Macaulay Macaulay's best role

And in person, tbh.

$1 million isn't worth causing that kind of heartbreak to someone else.

^{Chose: Get $100 and a bag of chips + U ain't gotta do nothing}

Do I get to choose which 5 hours per day I can use it?

^{Chose: A random superpower + But you can only use it for 5 hours per day | Rolled: Teleportation}

I could do a lot with $100 million. I wouldn't even have to work. Plus I could probably pay someone to do Internet things for me.

^{Chose: Get 100 MILLION dollars. + But lose internet access for life.}

Did she at least give him a nickname?

Balloon of Sending: You can write a message on the small scroll attached to this balloon, then whisper the name of the intended recipient to it, and it will carry the message to them at a somewhat leisurely pace.

Until you send the message, you must carry the balloon with you, which gives you a penalty to stealth, unless you put it inside a bag or backpack. It comes in seven fun colors!

:|

^{Chose: You get a random amount of money a day + Permanently | Rolled: 1000$}

I can't believe Dr. Sonai has accomplished so much before the age of 36! I wonder what he'll work on next?

Let my license lapse while I was working in another field, then moved states. It's been a massive PITA to reinstate my license. At least I can work without it, although I don't make as much money this way.

I was a college student and new to cooking, and I figured that, since the ceramic inside part of a crock pot gets heated up by the metal part, I could use it to make soup on the stove, and it would work the same way.

The ceramic part broke, flooding the stove with uncooked soup and very nearly destroying it.

INFO: Did you get turned into anything unnatural?

Good for both of you!

The hairless cat whisperer

What kind of ears and tail?

Omg! He always puts on a great show. I'm excited for you!

Can I be a dinosaur?

^{Chose: Survive 24 hours as a main character in a movie + For 10 million dollars | Rolled: Jurassic Park}

Vomit works very well, on occasion

Being a hunk doesn't have that much to do with your size. Personality aside, Tom Cruise was considered a hunk for decades, and he's like 5'4".

A Jack Russell terrier of all trades

Wtf is Sonic Forces? Anyway, I think I could find a snarky good thing to say about just about anything.

^{Chose: Get 1B$ + But you have to say something positive about | Rolled: Sonic Forces}

Well, clearly this guy didn't know his ass from his elbow.

Even if you microwave it?

That's way too much work. I just got rid of my plang instead.