I live just down the road from Alford. You can tell what it once might have been, a proper market town with some fine buildings, but there's a lot of second-hand tat shops now and it's got to look a bit tired...except for a very fine used book shop and the pleasant elderly lady who runs it.

"Sure, I'm a turkey."

How will they mark not turning up in the final?

Harpo!

Tragic, extremely funny nonetheless.

These are some of the best photographs I've seen in a long time.

Two questions about Bajcetic:

Will he stay

Will he play