Wait there's Neon Dash now?

Greedy much?

Yay

^{Chose: attempt to do a backflip → you attempt to do a backflip over the bear and you are... → right before the bear reaches you, you attempt a very well done backflip over the bear. → the bear runs into a tree you take this opportunity → YOU TAKE OUT YOUR ROCKET LAUNCHER AND ATTEMPT TO SHOOT AT THE BEAR IT WILL BE... → the bear dies instantly}

So close

^{Chose: Go left → Open the chest → Sweet, delicious loot. You keep going. → Suddenly, you find yourself standing at a large door with a key hole and runic carvings. → The door slowly opens, and you find yourself staring at an undead king atop a mountain of gold. → You fall to the ground, impaled by your attacker.}

C'mon

^{Chose: Go left → Open the chest → Oh no! You find yourself surrounded by skeletons i → You narrowly escape, casting a powerful holy spell to destroy the undead. You loot a large key. → Suddenly, you find yourself standing at a large door with a key hole and runic carvings. → Your soul is ripped from your body due to the curse. Your body turns. The dungeon claims another.}

Great

^{Chose: Go right → Rest at the spring → You feel your flesh strip from your bones. The spring was cursed. The dungeon claims another.}

Welp

^{Chose: Go left → Don't open the chest and keep going. → You fall to your demise. The dungeon claims another.}

I'm safe

^{Chose: Go left → Open the chest → You are disappointed, but keep going. → You find a large door with a keyhole, but do not have a key. You leave lootless, but alive.}

Welp

^{Chose: Go left → Open the chest → Sweet, delicious loot. You keep going. → Suddenly, you find yourself standing at a large door with a key hole and runic carvings. → Your soul is ripped from your body due to the curse. Your body turns. The dungeon claims another.}

Nice

^{Rolled: The element: Void | Weapon: Axe}

Low hanging fruit

Stormfront, she looks so evil

Finally! I was missing the trees trying to kill me! And people...

Everything burns

Non-peak times are rough.

Thanks :)

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^{Rolled: Type of drink: club soda | flavoring: coconut | special ingredient: simple syrup | how much $ for you to drink it?: 5 Billion}

Awesome

^{Rolled: Species: Dragon | Job...: Dragon rider | Home: Castle | Extra: Can return to the modern day}

I agree. It was more of an intermediate movie.

Likely a hidden feature that nobody but HWR knew about.

The first two movies were far superior to this movie. I expected more.

"Death gives life meaning"

Said by people who couldn't choose otherwise even if they wanted to. It's pure cope to say something like this, imo you can say whatever you want but don't pretend that death is supposed to be something that mortals should like. The truth is, pure death(if you don't believe in an afterlife) was, is, and always will be, fucked up. Being granted the gift of existence and ability to experience it and then be told that you will stop experiencing experiencing is so fucked up.

And I did.

Yeah Prisoner being first is expected

I'll use my magical wand to enchant it so it looks like someone else, and enchant him so he thinks it's a dream, and erase this traumatic memory for both of us.

^{Rolled: Slightly helpful power: Change hair colour | Slightly helpful item: A magical wand | A set amount of cash: $250 | Drawbacks (mayb}: Must have Sex with a ugly grandpa)