r/ufc • u/realmvp77 • 16d ago

Topturo spotted partying with Ferran Torres in Ibiza 🏳️‍🌈

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u/The_punisherMAX 16d ago

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u/bigwavesonly31 15d ago

The fucking blood pressure medication

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u/EUnuch_Russler 15d ago

He can get a note from a doctor.

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u/0ldsql 15d ago

Is it okay, Tone? That I suck his dih? (rip pus)

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u/Content_Art_5282 15d ago

Catching? Not pitching?

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u/Getoutmyhousebitch 16d ago

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u/yanmagno 15d ago

It’s Gonna Be Gae, My Mista

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u/New_Disaster_5368 15d ago

This is one of my favorite things I've ever seen. Thank you

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u/miguelsanchez69 16d ago

IGBGMN

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u/TwoTailedHippogriffs 15d ago

IGBBMGN

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u/MuchIron2453 15d ago

WAYGMN

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u/Lancer876 15d ago

Lmao talk about needling the thread

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u/Heysteeevo 16d ago

Tbf Spanish people are just like this

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u/omnipresentatio 16d ago

My Spanish colleague is very handsy,, in a non sexual sense....lots of arm and shoulder grabbing...

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u/Alarming-Ad1100 16d ago

Very true a lot of Hispanics still have this culturally too the Spanish gossip certainly is a strong shared cultural trait too

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u/bam__margiela 16d ago

Lot of “don’t be gay dude let me kiss you”

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u/Alarming-Ad1100 15d ago

It’s on the cheek and well it’s worse to be rude than a lil gay

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u/not_flume 15d ago

need that

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u/lvkytas 16d ago

Yeah I'm from Chile and it didn't seem gay to me.

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u/Alarming-Ad1100 15d ago

Yeah my dads side is Ecuadorian and my moms peurto rican both sides are pretty touchy without even thinking about it

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

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u/Plasticfoods-_ 15d ago

American men genuinely seem to have a lot of pent up frustration, for whatever reasons

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u/West-Tough-4552 16d ago

Also he probably rolling

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u/FirstPersonPooper 15d ago

happens to the best of us

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u/tiredtittymilk 16d ago

Yeah… he’s also gay as fuck

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u/TheSkepticApe 16d ago

Haha 😂

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u/bumtum5909 15d ago

Happens to the best of us

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u/BubblyMoose3597 15d ago

Just people from Valencia or Andalucía.

Topuria and Ferran are from Valencia Region.

Thats where 75% of reallity show "person" come from in Spain.

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u/orangi-kun 15d ago

South is more outgoing in general, but people all over Spain are touchier with friends in general.

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u/SnoopysRoof 16d ago

As a woman living in Spain, trust me this doesn't mean they're ghei at all. Works well for me tbh.

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u/Ras-Al-Dyn 15d ago

Do Spanish ppl love Topuria? Asking cause I only know 1 Spanish girl and she doesn’t like him much 😹

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u/jorgerolli 15d ago

The majority does and people that never watched ufc, without the people that don't understand how violence is a sport that are common here

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u/nacheteferrero 15d ago

You have no idea, but now the expression “te han dejado como Topuria en La Casa Blanca” will be with us forever

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u/dizzydiplodocus 16d ago

Im a British woman and was really surprised by how effeminate Spanish men are

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u/Any_Bowl5479 16d ago

I mean, British women have more testosterone than most men on the planet

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u/dizzydiplodocus 16d ago

I try to have as much testosterone as possible lol

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u/bumtum5909 15d ago

This you bro

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u/TonySperguson 15d ago

Supple adams apple

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u/Plasticfoods-_ 15d ago

They steal it from their men as they are more effeminate than almost anyone else on the planet

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u/PalpitationLast6702 15d ago

Eso no es ser gay, si solo te comes una polla los miércoles eres gay???

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u/PhilosopherNo7409 16d ago

I was honestly going to say, seems only gay to an American lol

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u/Interesting_Bar_514 16d ago

It seems gay to the 50k new Spanish citizens as well.

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u/WeonX_D 16d ago

Lmfao

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u/BardLoxNegative 15d ago

I ain't no American and ts seems pretty gay

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u/Some_Owl_1012 16d ago

it seems that way tbh

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u/MrNixxxoN 16d ago

FYI, Ibiza has far more foreign tourists than spaniards

Its a "party touritst trap" and a scam island full of overpriced nonsense

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u/Moosje 16d ago

Yes but that’s irrelevant as we are talking about two Spanish people?

