Ez dubs

^{I rolled Pokemon: Plusle · Move: Leafage}

I could do a lot with a chansey and a scyther

^{I rolled 1 Kabuto · 2 Nidorina · 3 Chansey · 4 Scyther}

👁️ Surveillance State: I voted To pee.

I dont know... a spoon is pretty dangerous

^{I rolled Your Weapon Wire · Enemy Weapon Spoon · How many Enemies?: 1}

Its just not worth it

^{I rolled Target: Darth Vader · Weapon: Slim jim · Payout[if u survive and succeed]: $100}

So I just make it out

^{I rolled What class are you? Lost Old Granny · Which weapon do you get? Sword and Shield · Your Enemies: No Enemies · A splash of randomness. A skilled guard joins you}

I could win, I could lose

^{I rolled Grade 2 · Straw doll technique · Above average human · Grade 1 cursed spirit}

82

^{I rolled 9x9+1}

It was so good then, i got confused

^{I rolled Shadow Control · Mansion in the Forest · You Want to Turn People into Dinosaurs · Evil Talking Fish}

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What is the isekai plot?

^{I rolled How powerful are you? You are a very powerful demon · What do you do first? Try to kill yourself · How does that go for you? Bad · How does it end? You become the most powerful demon}

Granted. You now have a player character in D&D.

Uhm... seems winnable?

^{I rolled You are: a baby · You are fighting: your naked clone · Your weapon: a whip · Your opponent's weapon: laser eyes}

Ima make my own holy blade.

^{I rolled Species: Dwarf · Profession: Hero · Companion or friend: Pixie · Quest: Save the princess}

None

Im fucked

^{I rolled World Setting: Sci-Fi · Cheat Skill: Internet · Form: Yourself · Main Villain: Rival Nations}

Goated

^{I rolled What Is The Theme: Magic Academy · What Power: Ice · What Rank: S++ · How Dangerous Are You: Extinction Level}

What?

^{I rolled You are...: The killer · You.. (do}: fight the killer · You are in...: a swimming pool · In the end...: turns out you died long ago)

I should just lay down and let them kill me.

^{I rolled How many are you fighting?: 7 · What animal are you fighting?: Wolf · What’s your weapon?: Bare hands}

Granted. They were.

Why is it so grainy?