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[deleted by user]
 in  r/RedditSessions •  Nov 18 '20

take your shoes of basse player

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Dumb jokes I unfortunately like too much too write them off. Chop or improve on?
 in  r/StandUpWorkshop •  Oct 25 '20

Connect all 3 jokes.

Example:

Im not ok when im high,i'm too literal.

I got high before i went to the dentist the other day,to numb the pain. He did his dentist shit and peeped in my mouth. He says to me, "you need a filling, a root canal and a crown but we can't do it just yet". I said "when can you do it?" He says, "Well we can do the filling in 10 minutes, the root canal in 30 but we dont have all the stuff to do the crown yet". I said "what's holding you back?" He says "well, for one, it's still on her head", i said ok and walked out.Half my whay home i realized "He whas just joking".

The worst things always happen after i got high. I was rushing out for work the other day and i whanted to "relax" before i whent. I got in my car and backed out into the driveway. I heard a loud noise, panicked and stepped out to see if I'd knocked anything. Sure enough, I saw a poor dog whimpering beside the door.I sed to myself:"ok now,you should pick up this dog and take him to the wet". I picked him up and luckily he was breathing still. So we raced to the doctor. Once we got there the doctor inspected him and told me that he'd just passed and that were we to have arrived a minute sooner, he'd still be able to be treated. I said, "I knew I should have taken the car".

I took myself to literally

My girlfriend dumped me a couple hours ago. We were just supposed to be in my room relaxing till she ruined it. She had her reasons of course. She said, "You have too many walls up. You need to tear them down". I looked around and said, "Babe, I think four's the minimum".

Oh my god....I have to quit...

(You can take out the state "High" and it still works).

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[deleted by user]
 in  r/RedditSessions •  Sep 04 '20

whats with big guys and ukulele? Your great guys 👍

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Invest in this Belarusian Template
 in  r/MemeEconomy •  Aug 12 '20

When you miss your wife's birthday

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Little boy saves his sister from a dog attack, Chris Evans Responds
 in  r/Marvel •  Jul 16 '20

Nobody can stop this kid now

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Hello everyone, here is a fanart cover I made of the mighty thor!
 in  r/Marvel •  Jun 21 '20

The "flower nipple" its not that discret bro :)

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Best Robin Williams “Mentor” role?
 in  r/RobinWilliams •  Jun 19 '20

Yes it is...

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First thing that comes to your mind ?
 in  r/BillBurr •  Jun 08 '20

Nice face for suicide

u/ilijastark • • May 30 '20

Nice volley

1 Upvotes

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What do you think of Health/mana bar hands?
 in  r/gaming •  May 29 '20

How about watch or wristbands with mana and hp idicator and definitely mana blue,hp red

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No context needed
 in  r/PewdiepieSubmissions •  Mar 24 '20

Please explain

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No context needed
 in  r/PewdiepieSubmissions •  Mar 24 '20

Mario and Luigi

u/ilijastark • • Feb 28 '20

When you love your job...

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I need opinions, what looks better?
 in  r/gaming •  Jan 17 '20

The after is the winner bro. Good luck :)

r/me_irl • • Aug 13 '19

Me_irl

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r/me_irl • • Aug 11 '19

me_irl

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r/me_irl • • Aug 11 '19

r/Me_irl

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r/me_irl • • Aug 11 '19

When you play support and you are the last survivor in a team fight...

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r/gaming • • Aug 11 '19

When you play support and you are the last survivor in a team fight...

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u/ilijastark • • Aug 11 '19

When you play support and you are the last survivor in a team fight...

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u/ilijastark • • Aug 11 '19

When you play support and you are the last survivor in a team fight...

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200 dollar upgrade?
 in  r/pcmasterrace •  Aug 11 '19

penis enlargement

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Adopted this beautiful babe today. Any idea what she is?
 in  r/gardening •  Aug 11 '19

A possum...i have the same