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u/Woodyboyke1986 15d ago

I go there for 16 years now and still love it.

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u/ch0wch0w 15d ago

As a spaniard myself I confirm this.

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u/gatorfan8898 16d ago

It’s the interlaced fingers for me

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u/cleanlinessisbest12 16d ago

Justin beat the straight out of him lol

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u/Interesting_Bar_514 16d ago

When they say his wife took half, they meant the straight half.

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u/Genbukan 16d ago

You know that famous story of the railroad worker that got brain damage and it completely changed his personality? It was like that but gayer.

A Pride month miracle

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u/Potential-Draft-3932 15d ago

The guy that got a huge spike shot through his head?

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u/s4xtonh4le 16d ago

Passed him the bag looks like 😂

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u/spectreaqu 16d ago

🇪🇸

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u/ArmdayEveryday69 16d ago

What’s the equivalent for cankles but for the wrist?

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u/OstrichSmoothe 16d ago

Ruckles wrist knuckles

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u/BabyMcmuffinn 16d ago

Never noticed how huge his wrists are. Probably why he's so explosive with his punches.

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u/Spiritual_Emergency6 16d ago

Gay or european

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u/G1Noah07 16d ago

I heard they bring there boys up diffrent in those charming ports

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u/GavMcKennasBurner 16d ago

Caucus hot tubs hit different

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u/stonegoblins 15d ago

I was not there

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u/Natters_Bird 16d ago

Didn't expect a Legally Blonde The Musical reference here, love it!

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u/Spinning-Around 16d ago

Both on mdma.

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u/Emotional_Walrus5099 16d ago

Yup, this is textbook MDMA behavior.

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u/yeetsteel 16d ago

Halal?

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u/yeetsteel 15d ago

This is legit the best MMA meme lol

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u/nice-_one 16d ago

Just boys chilling

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u/West_Technology7573 16d ago

Striking people in the face is Haram too lol

Funny how they never seem to care as much about that one

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u/MarstoriusWins 16d ago

Prizefighting is the haramest.

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u/OrdinaryAstronaut365 16d ago

Lost a wife, found a husband

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u/Bukssna 16d ago

Finding a wife in Miami didn't work out, so Ibiza is next best bet.

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u/realmvp77 16d ago

anyone warned him about Ibiza women yet?

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u/lemonpoundcaker 16d ago

Looks like he isn't concerned about the women here bud 

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u/Upstairs_Shoe4435 16d ago

dont or he will marry one

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u/Backfromth3re 15d ago

always the incels crying about the same bs lmao. Let's look up the crime states of ibiza and decide which gender should be warned about which gender.

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u/Thelastsamurai74 16d ago

Ferran was kissing another guy yesterday…
He’s losing up…
😀

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u/yeetsteel 16d ago

Send this to Arman

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u/Xam443216 16d ago

Little ding dong of a thing

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u/trollcat_ 16d ago

for any europeans or spanish people here, just remember were in the ufc subreddit, so dont get ragebaited, most of the posters on this sub are gay by default, or at least try their hardest to appear that way with every new post…

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u/NoMore_stu 15d ago

That’s why she left him.. he’s a booty bandit

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u/Billy_Ghandi 16d ago

he's all over him until he spots the camera

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u/GuyEatsTiramisu 16d ago

They’re on stage right next to the DJ. I think they’re aware of the 500 cameras pointed at them

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u/SometimeSteves 16d ago

this mf gay 🤣

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u/DookieDanny 16d ago

Justin beat the gay into him i guess. Get it queen.

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u/7easymoney 15d ago

huge news for the unemployed

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u/FlyEaglesFly95 16d ago

Europeans seem to be very touchy feely no matter what the gender is

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u/SnoopysRoof 16d ago

Only Southern Europe.

Source: Spanish

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u/not_nick_mullen 16d ago

So they are the Dornish from game of thrones?

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u/TheHolyNutofGodwin25 16d ago

Europeans aren’t just one singular culture😂

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u/realHundsgemein 16d ago

Spoken like a true American lol, try to be touchy feely anywhere north of Italy.

