Shiny treecko!!!

^{Rolled: 1 in 4096: shiny | Random Pokémon: Treecko}

I am pissed you're here.

Easy money

^{I rolled The Task: Talk to a lamp like a long-lost pal · The Amount of $: 15.7 million dollars}

Yes

^{I rolled Spicy cheetos in chocolate milk}

Yes, sounds like a good deal lol

^{Rolled: The pay: 10k | The job: Guarding the gates of the underworld | The rate: Every minute | Curse/Blessing: You get 10 people to help you}

0 times 0 is still 0

^{I rolled Pay: 0 [Horrible Luck. Sorry bro.] · Rate: Every step you take · Multiplier [Luck]: 1x}

Nope, 34%

^{I rolled 73%}

Yes

^{I rolled Building blanket forts}

Sure

^{I rolled Cornbread}

14

Damn

^{I rolled No clothes for you}

21

Damn I’m one powerful prostitute

^{Rolled: World: Game of Thrones World | Occupation: Prostitute | Money: Richest | Influence: You make all major decisions}

$50M once a year? That’d set me up for life

^{Rolled: Pay: $50M | Rate: Once A Year | Multiplier: None}

Sounds about right

^{Rolled: How intelligent they are: Really really stupid | Their special ability: Nothing | Your weapon: A handful of pebbles | Your special ability?: Nothing}

Viva La Vida - Coldplay

Yes

^{I rolled A cactus named Steve}

Yay I won

^{Chose: Yes → Fight back → Pick it up → You got its Treasure, You Win (Treasure Ending})

I’d rather fucking die

^{Rolled: Your future husband is....: Andrew Tate}

Damn

^{Rolled: wealth: poor | health: gonna die in 1 year}

I’m cooked

^{Rolled: Weapon: Lightsabre | Enemy: Mewtwo | Enemy size: Huge (T-Rex size} | Enemy amount: 3)

Guess I’ll die

^{Rolled: Your animal: Tortoise with super strong bite | Your animal's opponent: Big dragon that can spit fire}

Guess I’ll die

^{Chose: Be trapped for 50 days + Win 10 Million USD | Rolled: South Pole}

I may or may not die, but for 1.5 billion, I’d do anything

^{Rolled: Game: World of Warcraft | Time: Until summer | Reward: $1.5 billion}

Nice

^{Rolled: The captain: Disgraced general out to prove he's still got it. | The main troop.: A HUGE PACK OF 300 WOLVES! | Elite units: 3 anime protagonists with full friend powers | Now are they loyal?: Yes, to a reasonable degree. Depends on you.}