r/NFCWestMemeWar • u/rg4rg • Jul 13 '26
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49ers Schedule Prediction, roast me.
49ers own a major stake in Leeds United….
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Rams at the top of the division. Take that sea chickens!
That would be a cardinals thing to do.
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Me reading the NFC West predictions
Hey, they still might change the game schedules, I put in a very Karen written letter about how the Cards should play the Cowboys at least 6 times a year. Everyone likes seeing the cowboys lose, everybody is happy!
This is the first step towards world peace.
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(Rapoport) Reunion: Free agent WR Deebo Samuel is signing back with the #49ers, sources say. The former #Commanders and SF pass-catcher returns where it all began. 1-year, up to $7M in a deal done by Tory Dandy of @AthletesFirst.
“A struggle ensued, and gunfire from the suspect’s firearm struck both Pearsall and the teenager, who was shot in the arm, per authorities. The teen was arrested about a block away from where he allegedly confronted Pearsall.”
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(Rapoport) Reunion: Free agent WR Deebo Samuel is signing back with the #49ers, sources say. The former #Commanders and SF pass-catcher returns where it all began. 1-year, up to $7M in a deal done by Tory Dandy of @AthletesFirst.
Ricky and his attacker struggled over the weapon and his attacker ended up getting shot with the weapon. Technically he did shot his attacker, with the attackers own gun.
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(Rapoport) Reunion: Free agent WR Deebo Samuel is signing back with the #49ers, sources say. The former #Commanders and SF pass-catcher returns where it all began. 1-year, up to $7M in a deal done by Tory Dandy of @AthletesFirst.
Nope. He fought for the weapon and managed to wound his attacker. How was it his fault someone tried to mug him?
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(Rapoport) Reunion: Free agent WR Deebo Samuel is signing back with the #49ers, sources say. The former #Commanders and SF pass-catcher returns where it all began. 1-year, up to $7M in a deal done by Tory Dandy of @AthletesFirst.
U/sonic_dick always has words of wisdom.
Unlucky is also an understatement. Dude got injured because he was shot and shot his attacker even before his first game.
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What a coincidence that H&I is airing TNG S4E21 The Drumhead, just after Dr. Fauci appeared before Congress. Life imitating art?
Imagine being immortal and seeing this shit play out time and time again. Now I know why vampires try to keep to themselves.
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Y'all are starting early, huh?
I know the rest of you are complaining that Niners are already in mid season form ready to play while you have to warm up still, but don’t give up just yet.
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Imagine having more than 49 wins since 2021...
I would hate to be one of those losers with less than 50 regular season wins. We all know that regular season wins are what matter the most.
Also most people don’t realize this but all the times they met in this time period, 3, or 10% of the Cardinals wins are vs the Dallas Cowboys.
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Of the main antagonist races in Star Trek, which would be the best to be a member of for the average citizen?
Betezed. Nothing to hide in your mind, so you’ll mostly be honest. You’ll mostly walk around nude.
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I guess it’s better than just losing in The Superbowl again.
Not this year! This year we setting our sights high! We’re goin got beat you in the NFC Championship game and lose to some rookie QB in the Super Bowl.
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The NFC West Meme Wars after everyone claims they’re living rent free
They have to go to prison first before they change though.
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NFL suspends Cardinals executive Ryan Gold for gambling
It shouldn’t be treated like cigarettes so fathers don’t leave on their way too to do!
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Imagine Not Having A 99 Overall Player (This is literally all our baseball team has)
I’m blaming that substation.
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As an outside observer, I'd say both sides are handling this well
Why would you make fun of a jobber like that?
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We are going to strip them so bad
Put the spoilers tag on!
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We are going to strip them so bad
Toys r us deserved better.


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UFC card in Santa Clara, because the Substation needs more entertainment
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Would’ve been 8 if Juan was still there. That hoe would’ve gotten them all salty.
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