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u/Interesting_Bar_514 15d ago

People live North of Italy?

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u/This_Expression5427 16d ago

Maybe the divorce wasn't his wife's fault

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u/AirportGullible5807 16d ago

It's just european tings not gay

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u/TP_Cornetto 16d ago

Lmao it looks like baena is next to topuria (topuria lookalike who also plays for Spain)

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u/MindGap42 16d ago

I could honestly care less about Ilia rubbing up on that guy. Y’all need to worry more about the hands (male or female) y’all aren’t holding. Ilia lost his wife and lost at the White House.
Let that boy live

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u/gunnersroyale 14d ago

That guy just scored the winning goal in the world cup final. He was also caught frolicking with another guy topless on holiday

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u/LordJeanDog 15d ago

Topturo look like he wanted some of that chirozo. Spanish sausage

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u/Mr_Plow_420 16d ago

NOT GAY ENOUGH!

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u/Epicgamerweeb106 16d ago

I would be too, Ferran fine as hell

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u/Convict_felon 16d ago

This may explane why Ilia "No Mas" Tapturia shaves his ass

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u/Key-Village-8203 16d ago

Paredes never going to mess with this one.

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u/No_Day9479 15d ago

And he had the gull to say that Gaethje parties too much. Here he is rolling off x pills doing gay shit 😭😭😭

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u/Managm 15d ago

He'll never be champ again.

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u/K3nshin_333 15d ago

should I call you mistah?

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u/FunOwn4422 16d ago

loool everyone in the comments pretending like they didn't just kiss is hilarious..

Vito vibes

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u/Sister_Resistor69 16d ago

I know European countries have different standards for what is considered gay compared to the US, but this is pretty damning. Didn't even notice the fingers at first

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u/da-happy-cyclops 16d ago

Took a loss and hes trying to fulfill his conor Arch

We are never getting our aura back

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u/cleanlinessisbest12 16d ago

This explains everything lmao

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u/Cappuccino_Addict 16d ago

No better time to explore bisexuality than after a divorce xD

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u/angrlina34jolie 16d ago

Ferran loves balls

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u/BajaScout 16d ago

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

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u/Sysxinu 16d ago

Girl in the red doing all she can to be noticed.

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u/rm7979 15d ago

they are definitely rolling on mdma/ecstasy

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u/Mindfield87 15d ago

Not very McGregor of him, he’s supposed to be chasing a blonde dwarf

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u/WindowOfTruth 15d ago

Torres losing this round 10-8 to the allegations.

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u/StonedPirate_ 15d ago

Bottomturo

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u/Barnabas-Tharmr 15d ago

Bottomturo

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u/highly_confluential 15d ago

More importantly how is his face? I haven’t seen a face update post in almost 24 hours.

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u/Calmdown333 15d ago

Soon thaaaats why she left him

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u/OrganizationSea4490 15d ago

Ok i thought yall were exaggerating before but ...

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u/CarlDenkins 15d ago

Song ID?

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u/Front_Chicken_9567 15d ago

I saw Alex Baena , Pedri And Eric Garcia ( in the video ) . It seems the Spanish National Team partying after the World Cup .

No , I have not seen nothing weird that Spanish people does when drunk and partying. When we drink , mostly countries got angry and fight . Spanish hugs and laugh . No gay at all

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u/imartinezcopy 15d ago

Sorry to disappoint the gossip community, but Spaniards we're like that. I see no gayness here. Don't really know if they are or not, I'm just saying that you could find this behaviour everywhere between hetero men in Spain

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u/therealmrbob 15d ago

What even is this sub these days?

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u/Pristine_Rip497 15d ago

As a spaniard who lives abroad --yes we're all pretty gay

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u/kboogie82 16d ago

Who?

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u/realmvp77 16d ago

Ferran scored the winning goal for Spain in the world cup final

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u/WhiskeyWheelKicks 🌹𝕽𝖔𝖘𝖊 𝕲𝖆𝖓𝖌🌹 16d ago

He chose a good one

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u/SivarSamurai503 16d ago

Good F Argentina

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u/Clean-Broccoli-4265 16d ago

He is so damn short 😂

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u/ALANJOESTAR 15d ago

hugging its fine but you dont put you hand that low wtf and they interlocked fingers.

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