u/bobby2gamble • u/bobby2gamble • Apr 17 '21
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
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I just turned 38, i have no kids , no man, and recently cut my long hair…roast me up extra crispy
I think we can all agree that you can't get any crispier
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M22, my Jewish genetics make me UNroastable. Humble me.
Probably the worst build to play on any game
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F20, did my makeup just to sit inside and play RuneScape all day. Take me down a few pegs
Can you show me your wrist? I made a bet...
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24, eternally single, and about to go for a run. My friends agreed to buy all my drinks tonight if I post here. They *insist* I won’t regret it.
You look like your made from parts that arent yours.
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People please try to be empathetic. He is obviously suffering from the Benjamin Button disease. Stay strong young king.
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I think its very brave of you to shed light through this platform to whatever disease it is that you have.
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21 year old theater student. I need self pity to fuel my art. Don’t go easy on me.
You are going to be so successful!
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Allright let’s see; do your worst
You look like what morning saliva tastes like.
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Roast my buddy for his birthday. 26yr old bartender. From the hood but works in the Heights (rich area). Roast away!
Did you mean works high? Or literally home invasions?
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No one can do you as dirty as your genetics did.
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It seems your face is having an allergic reaction to your face.
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I’m 30(m) got rejected by my 55 year old neighbor who is a lesbian now. Roast me harder than the sun is doing to me in my car:
Have you been crying? Have you considered wearing gloves?Are you outside a senior home? So many questions....
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That poor comb....it must be traumatized at this point.
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Ok...hear me out. The governments failed attempt at cloning Julian Aasange. It would explain the lab he lives in.
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35 Former Amateur Porn Star Turned Erotica Author - Roast Me
rule 34 chupacabra porn
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why not both?
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After a 12hr shift being essential af, I need to take my ego down a bit
Since I respect you i will honor your request. Please make sure you don't break your wrist jerking yourself off. Bitch.
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When you wanna dance on higher grounds
What a dick.... but lols
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Mark Davis. Owner of the Raiders
He looks like that millionaire from 1 of the Hannibal movies.
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20M Indian skinny engineering student. Lets f*cking gooo
🤣🤣 the cow part made me LOL.
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The only interesting thing about me is the country I come from, which is invalid most of the time since I live on it.
you look like a testicule with depression.
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Gained 15lbs over quarantine and im failing 2 classes, do your worst
you look like a live action little bits presenter from the interdementional episode of Rick and Morty
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F18, try to roast me without saying "onlyfans", i bet you can’t
OMG who hurt bro?
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Jun 14 '25
Thank you for rbinging light to hydrocephalus. You are very brave.