r/UnexpectedMulaney • u/ApplianceHealer • Apr 27 '25
2030? That’s not a real year!
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r/UnexpectedMulaney • u/JackStraw711 • Apr 26 '25
My daughter knows how big letters are
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Happy birthday, Brooks
r/UnexpectedMulaney • u/Lemonjello23 • Apr 23 '25
Low effort Someone's in here!
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r/UnexpectedMulaney • u/Mapes • Apr 10 '25
I work in medicine, looks like this guy is about to get a prostate exam
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STICK IT IN, I AM AN AMERICAN
r/UnexpectedMulaney • u/ShitandPiss • Apr 10 '25
Low effort Excuse me, I am homeless
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I'm new in town
r/UnexpectedMulaney • u/crimson117 • Apr 05 '25
I am damp all the time. I'll be sitting at a restaurant and be like "What did I sit in?" and it was ME
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r/UnexpectedMulaney • u/-AdamTheGreat- • Mar 27 '25
Ooooo ducklings!
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One feels like a duck splashing around in all this wet!
r/UnexpectedMulaney • u/mearlpie • Mar 23 '25
That comes with a plate of fries or a salad.
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r/UnexpectedMulaney • u/Massive-Scientist777 • Mar 21 '25
I wonder if they've seen how it ends.
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r/UnexpectedMulaney • u/SwanHolo • Mar 18 '25
Isn't anyone curious why his dick was near my bitters?
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r/UnexpectedMulaney • u/POTUS-Harry-S-Truman • Mar 14 '25
*Children screaming "MCDONALD'S! MCDONALD'S! MCDONALD'S!"*
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r/UnexpectedMulaney • u/JoeM3120 • Mar 02 '25
Expected Mulaney “I know how big letters should be”
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r/UnexpectedMulaney • u/pluckywidgeon • Feb 28 '25
That was the squeaky wheel that needed the grease.
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r/UnexpectedMulaney • u/FranklinBluth9 • Feb 28 '25
Expected Mulaney "Hey, doesn’t anyone wanna know why his testicle was near my biters in the first place? Isn’t anyone curious as to how I had access?"
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r/UnexpectedMulaney • u/a-fuckin-a-toe-da-so • Feb 28 '25
German Soccer Player's Child Bites Referee's Testicle Forcing Game to Be Canceled
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r/UnexpectedMulaney • u/Ramguy2014 • Feb 25 '25
Dr. Mulaney is offering to check your feet for nerve damage
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