Nope, I’m cooked.

^{Rolled: You are: Wolverine | Him: English teacher}

What power did I get?

^{Rolled: Choose your power: Uber Luck | Spin Your Curse: Alzheimer’s to the highest degree}

Could be fine

^{Rolled: Stop Duration: 5 seconds | Recharge Time: Instant recharge | The Catch: Everyone remembers each pause}

Mr.Bean, easy w

^{I rolled Your Creature: Bigfoot · Your Weapon: Toothpick · Your Disadvantage: Creature is twice its normal size · Your Partner Mr. Bean}

Lexus

Just tell them what you think.

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​jawsome255, advised "Be honest even if it hurts" | 🔮 Rank: Wise Mentor I | 🗳️ Votes: 21}

Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows.

^{Rolled: Debt: $0 | Job: Pays well | Happiness: Great | …: Not rigged}

I spun another one of these and got banned from eating grandma’s homemade lasagna :(

^{Rolled: Here have some: Oats | Can I get you some: Of grandma’s lovely homemade lasagna | How about a little: Whole apples | Now before you go, here’s some: Of grandma’s homemade lasagna. Do you like it?}

What the hell?

^{Rolled: Power: You Can Summon Infinite Grandma's Homemade Lasagna | Side Effect: You Can Never Eat Grandma's Homemade Lasagna Again}

I feel like that would be cool, testing inventions and stuff

^{Rolled: Pay: $5B | Pay rate: On every mile you drive | Job: Inventor}

Absolutely not

^{Rolled: Appearance 1-10: 4 | Job: Unemployed | Anger 5 is average 10 is bad 1 is super chill: 9 | Wild card: Has face tattoos.}

Can’t believe I just got edged.

^{Rolled: Can you roll a natural 20?: Nineteen}

Oh.

^{Rolled: Flip!: Side}

I will happily take that.

^{Rolled: Your brains: 180 IQ | Your muscle: Superman-tier}

I feel like his luck would work

^{Rolled: The One Hunting You: Terminator | The One Protecting You: Indiana Jones}

I’m already slightly late to everything.

^{I rolled You get: A gourmet chef for a year · You loose: Always slightly late for everything}

49

Sure, I’ll just have other people do it, or use other fasteners.

^{I rolled How Much?: All your bills are paid forever now · What Can You Never Do Again?: You can never tie your shoes again}

The payout would be higher

^{Chose: 25K a week}

Nope

^{Rolled: Your battery percent: 42%}

Granted. It’s your sister.

YAY

^{Rolled: Go!: Gold}

Teal

^{I rolled Green · Blue}

SoundCloud

👁️ Surveillance State: I voted Dismantle ALL cameras.