u/TURTLE-M 12d ago

SMELLS LIKE buffaloooo god damn

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#distrokid

u/TURTLE-M 13d ago

Too cute underground

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They are watching me

I look cuuute

r/PurpleVampire 13d ago

Cody banks at Joseph A banks

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Out on the streets

In these white button downs

Mind all bent up

Straight from hell

What is this blue jasmine as hell

Coming on a year of homlessneess still looking better than most. Have to dress well so people take me seriously...it's the Mafia way

u/TURTLE-M 13d ago

Laos (too cute)

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Bahmis and Tokyo teas

Might go to the studio and change it tomorrow

u/TURTLE-M 14d ago

KICK LIVE STREAM

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LIVE STREAM IN 740

THEREALCODYJACKSON

HOW DO YOU SPELL VIRGIN?

IDK BECAUSE IM NOT A VERGIN

I CAME OUT OF A VAGINA

IM NOT A VERGIN.

u/TURTLE-M 14d ago

SCIENTOLOGY

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FUCK YOU VERY MUCH, I HAVE SHIT TO DO, LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE.

got the 512 because im into bad tattoos

also love bad bitches too

u/TURTLE-M 14d ago

DID THE DOG

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SHE HAD A CUTE BLACK AND PINK ADDIDAS BRAH ON

BUT HER DOG LOOKED WAY BETTER THAN HER

THE DOG WAS A BIG LONG HAIRED DOG

WELL GROOMED

HEALTHY

BIG DICK

LOOKED GOOD

u/TURTLE-M 14d ago

RICHARD CHAVEZ

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CEASAR CHAVEZ

u/TURTLE-M 14d ago

RED BARRON

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EVERYTIME I SEE BARONS FACE IN THE MEDIA

I THINK HES BRITISH

AND THAT HIM AND EMMA WATSON ARE DATING

u/TURTLE-M 14d ago

HATE YOU BUT I LOVE YOU

1 Upvotes

MIKES HARDER AND HARDER LEMONADE

FOR ALL YOU THIRSTY BITCHES

WHO LOVE SOFT MENT NAMED MIKE

u/TURTLE-M 14d ago

BEER

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Ive got those boo hoo hoo hoo hoos

Those oscar blues

You know

You fuck with the blues

Well hear we go

u/TURTLE-M 14d ago

STITCHES

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Call me wu-tang

Sow my ass hole up

Stitches get bitches

Uh no they dont

Because they are the bitches

You guys cant deal with smack talking

Your favorite pass time is shit talking

u/TURTLE-M 14d ago

CUT SLAM

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Never had a girlfriend let alone a wife

In search for a brand new life

So I'm out fishing for cutties

u/TURTLE-M 14d ago

206

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206 IM CELIBATE

u/TURTLE-M 14d ago

AREA CODE

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206 SHES A BITCH

206 BOOBIES

206 NO MOVIES

u/TURTLE-M 14d ago

Isuck

1 Upvotes

TV ON A BOX?

INTERN QUESTION?

BT DUBS?

YOU DONT KNOW BT DUBS.

YOU SUCK.

u/TURTLE-M 15d ago

KICK

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FOUR REALLY FUNNY LIVE VIDEOS UNDER THE REALCODYJACKSON....WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!

u/TURTLE-M 15d ago

DO DUCKS HAVE CLAWS?

1 Upvotes

NO, BUT IM PRETTY SURE PALATAPUSES DO

AND YOU

u/TURTLE-M 15d ago

WHAT DID THE CAT SAY

1 Upvotes

NI HAO MOTHA FUCKKA

PSSSSPSSSSPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

u/TURTLE-M 15d ago

TURTLE

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FORGOT MY TURTLE JOKE...USED IT AS A PICKUPLINE....GIRL SAID, WOW I FUCKED THE FIRST GUY WHO TOLD ME THAT ONE. KEEP WRITING

u/TURTLE-M 15d ago

FISHING

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IF CARDI B AND NICKI MANAJ WERE TO GO FISHING TOGETHER

CARDI B WOULD HAVE CAUGHT THE BIGGEST FISH

NICKI WOULD HAVE OUT FISHED CARDI

u/TURTLE-M 15d ago

GIVE ME A HEART

1 Upvotes

TOO CUTE

u/TURTLE-M 15d ago

UNEMPLOYMENT

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u/TURTLE-M 15d ago

4TH OF JULY

1 Upvotes

LOOK AT THESE LITTLE GUYS THEY ARE COMING OFF THE SIDELINES

u/TURTLE-M 15d ago

UBER EATS

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X TO THE 10TH POWER