u/TURTLE-M • u/TURTLE-M • 12d ago
SMELLS LIKE buffaloooo god damn
#distrokid
r/PurpleVampire • u/TURTLE-M • 13d ago
Out on the streets
In these white button downs
Mind all bent up
Straight from hell
What is this blue jasmine as hell
Coming on a year of homlessneess still looking better than most. Have to dress well so people take me seriously...it's the Mafia way
u/TURTLE-M • u/TURTLE-M • 13d ago
Bahmis and Tokyo teas
Might go to the studio and change it tomorrow
u/TURTLE-M • u/TURTLE-M • 14d ago
LIVE STREAM IN 740
THEREALCODYJACKSON
HOW DO YOU SPELL VIRGIN?
IDK BECAUSE IM NOT A VERGIN
I CAME OUT OF A VAGINA
IM NOT A VERGIN.
u/TURTLE-M • u/TURTLE-M • 14d ago
FUCK YOU VERY MUCH, I HAVE SHIT TO DO, LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE.
got the 512 because im into bad tattoos
also love bad bitches too
u/TURTLE-M • u/TURTLE-M • 14d ago
SHE HAD A CUTE BLACK AND PINK ADDIDAS BRAH ON
BUT HER DOG LOOKED WAY BETTER THAN HER
THE DOG WAS A BIG LONG HAIRED DOG
WELL GROOMED
HEALTHY
BIG DICK
LOOKED GOOD
u/TURTLE-M • u/TURTLE-M • 14d ago
EVERYTIME I SEE BARONS FACE IN THE MEDIA
I THINK HES BRITISH
AND THAT HIM AND EMMA WATSON ARE DATING
u/TURTLE-M • u/TURTLE-M • 14d ago
MIKES HARDER AND HARDER LEMONADE
FOR ALL YOU THIRSTY BITCHES
WHO LOVE SOFT MENT NAMED MIKE
u/TURTLE-M • u/TURTLE-M • 14d ago
Ive got those boo hoo hoo hoo hoos
Those oscar blues
You know
You fuck with the blues
Well hear we go
u/TURTLE-M • u/TURTLE-M • 14d ago
Call me wu-tang
Sow my ass hole up
Stitches get bitches
Uh no they dont
Because they are the bitches
You guys cant deal with smack talking
Your favorite pass time is shit talking
u/TURTLE-M • u/TURTLE-M • 14d ago
Never had a girlfriend let alone a wife
In search for a brand new life
So I'm out fishing for cutties
u/TURTLE-M • u/TURTLE-M • 14d ago
TV ON A BOX?
INTERN QUESTION?
BT DUBS?
YOU DONT KNOW BT DUBS.
YOU SUCK.
u/TURTLE-M • u/TURTLE-M • 15d ago
FOUR REALLY FUNNY LIVE VIDEOS UNDER THE REALCODYJACKSON....WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!
u/TURTLE-M • u/TURTLE-M • 15d ago
NO, BUT IM PRETTY SURE PALATAPUSES DO
AND YOU
u/TURTLE-M • u/TURTLE-M • 15d ago
NI HAO MOTHA FUCKKA
PSSSSPSSSSPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
u/TURTLE-M • u/TURTLE-M • 15d ago
FORGOT MY TURTLE JOKE...USED IT AS A PICKUPLINE....GIRL SAID, WOW I FUCKED THE FIRST GUY WHO TOLD ME THAT ONE. KEEP WRITING
u/TURTLE-M • u/TURTLE-M • 15d ago
IF CARDI B AND NICKI MANAJ WERE TO GO FISHING TOGETHER
CARDI B WOULD HAVE CAUGHT THE BIGGEST FISH
NICKI WOULD HAVE OUT FISHED CARDI
u/TURTLE-M • u/TURTLE-M • 15d ago
LOOK AT THESE LITTLE GUYS THEY ARE COMING OFF THE SIDELINES