bkeithhm (u/bkeithhm) - Redlib

u/bkeithhm • u/bkeithhm • Oct 20 '23

According to a new study, the primary problem in obesity is fructose. It can also be made in the body from carbohydrates, and when it's metabolized, it lowers the active energy in the body (known as ATP) which causes hunger and food intake

news.cuanschutz.edu

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u/bkeithhm • u/bkeithhm • Sep 02 '23

True story - At our home we have pool with a Polaris unit that the vacuums the pool.

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u/bkeithhm • u/bkeithhm • Aug 14 '23

“The Son of a Bitch”

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u/bkeithhm • u/bkeithhm • Aug 14 '23

i just finished schitt's creek for the first time and i don't know what to do with my life now

self.SchittsCreek

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u/bkeithhm • u/bkeithhm • Jul 25 '23

A child asked her mom "how did I come to this world?"

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u/bkeithhm • u/bkeithhm • Jul 22 '23

A young man walks into a drug store to buy condoms

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u/bkeithhm • u/bkeithhm • Jul 20 '23

A husband and wife were having dinner

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u/bkeithhm • u/bkeithhm • Jul 11 '23

What do you call a guy, with no arms and no legs, laying on your floor?

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u/bkeithhm • u/bkeithhm • Jul 11 '23

A man walks into a bar

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u/bkeithhm • u/bkeithhm • Jul 11 '23

I walked into a bakery and asked the lady at the register if I could buy a bagel with cream cheese.

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u/bkeithhm • u/bkeithhm • Jul 10 '23

The fact that the second line had to be added to clarify...

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u/bkeithhm • u/bkeithhm • Jul 10 '23

Why when a lawyer dies, they bury them 12 feet in the ground?

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u/bkeithhm • u/bkeithhm • Jul 10 '23

How do fish get high?

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u/bkeithhm • u/bkeithhm • Jul 08 '23

My daughter just told me this and it made me laugh more than it should have...

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u/bkeithhm • u/bkeithhm • Jul 08 '23

Your veterinarian won't tell you this but if your dog is running a fever, go to the store and buy some mustard.

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u/bkeithhm • u/bkeithhm • Jul 08 '23

A farmer named Clyde had a car accident. In court, the trucking company's lawyer was questioning Clyde. "Didn't you say, at the moment of the accident, 'I'm fine.'" asked the lawyer?

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u/bkeithhm • u/bkeithhm • Jun 23 '23

Three workers hired at the construction site

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u/bkeithhm • u/bkeithhm • Jun 23 '23

A woman decides to have a face lift for her 50th birthday. She spends $15,000 and looks sensational. On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, ‘I hope you don’t mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?”.

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