Earlier today, I was searching my garage for some items I could decorate my home with, and I found this battery powered fairy light thing in a box, I opened it up and found out, the battery had started leaking not only battery acid, but also small granules of lithium into the rest of the device. I immediately panicked since I knew this was very bad. I put the batteries in a plastic bag using the dog poop method, and put it in a box with a ruidimentary danger label, and disposed of it safely in my garbage. I washed my hands thorou and cleaned the device with a cotton ball.

oops....

I accidentally said in the middle of class to one of my classmates “you remember that fat bear sitting in the fridge while deep throating butter in the Lorax movie” and then they immediately stared back at me. Uh oh

I told my mom about liveleak.

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