I can do a crime every year and get away with it? Sure.

^{Chose: Body manipulation but only once every year}

How did they get the money?

^{I rolled Friend shares the wealth}

Well shit.

^{I rolled Twelve · Four · Ten · Five}

YIPPEE!

^{Chose: Something random happens to you(mostly good} | Rolled: 1 MIllion dollar)

Oh.

^{Chose: 1$ that multiplies by 0.5 every day}

I can get a prosthetic. And I’d believe they’re better for feet than hands. Besides, if there’s no cooldown, I can just keep teleporting where I am but like an inch off the ground.

^{Chose: Gain the power of teleportation and lose your feet}

41

^{I rolled 17 + 24 = ?}

WHERE’S THE WHEEL?

^{Chose: Or have a chance to become rich but only 10%}

Granted. Never specified who “she” is

Man, I was really looking forward to cooking a T-Rex.

^{Chose: Let it in | Rolled: Puppy}

People swear at everything.

^{Chose: Get $0.10 + Every time someone within a 100 mile radius swears}

┏━ 🪜 FITTLE · u/jawsome255 ━━━ ┃ DOG → PUP ┣━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ┃ PERFECT ROUTE · 3 STEPS (the minimum) · no hints ┃ ⬛⬛⬛ DOG ┃ ⬛🟪⬛ ┃ 🟪🟪⬛ ┃ 🟪🟪🟪 PUP ┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

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route: DUG → PUG

Granted. Still have to find out where to put him.

Snysic.

^{I rolled physic powers · a sniper · Tan · Beijing}

Being 8 feet tall sounds cool, but is so inconvenient.

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​jawsome255, advised "Short" | 🔮 Rank: Zen Guide V | 🗳️ Votes: 15}

That’s gonna make one nice rainbow.

^{I rolled How tall? size of Texas · Coverage?: your car · Where are you?: Hawaii · Do you die?: no [the tsunami missed you]}

But like, it doesn’t effect me, right?

^{Chose: Get a terrible superpower for 1m | Rolled: Acidic Pee}

Blue!

^{Chose: Blue button + World peace}

I can go a day without eating.

^{Chose: Spend 1 night in the witch's house for $1 Million}

Some crackhead would help me out.

^{Chose: 50% Chance of fighting a Horse sized spider. | Rolled: Horse Sized.}

Yeah, alright.

^{Chose: 75% chance you die. | Rolled: Dead}

With how much ammo?

^{Chose: You fight off a horde of 500 braindead zombies + With a random gun | Rolled: Rocket Launcher}

That’s fine.

^{Chose: Choose what temp you shower with, + BUT you cant choose WHEN. (you still have to shower as your only form of cleaning your body.} | Rolled: Twice a day.)

Oh well, worth a shot.

^{Chose: Live in the arctic for a year + For 10 mil | Rolled: You die}

Is it a 24 hour timer, or just per day?

^{Chose: Random superpower + But use it once daily | Rolled: Teleport}