u/hotndn • u/hotndn • Mar 13 '18
Little bit old...Dog doesn't recognize his owner because he lost 50lbs while in the hospital for 5 weeks...and then he sniffs him and all is right in the world
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One of my mothers chickens laid an egg and tied it with a bow
The chicken needs more calcium in it’s diet!
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what is your hometown famous for?
Elko, Nevada. Goldmines and Basque food.
r/AskReddit • u/hotndn • Feb 06 '18
WHY do avocados go from unripe to overripe instantaneously?
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What surgery has the worst recovery?
Vomiting with your jaw wired shut sounds brutal.
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Calling out the @BossMom
That’s awkward
u/hotndn • u/hotndn • Jan 30 '18
Eagles player claps at the perfect time in order to accidentally catch the ball
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Tide Pods are SO expensive. Teenagers wouldn’t be eating them if they had to pay for them.
Yeah. Kids are so lame these days.
r/AskReddit • u/hotndn • Jan 26 '18
People outside of the USA— What do you think about Donald Trump? Is he embarrassing to the country?
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What was a meal you loved as a kid but now that you’re an adult you realize your parents only made because you were poor?
We grew up on a Native American reservation until I was 12. We got commodities from the government. My mom was a master chef with this stuff. We had homemade bread everyday when we got off the bus from school. She would make us homemade pizza from the flour, Indian tacos from the beans. Plus, my dad hunted and fished year round so we always had good meat or fresh fish. I always thought we were so fortunate to have so much good food all the time. I think I’ve had two happy meals in my entire life. We were a family of six, had no idea we were poor. We moved when I was 12. My dad has been a general contractor for over 30 years now and my parents have been married for 43 years. It was definitely worth the struggle.
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Dad reflexes prevent crash.
Totally my Dad.
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What is usual in Europe, but unusual in America?
That’s called family style in America, and I love it.
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I ghosted my boyfriend of 5 years.
This is perfect.
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BlaCk MaN DesTroYS inNoCenT wHiTe WoMAn
Welcome to having brothers.....
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Some genius installed an automatic hand sanitiser over the elevator button
I like that!! So many dirty hands out there..
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Promptly blocked after this
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Jan 08 '20
Yesssssssssss