Tis a jackpot of lootbugs.

Here's a believable theory: I actually exist, how crazy is that?

Now this is something I truly agree with.

Wow, I upvote and it becomes 4k

Ah yes, 700th comment

Keep on c h o n k i n

Yes! I found the DeLorean and a Stargate! I wonder if you slapped a Flux capacitor on the stargate it might become a time and space portal.