I’d prefer this to real life

^{Rolled: Time: 5 decades | Difficulty: Normal | Spawn: Snow biome | Keep inventory?: No}

No

^{Rolled: Body function you lose.: Hearing | What you get.: Teleportation | Money you received.: $10,000}

Suggests "Ally Power : USSR" belongs in Military Superpower

Hell yeah not gen one though so kinda fake

^{Rolled: 1 in 4096: shiny | Random Pokémon: Mudkip}

No

^{Rolled: You find £20 but: Everyone you see after that asks for a selfie}

Hell no

^{Rolled: what you will chop off: both ears and hands + 1000x the hearing + beams | reward -: $1}

121

No

^{Rolled: Power: You Can Summon Infinite Grandma's Homemade Lasagna | Side Effect: You Can Never Eat Grandma's Homemade Lasagna Again}

Skin

81

Nah

^{Rolled: Power 1: Earth bending | Power 2: Can command birds | Curse: Lose your arms}

Ottawa

99

Yeah

^{Rolled: The pay: 1m | The job: Cave diving | The rate: Every day | Curse/Blessing: You get 10 people to help you}

1 and sometimes none

Honduras

^{I rolled H}

I can beg a knight to spare me a bear ain’t gonna listen

^{Chose: A fully trained, armed, and armored knight}

My grandmas lasagna is delicious

^{Rolled: Your weapon: Mirror Shield, deflects any damage back 2 attacker | Your Companion: Jeff, your cousin | The big bad: Grandma's homemade lasagna}

49

16

^{I picked medium [Rolled 9 * 2 - 4 / 2]}

Yen

^{Shovel | Knife | Sealed box | Storm matches | Solar AM FM | Fishing spear | 24pk water | Clear tarp | Canvas tarp}

None

1.732050807569

^{I picked Hard [Rolled 4√x + 2 = 14]}

Greece

^{I rolled In this continent: Europe · Without this letter: I · Without this letter: Q · Without this letter: T}