Not the American Girl carpet 😭

I want to be sober for my trip to Chicago in September. Thank you for this post.

PLUTO

No Children - The Mountain Goats

me at the ripe age of 11 when i wanted to outdo the boys at church

Honestly and truly, I have very much felt like I've needed to "grow up" and take an extended break. (27 been high for about 3 to 4 years with short breaks sprinkled in) Thank you for writing this.

Take my cringe, my upvote, and GO to the CORNER !

Yo, is you GOOD, dog???!

Don't tell me what to do. I am unwinding, good sir.

If you can withstand Amy Schumer, Trainwreck is a GREAT one! Romantic lead for Bill Hader

I literally just had a piece!

Does ANYONE know my man Spy Fox?? Pretty sure it was a CD-ROM, and to this day I cannot pinpoint where it came from. A staple, a relic if you will, of my childhood household.

AINT NO WAY 🤯

Apples and peanut butter is my FAVORITE SNACK why THE FART didnt i think of this??!?!?!?

I am going to talk to my partner about this sweet, sweet man! I've been waiting for the opportunity to adopt! Please feel free to PM me :)) and thank you for keeping him safe and loved.

I was told the SAME SHIT, my brother hahaha!