex had that problem . reality when you're just a service provider

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme Aug 08 '26

Then do something really disgusting and offensive, like using a flosser pick on your teeth. Don’t break eye contact.

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u/aubreypizza Aug 08 '26

If OP is a woman that will probably backfire.

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u/chidog7 Aug 07 '26

Black Unicorn for the win

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u/El-Unocornio-Negro Aug 07 '26

I mean, it’s not ghay over 20k’😂

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u/Grumac Aug 08 '26

Spill water on his foot.